Here we are. Scotchy has, for some strange reason, been locked out of Word Press, so he can’t write up the Open Thread.
That pisses me off because:
1) I love his intros
2) I love Canada and Canadien histoire.
3) I’m literally in bed writing this on my phone and I’m just wanting to stay in bed and listen to the raindrops and watch some football.
First up, the Falcons host the Packers in what is sure to be a high-scoring even affair.
/braces himself for 6-3 at the half and then one team rattles off 30 unanswered in the second.
Who will win? Of that I’ve no idea. Who do i want to win? Well, that gets a bit tricky. This game really should be the second game so that i know who to root for.
If the Steelers were to pull off the upset and win, I’d want the weaker opponent, but if the weaker opponent wins and New England wins, then we’re just handing them the trophy already.
Fuck you, Goodell for scheduling the game like this! Well, to be fair, FUCK YOU GOODELL is as good a way as any to end a post. 200 words on the dot. Enjoy game!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnseUiu1GG8
Fork!
Brett Hundley gets to play!
But not throw. No reason to get all cray-cray.
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ATLANTA: CITY OF NON-CHAMPIONS
Welp, that about does it. Time to go eat Sunday meatloaf finally. See ya’s a bit later.
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HATE THE DANCE, NOT THE DANCER.
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So shanny is probably ending up in SF. O/U 2.5 seasons?
Im surprised Ryan is still in the game
Trying to hit the over.
They done did that.
My livestream is delayed, so when I saw this and the Falcons on defense, I indeed was surprised.
I’d like to see a late score and some sphincter tightening in this game.
“Me, too!”
–Aaron Rodgers
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dang it, had the same image ready…
Instead of teeth, if I was a defender against Green Bay I would paint an anus on my mouthpiece. Now THAT would be distracting.
Paul, I hated you when you were with verizon, and I only switched to verizon when you left.
WHY THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I’LL GO BACK TO SPRINT WITH YOU THERE?
He’s a commercial actor. Clearly that makes him an expert on the quality of cellular networks!
Tough day for Rodgers. I know when I have a rough day a nice talk with my Dad gets me in a better mood.
A boy’s best friend is his mother.
Vegas was getting hit hard by recent games…
Uh-huh. Sure.
That’s not the first time Rodgers has grabbed a man by the helmet…
He can put that in his Grindr profile “once de-helmeted a guy with just my thumb…”
I that lucky horseshoe rammed up Aaron ass has rusted away and been replaced with a day old Chick-Fil-a sandwich.
gotta appreciate them playing till the whistle.
the refs I mean. seriously.
hey, they’s money on that o/u
What’d it go off at? 61.0?
think so, maybe 61.5
Think that’s where it stopped.
Atlanta’s gonna regret using up their time-outs.
They’ll need them to put in the 3rd string.
Opiate Induced Constipation.
“Yeah Doc, it’s from…ahh…prescriptions.”
Nice close up of Rodgers workin’ the shaft in the huddle.
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Rodgers gets the face mask call?
I repeat: THE FRAG GAWDS HAVE REJECTED THE PACKERS!
They have naught but grit, talent and coaching to rely upon now. They’re screwed.
TOUCHDOWN SEAHAWKS!
just with his THUMB!!
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if they didn’t flag rodgers for that, i swear
Damn it, am late. Did I miss all the good gay jokes?
too much pity today
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Julio Jones lowering his head down there at this point in the game is almost as scary as Richard Simmons lowering his head down anywhere near me.
Ripkowski? More like dRopkowski! AMIRITE!?!?
Well it’s certainly not GRIP-kowski.
Falcons gotta start pulling their starters at this point, right?
One would think it’ll be soon.
Green Bay should have done that after the first.
“Is that a new euphemism I should be aware of?”
–Kellen Winslow, Jr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1H0yAcHP_4
This game has gotten udderly boring.
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I thought we weren’t supposed to post teat pics?
Seems like this blowout makes the Cowboys look less impressive. So there’s that aspect to enjoy.
So this means the Falcons will be plucked to death in the Super Bowl, right?
Well, it’s played in Houston, so based on their air quality, someone’s going to choke there.
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How great will it be if the Falcons demolish the Patriots just like this in 2 weeks?