2016 Quotables – Wildcard Weekend (Results)

I enjoy doing Quotables around here. For one thing, it’s about three PK lattes shorter than my typical blax-generated-content. But, second, it pretty much keeps me up (well, between Quotables and the podcast) on the pertinent on-field going ons of the NFL. I mean, did you know that Detroit had even made the playoffs instead of a third NFC East team? I was like, “hmmm, how did RAMIT interview that strapping young man from WAS if they were just in the wildcard last week?” and then it hit me, “The Redskins didn’t make the post-season. That means Stan hired a coordinator from a team that did not make the post-season to bring a winning culture to the Rose Bowl locker room.”

The Redskins were 8-7-1 this year. Literally (not figuratively), this is the most incremental step in coaching improvements this franchise could have made. Give him five seasons before inking an extension and cutting him two weeks later — at this pace, it’s going to be another 20 years before RAMIT has a 10-win season. Which actually sounds about right.

Boom! Welcome to Los Angeles! pic.twitter.com/BpoppYtSvV

— Los Angeles Rams (@RamsNFL) January 12, 2017

I guess the angle is to make sure McVay has plenty of time to make an assault on Jeff Fisher’s co-ownership of the losingest coach title. Why? Because RAMIT football is family.

Anyways, I’m going to give you the results from this week but, as I have been trying to nudge you all for a month, I also want to give you all the heads up that less football = less outstanding gifs. So enjoy it while you can (or don’t, whatever, DTZM just made me give you that notice).