Wild Card? More like Lame Card, am I right? Well, I honestly don’t know. Apart from a couple minutes of the first Saturday game, I didn’t watch any football this weekend. But in searching for highlights (and, this week, searching was more like scouring the couch cushions for enough change to buy a 40 that would let me escape those couple minutes of OAK/HOU “football”) I did see that James Harrison caused a fumble. I’m sure all you Yinzers on here knew that he was still around but, as someone who is pretty sure that guy was a grizzled old vet in Super Bowl IX, I was surprised to see he’s still contributing to playoff football. So good for him.
Anyways, keep up the good work. At this rate, a bunch of dick-jokers sitting at their computers could challenge for a first-round playoff spot in the AFC. That is, of course, if any of this bunch of dick-jokers could actually pass a drug test (without the use of a Whizzinator).
In Richardson’s defense, blatant OPI right in front of an official is about the only way to score when you practice each week against ‘Handsy’ Dick Sherman.For reference, this was flagged OPI in the early game.This was the only other highlight of the Texans/Raiders broadcast.“Whoa this is heavy, Doc.” –Marty McFlyFrank ClarkThis is Jordy Nelson getting a rib injury from a Leon Hall spearing/not spearing, depending on which Twitter account you ask.I don’t think a Florida trip hurt the Giants WR corps on Sunday. But warming up with a phone instead of a football may have been a factor in all those drops.So the host video for this file is called “Matt Moore Draws Roughing the Passer Flag” as if this were college basketball and he jumped into a strafing defender as he went for a layup. Like, what small forward has ever been on the verge of death after drawing a foul?Honestly, this just makes the Jets and Bills look bad.
The NFL is proud of its concussion protocol. It saves lives and allows for a better life after players retire. After this play Matt Moore was required to sit out 1 play according to our strict rules.
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The Giants receivers can’t catch anything, even cold.
Alternate
Green Bay residents: “Hello police, there are some shirtless thugs in the stadium I own. Would you please come and arrest them. Thank You. I will be waiting with some cheese covered curds, over some Brats.”
JJ Watt: I can’t just do my rehab, but I have to do it in my stadium with cameras on because I am not one of those glory boys. I have to show everyone how hard I work. Pssst, did you know I live in a log mansion, I mean cabin. http://i.imgur.com/9SO8bv0.jpg
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