Look, I hate the Pats with all the bile I can summon just like you. Still, they are a relentlessly successful organization in much the same way that Scientology/The Tea Party/MADD/PETA/Greenpeace/Stormfront and NOW are. It’s not right by any means but here we are.
[prepares funeral pyre for the Texans]
Did I mention earlier that I hate the Pats? Yes? No? Anyway, I HATE THE PATS.
That said, the Pats fans on this site don’t make me want to jam three fingers down my throat.
Done. LET THE HATE DROPLETS RAIN!!!
Death and Texans(?).
Well, time for new SNL. Felicity Jones hosting.
I’m open minded, but that show lost it’s edge and has gotten far too liberal for me. And I’m moderate.
I feel better about my decision to watch the Super Metroid race on AGDQ now. These fuckers are going to 100% Super Metroid in under 90 minutes. I have yet to actually do 100% on that game.
Fuck. This.
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Glad all of you now depressed you showed up people showed up, you made it fun. I’ll be back in a bit. Making some leftovers among other things. Goodbye to everyone taking off.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ne0RrK5qJ-k
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view6/4074098/mafia-movie-rainbow-vomit-o.gif
underrated movie
some of the same writers as airplane, got bad reviews, but I always thought this film and wrongfully accused were great films
I figure the Steelers have the better chance versus the Pats, so naturally the Chiefs will find a way to beat them despite Andy’s clock management.
The worst part about this is the Bob Kraft fluffing. Please, America. Stop sucking the collective dick of the rich. They are not inherently superior.
Oh yeah then why are they so rich?
The worst part about this is that all the Patriot homers that bet on them actually won money.
Insult to injury.
I should have known better than to get overly invested in this game, but my Patriots hate clouded my judgment.
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I wish Brock had sucked this bad against my Raiders.
“WHY DIDNT YOU JUMP 20 FEET IN THE AIR?!?!?”
“Overthrow leads to an interception”…Osweiler’s season summed up pretty well.
I could have easily devoted the last several hours to furious masturbation. At least I’d have something to show for it at the end.
Which begs the question….
….Who would you show?
Today’s games featured all of one tie score (excluding 0-0) and one lead change (both in the second quarter of the early game).
Not the most competitive day of football.
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WTF is that from!?!??!?! It looks like an unholy mixture of lazy-town and an instructional video on child CPR.
massage for infants,
because some fucking parents are that stupid
It must be cold if Belichick has upgraded from a short-sleeve hoodie to a long-sleeve hoodie!
Hiding his new Mark Wahlberg tats…
Yes, well, the man does have his pride
Houston coaching staff desperately paging through the rule book searching for the elusive 18 point play…
It only existed for the week after Kubiak’s stroke.
Biggest flopper: Tom Brady, LeBron James, Sidney Crosby, the entire Italian National Soccer Team. Who’d I forget?
Poland.
Hey! I…eh that’s fine.
/france tho?
That’s actually better.
To be fair, I said floppers, not cheese-eating surrender monkeys.
The entirety of the Bear’s starting lineup
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Duke Basketball (artist’s rendering)
A disinterested Visanthe Shiancoe.
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Hell of a flop there Tom.
At least beat the spread you useless non-existent hillbilly fucks!!!!!
Haha it’s not going to happen…
goes nice with your avatar
Yeah, Bill Cowher showing up at a kid’s birthday party trying to show videos on his phone always ends well.
One thing I enjoyed today was both Bennett brothers hurt their knees. Seahawk one I think is fine and went back in though.
Martellus is ok as well.
The Texan’s pass defense strategy of “flail angrily” seems to be working.
Oh, the hell with this…
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I hope the Jets, Dolphins and Bills just spend all their draft picks on white WRs so the fucking Patriots dont draft these fuckers anymore.
Also acceptable:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsUuhW7WbIg
Well, the Steelers are our only hope.
falco…..
yeah the steelers are our only hope.
Today’s day of “close” playoff games. A late score to cut the final margin to 16, and a 15 point game where the leading team won’t bother scoring any further.
“This must be how Bernard Pollard felt after shredding Tom Brady’s ACL.”
– Jadeveon Clowney, after shredding Tom Brady’s ACL
[Rikki-Tikki-Deadly’s NFL Fantasy #24]
did the first 23 consist of you individually removing each of his fingers, toes, penis, left ear, and dressing him in a cocktail dress?
not judging, just asking.
Geico commercials are usually borderline clever. That fucking sucked.
I think it’s time to pass out.
Stupid Texans, a playoff win in Foxboro could have finally dethroned Rosencopter as the greatest thing in their franchise’s history.
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/706192/rosencopter-o.gif
WHY ARE YOU PUNTING YOU PUSSIES?
You are punting? I hope they follow through on the rumors of clearing out the Texans coaching staff.
It’s Texas, so hunting man is legal, right?
Brock Osweiler, the pride of ASU.
I thought that was *don’t say porn stars don’t say porn stars* pooooooorn stars… it is hard to think of another word.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLONT2sSmYI
I hope Hopkins demands a trade.
or asks to play QB
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once again, dewey sums it up so well
this image is my spirit animal
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God I hate the Patriots.
So was this a bad game or a good game?
terrible, very little quality FOOTBAW filled with false hope
it was a bad game that had us more invested than it should be
Here’s your final score, folks. Come up short of the spread by one point. Vegas couldn’t have penned it better themselves.
Okay Texans, since your quarterback doesn’t want to win this game, it’s time to rip off Dreamboat’s leg.
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“Tom Brady was the difference in this game.” -Dion Lewis, definitely not at off-screen gunpoint
80 MILLION US DOLL HAIRS
and I remember how Our Equine Lord and Saviour was chided by the talking heads FOAR “letting him get away.”
hey, at the end of the day, WHOSE in the playoffs?
the fucking lions. proving how bullshit that argument is