I enjoy doing Quotables around here. For one thing, it’s about three PK lattes shorter than my typical blax-generated-content. But, second, it pretty much keeps me up (well, between Quotables and the podcast) on the pertinent on-field going ons of the NFL. I mean, did you know that Detroit had even made the playoffs instead of a third NFC East team? I was like, “hmmm, how did RAMIT interview that strapping young man from WAS if they were just in the wildcard last week?” and then it hit me, “The [*Redacted] s didn’t make the post-season. That means Stan hired a coordinator from a team that did not make the post-season to bring a winning culture to the Rose Bowl locker room.”
The [*Redacted] s were 8-7-1 this year. Literally (not figuratively), this is the most incremental step in coaching improvements this franchise could have made. Give him five seasons before inking an extension and cutting him two weeks later — at this pace, it’s going to be another 20 years before RAMIT has a 10-win season. Which actually sounds about right.
Boom! Welcome to Los Angeles! pic.twitter.com/BpoppYtSvV
— Los Angeles Rams (@RamsNFL) January 12, 2017
I guess the angle is to make sure McVay has plenty of time to make an assault on Jeff Fisher’s co-ownership of the losingest coach title. Why? Because RAMIT football is family.
Anyways, I’m going to give you the results from this week but, as I have been trying to nudge you all for a month, I also want to give you all the heads up that less football = less outstanding gifs. So enjoy it while you can (or don’t, whatever, DTZM just made me give you that notice).
He keeps the goatee, he goes 9-7. He goes to a mustache, 7-9.
Science!
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If the Texans beat the Patriots the load I shoot will make Peter North look more like Peter King
I feel humbled and honored to join this illustrious endeavor.
I was really baked when I made that comment.
I read 11/22/63 not too long ago. It’s important to know who’s judging you.
I loved that book.
Yep, really good book. The James Franco miniseries did not live up.
Despite the usual hopes around here that Brady will get treated like Matt Moore in the above gif, is anyone else worried about Garoppolo coming in for 1-3 quarters in the playoffs and looking good enough to drive his offseason price up any higher? Just me? Fuck you, Ryan Pace.
Yeah, I gave up. Fuck it. I don’t care. Just show me the gifs of other people getting hit.
As for Garopolopololo, I doubt the dark lord will risk him getting hurt and, God forbid, sticking around Foxborough.
“GROPPOPPOLLO!”
Exactly
Thanks for this. I randomly say “TRAMAMPOLINE!!!” several times a month.
This has to be a game where they pad the shit out of Brady’s post season stats so Jimmy and The Animal can talk about how the numbers don’t lie and he’s the greatest evah!!!!
“Mr Spanos, the Rams have made a completely half assed coaching hire, I suggest we look for a a competent head coach if we want to be THE dominant team in L.A”
Spanos: “NO ONE OUT HALF ASSES DEAN SPANOS, BRING ME ANTHONY LYNN”
So the Rams hired one of the Gronk brothers as head coach?
Saw this picture and thought, there is no way this dude doesn’t bring in Matt Leinart.
As “assistant coach of PARTYING DOWN”.
The slow one