Here we are. Scotchy has, for some strange reason, been locked out of Word Press, so he can’t write up the Open Thread.
That pisses me off because:
1) I love his intros
2) I love Canada and Canadien histoire.
3) I’m literally in bed writing this on my phone and I’m just wanting to stay in bed and listen to the raindrops and watch some football.
First up, the Falcons host the Packers in what is sure to be a high-scoring even affair.
/braces himself for 6-3 at the half and then one team rattles off 30 unanswered in the second.
Who will win? Of that I’ve no idea. Who do i want to win? Well, that gets a bit tricky. This game really should be the second game so that i know who to root for.
If the Steelers were to pull off the upset and win, I’d want the weaker opponent, but if the weaker opponent wins and New England wins, then we’re just handing them the trophy already.
Fuck you, Goodell for scheduling the game like this! Well, to be fair, FUCK YOU GOODELL is as good a way as any to end a post. 200 words on the dot. Enjoy game!
…your family.
Your Religion.
And the Green Bay Packers!!!!
Up high Hippo, don’t leave me hanging.
Bad clock management cost the Falcons a shot at the end zone.
Hey, guys, remember the last time Atlanta had a double digit lead at half time with a shut out in the playoffs?
http://www.nfl.com/gamecenter/2013011301/2012/POST19/seahawks@falcons#menu=gameinfo%7CcontentId%3A0ap1000000127431&tab=recap
of course then they show that graphic
The Packers’ D is putting together a great DVD on how to not play FOOTBAW
Christ and sonny Jeebus, how you you NOT pick THAT off??
Apparently he thought he had some abnormal hang time
That’s why he’s a db and not a receiver.
So, fair warning, if/when GB loses this game, I’m going to root for the Falcons losing, no matter who they’re playing. Just wanted to be up front with you all. Because honesty is important.
But…..but…..Patriots?
http://117.imagebam.com/download/qvcloncsMcX7_OzD1-SsgQ/52645/526449702/994911.jpg
NEVER COUNT OUT TOUCHDOWN TOM!!!!!!
http://www.sbnation.com/2014/1/9/5276868/breaking-madden-tom-brady
Super Bowl LI has now been moved to tonight.
You give ATL no chance?
Speaking of dog-walking. http://imgbox.com/g/PfOpzvF8cJ
That reminds me, I have to stop by Home Depot later.
Caw caw !!
That was fucking favreian.
What in the fuck kind of throw was that
IDONTWANTTHEGODDAMNPRESENTSSTOPSENDINGTHEMTOMYHOUSE-CEPTION
http://cover32.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/pack-fans-sad.jpg
We can only hope:
http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2012/0208/nfl_g_patriotsfans_576.jpg
The Falcons sideline shots look like they hired The Wailers as Special Teams coaches.
apparently, Rodgers’ feet are SUPER ticklish
My wife laughed like hell at that one.
Huh, I didn’t think were were going to be making jokes about someone girlishly squealing “stop, stop” until the late game.
God damn it
http://arizonasports.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/Packers_fans.jpg
That ankle sack reminds me of those medical experiments I was in to make beer money back in the day.
Goddamn injuries have killed us this season
Never underestimate incompetence either.
ppl forget that
Somebody gon’ have whiplash.
Atlanta as an underdog in the Supe might be worth a wager.
Wife is taking the dog for a walk.
Operation Open Private Window – ENGAGE!
You’re welcome.
https://www.reddit.com/r/BustyNaturalPornstars/comments/5fpf2t/lana_rhoades/?st=iy86grly&sh=795bdcb2
So I’m just on my way up to the Canadian Tire Centre press box to watch the Senators play the Blue Jackets, but I have my laptop and iPad with me, so I’ll be right here for the ride with everything.
“Canadian Tire Centre…Now with more studs!”
Press box? You should grab one of those media programs. Those are amazing and they should sell those to the unwashed masses
Question: Is it just me, or did the Falcons player have possession at the one and rolled into the endzone, thus it should have been a safety?
No, either at the one (if he had it and momentum carried him over the goal line) or twenty (if he didn’t secure it until he’d crossed).
whitey with bad hands, redux
was that a designed trick play?
Yes, but it was cruelly designed to make the Packers think they would have a chance to make a comeback.
I’m honestly surprised that doesn’t happen more often.
Well, at least there was a helluva shooty-hoop game on last night. Spurs beat the Cavs (feat. LB James) in OT. Better than most NBA contests.
MOAR time for the D on the field, just what GB needed
Fuck you, Rodgers. You don’t want to get hit, take the sack, you coward.
You’d think he’d be eager to take sacks
have to go for it
“Stay the course.”
“CAPTAIN!? ICEBERG DEAD AHEAD!”
“He’ll move.”
-BlueBunny
Today’s strain is South Fork Kush. Now I’ll finally know who the fuck shot JR.
Which time?
Only 2 people have been shot in the junk so far in 2017 in Chicago!
5 people shot in the ass tho
you could change that with a little hustle…
So looking at the rules, it seems like that ball should have been spotted on the one yard line. Unless they were saying he didn’t have possession until he was in the end zone.
http://www.nfl.com/rulebook/safety2
THAT’S WHAT I WAS SAYING!!
That’s what I thought, but I’m pretty meh as far as bad calls that hurt the Packers
Plenty of ’em in Dallas. Fire sale prices.
R-E-L-A-X
Wait, the game started?
-A-A-ron
Tell the defense. If you can find them.
So much for the close game…
I’m the the point where I just want suffering for the teams I hate so this is good for me.
don’t jinx us….
don’t jinx us
I would be okay with an Atlanta/Pitt SB. That’s actually a far better outcome than I was expecting most of this season.
meh, it’ll do. But P*ts/Falcons is something I will not watch. AT ALL.
I’d watch it and cheer for the Patriots, because while I don’t like them, we have a common enemy….GOODELL
http://prod.static.packers.clubs.nfl.com//assets/images/imported/GB/videos/2012/01-january/15-jan/120115-rodgers-post-game-710.jpg
Someone showed him girl-girl videos before the game, didn’t they?
ICEDOWN
No awkward white QB touchdown is complete without stumbling and falling into the endzone regardless of how far away the defenders are.
I believe I have started what they call a “meme.”
I never knew there was so much Ketchup and Mustard art.
Rule 34
Oh Packers.
Whenever I see Julio Jones get that wide open, I ask myself “how can you leave him alone like that?” The answer is usually “because he faked someone out of their shoes”.
I usually yell, “WHERE’S THE SAFETY HELP?!”, then realize the CB got deked out of his cleats and the safety is the guy who made the tackle.
yeah, who would think to guard Julio Jones on 3rd and long??
We cannot forgive trump for crimes committed in 2006
-trump supporters who will forgive anything in the next 4 years.
that’s supposed to say vick, taking a shot at trump supporters
I’m honestly sure how to interpret that
We cannot forgive Vick for crimes committed in 2006
-trump supporters who will forgive anything in the next 4 years.
flubbed my words a bit, better now?
also
I’m honestly sure how to interpret that
Did you flub your words on reacting to someone else’s word flub?
I never knew I needed a gif of Reeves doing the Dirty Bird, but now I do
JUST fucking dribblety-ball next weekend. No NFL. No Prem even. Anybody else up for a Jonestown-type event?
I’ll be in Jacksonville, that seems like a good place for such a thing
http://www.x-entertainment.com/pics/kool1.jpg
OH YEAH!
FUN FACT!
They used Flavor-aid, not Kool Aid in the Jonestown massacre. Great conversation starter at your next kid’s party.
cheap pricks ,, smgdh
http://thumbnails115.imagebam.com/49198/6fd36b491976555.jpg
I was actually hoping that would be a safety so the score would be 10-2 and I could imagine Joe Buck making a “the Falcons are in still in the driver’s seat holding a 10-2 lead” and then burn myself.
Cutting is for girls.
boy OR girl, always remember it’s “down the street, not across the tracks!”