Here we are. Scotchy has, for some strange reason, been locked out of Word Press, so he can’t write up the Open Thread.
That pisses me off because:
1) I love his intros
2) I love Canada and Canadien histoire.
3) I’m literally in bed writing this on my phone and I’m just wanting to stay in bed and listen to the raindrops and watch some football.
First up, the Falcons host the Packers in what is sure to be a high-scoring even affair.
/braces himself for 6-3 at the half and then one team rattles off 30 unanswered in the second.
Who will win? Of that I’ve no idea. Who do i want to win? Well, that gets a bit tricky. This game really should be the second game so that i know who to root for.
If the Steelers were to pull off the upset and win, I’d want the weaker opponent, but if the weaker opponent wins and New England wins, then we’re just handing them the trophy already.
Fuck you, Goodell for scheduling the game like this! Well, to be fair, FUCK YOU GOODELL is as good a way as any to end a post. 200 words on the dot. Enjoy game!
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The Packers defense knows the guys in red are on the other team, right?
there’s a trump joke in there somewhere
But red means DON’T tackle!
Ah, shit. Did we use up all our “good game” luck last week?
How does Mccarthy not challenge that?
Oh, never mind.
TOUCHBACK is some bullshit, though.
they should mark it on the 1. momentum play.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
green bay fans are now arguing that that’s a safety.
I know better than to get confident, but if the Packers go full derp today will be a good day.
I know right?
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That should be a safety. He recovered outside and then went in.
But his “momentum” “carried” him in “accidentally.” Somenoec call Heisenberg.
isn’t there a rule saying if momentum takes a defender in the endzone while committing a takaway that its a touchback?
Yes, there is, but I disagree that momentum took him in. He rolled into the end zone on his own.
Are we sure that isn’t a safety?
GRITfumbre!!!!!!!!
WHITE MAN CANT CARRY
HANDS 2 SMALL ,, ppl forget that
TY ded
I kinda wish I had started watching this game on some hallucinogens so I can pretend a bunch of a ketchup and mustard bottles have come to life and are battling across my table.
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I like it! You can also add in some mayo and white bread!
But Flacco didn’t make the playoffs
That’s what Buck and Aikman would look like!
“THIS GUY AARON RODGERS, I CALL HIM AMTRAK…BECAUSE HE’S PULLED MORE TRAINS THAN SOUTHERN PACIFIC!”
Yanno, my all time favorite description of Aaron Rodger’s passes is “a frozen rope”. Idk why, but it just fits so well.
It would be great if that was also used to describe my penis.
pearl necklaces all over the field
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Quick, somebody give me a reason to care who wins this game! I’m currently far too sober and the booze isn’t arriving for another 15 minutes.
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Holy shit! I just counted and there is literally a 10 second delay between the game on my digital antenna and the Directv feed.
I’m watching Barcelona on Directv now…
Barcelona? Christ, I miss one day of news and ANOTHER team moved?
Every time they show that fucker’s face.
So, I’m sort of arbitrarily rooting for Atlanta, since all 3 of the other teams remaining have won a Super Bowl recently. PARITY.
I’d hope Brett Favre gets dick cancer, but who’d notice?
Anyone with Twitter.
Don’t be a hatre
not his wife, that’s for sure.
I wonder if that would lead to a situation where Deanna is caught sexting someone.
Brett : “That pump I ordered is finally working!”
Medical Doctor : “No, that’s just dick cancer”
Both The Lady Pirate and her son are working today, I have the entire house to myself. As such, there’s plenty of Rainier in the fridge, plenty of whiskey in my (still considered morning) coffee, plenty of greenery to consume, and plenty of tasty food to cook for myself.
All with no pants on. Life is good sometimes.
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So are you making a salad or using that greenery on a big hero sandwich?
Oh…
I can be there by halftime
Welp, I guess it was too much to expect that the falcons wouldn’t notice that half our D backs are just scarecrows in jerseys.
oh you poor thing, at least you get scarecrows.
chicago has a bunch of pipe cleaners playing o line
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there’s the classic green bay reffing i’m used to
It might help if someone told the defense you get 4 downs.
/if I hafta hear anymore “bend, don’t break” b.s.
Almost as stupid as “they go low, we go high.”
Anyway, fuck politics. I’m done with that. But idiots are idiots about everything, so those overlap.
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I hope Atlanta wins the Super Bowl with Sanu playing a big part and then he gets a sneaker deal and releases The Sanu Shoe and it’s popular enough for a sequel, The Sanu Shoe Two
He can also start a trend setting haircut, The Sanu Do
Don’t forget the inevitable dance craze – Do the Sanu!
And just as I sent that last comment – shitty non-catch of a perfectly good throw.
I haven’t seen Falcons commit such a pair of egregious drops since the director’s cut of “Return of the King” with the downer ending.
fuck a duck, ATL is gonna run train on GB, huh? And I can’t even get crunk, because my annual de-humanizing “justify your existence” partner review is tomorrow.
Just give them each the best blowjob ever
So this is what good football looks like. I think I remember this from long ago. Like twenty years ago, maybe? My mind is hazy in my old age
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kamen rider?
I’m still chuckling at PFTCommenter’s “draw Muhammad” joke.
much like trump protesters, I really wonder why now shank’lor shows up, instead you know, when it would have done some good.
Praise be to Shan’kor
Fuck. Is DFO slower than Sessions’s DOJ investigating civil rights violations for anyone else?
Yes.
I was afraid it was my new laptop machine.
DR. MRS. DEADLY, J.D.: We should cook up those brussels sprouts – we can have them with the balsamic fig vinegar!
RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: Great idea, let’s do that!
DR. MRS. DEADLY, J.D.: [leaves]
That smell won’t leave the house for days, and I don’t mean just from the cooking.
Oh sure…NOW you miss you simpering imbecile!!!!
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Just in time for some Shank’hor!
she is yo’ baby!!!
HAIL SHANK’LOR
to da right!! to da right!!!!
That was a hell of a throw, given the situation.
Also, FUCK YOU Crosby, for ruining Aaron’s effort.
SHAN’KHOR HAS RISEN!
THIS GAME I CALL IT THE CHICAGO NEIGHBORHOOD OF AUSTIN BECAUSE IT’S GONNA BE A SHOOTOUT
Is Troy auditioning for an adjunct professorship in Obfuscatory Logic?
“I’ve never broken a rib, but people who have that injury would say it’s the most painful thing.”