The well sure is running dry FOAR teams fer which to root. There’s WCS’ cousinfuckers, and 15 shades of hate and/or rape. Huzzah, Murrika.
#7MW Michigan v. #3MW Oregon (7:09, CBS)
Well, two teams I expected to sputter and fade have instead blitzkrieged through the tourney’s early rounds. Hopefully, they will at least put on an enjoyable clinic of offensery this evening.
#4W West By God Virginia v. #1W Gonzaga (7:39, TBS)
All I ever needed to know about ESPN’s “BPI” metric is that it gives the ‘Zags the best chance at advancing to the Final Four of any of the sides (like 48%). Uh, sure, ok. Expect The King of Track Suits (and Sometimes REI Tents as Mumus) to run train on the media narrative this evening.
#4MW Purdue v. #1MW Kansas (9:39, CBS)
You won’t watch any of this game. It will be complete and utter shit. Of course, I’ve underestimated the Boilermakers all along, but still…it ends in ugly fashion tonite.
#11W Xavier v. #2W Arizona (10:09, TBS)
Feel teh soap opera dramatics!! Sean Miller takes on the place he left FOAR the desert!! Though to be fair, everyone leaves X but Chris Mack. Based on the run of play, this could be an excellent, hard fought game that will have you cursing your alarm clock more than usual come Friday morn.
so i was gonna celebrate Purdue’s loss, then I tried to find an accompanying image of a “sexy IU girl” and as luck would have it: Playboy’s “girls of the big ten” provided:
first, a throwback:
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Welcome to the club. Or should I say, “Fuck you and everyone else.”
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if anyone of you feel like offering life advice, without making stonecutter jokes, what do you think about electric cars, thinking of buying a used chevy volt
My company had one and it was great for trips under 100 to 130 miles depending on uphill. A small car with leg room.
so now the main event is done for the night, feel free to come to the poker table lads
I think pokermaster balls overestimates our ability, but if anyone wants to join Brocky and I at the hold em table, it’s apparently at high roller limits.
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This is why they didn’t allow women to perform this until they were forced to.
Tom Crean: Former IU coach, gets fired for only reaching the NCAA tournament 4 times in 9 years, and never advancing past the sweet sixteen:
Matt Painter: Purdue coach who will likely be retained after reaching tournament 9 times, (slightly less impressive when you consider the program he inherited compared to crean) and has only made it to the sweet sixteen 3 times.
I don’t know who’s better, but hearing those hard thinking purdue grads putting their brains to work is sure fun to hear!
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Mmm…coconut cream pie….
Food as it should be, Panera? Bologna with a smiley face?
Taco Bell’s Triple Crunch Wrap
Sonic’s ice cream slush.
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DAT ASS, yo
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well-done with ketchup!!
I’m at the airport again killing time if anyone wants to play poker instead of bitching about basketball
can’t we do both? I’m there already, ready to take your chips.
Someone please tell me the lounge singer in the commercials is a movie character I’m unaware of.
So the Cincinnati Dickpunch Brigade is our last feel good high seed in this fucking thing? Wonderful.
yeah, and they always do this shit as a low seed so it has no special feels to it at all. Meh.
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This fixture is ass, but it’s too close to justify falling asleep. Plus, my cervical spine has been in such condition that sleep usually takes 1-2 hours even with opiates this week.
I really need to get around to dying already.
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Welp, it took 53 minutes of ice-time but the Ice Cowboys at the Ice Bears barn has finally turned into an exciting Ice Ball game! Kinda…
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I’d rather lose by 35 than that.
If you want to help, Moose, post some hottie Egyptian queen pics/gifs.
I couldn’t find any of those with people steeling glances at cleavage.
Purdue: “Allow us to demonstrate!”
Last good tournament player out of Purdue Glenn Robinson?
“YES! NO! STOP LOOKING AT ME!!”
– Sarah Palin
/Fuck. It was Glen Rice, wasn’t it?
Robbie Humme—HAHAHAHA
sorry, couldn’t type that with a straight face
going by the fact that purdue fans constantly bring them up, I’m gonna go with Neil armstrong or drew brees
Purdue needs that Ivan Drago looking motherfucker to catch fiyah.
All of Madison Ave. can get fucked for these TV ads. Such shit. Is this really how fucking stupid we are now?
Yes
AZ may be a good side, but they uniforms look like buttttt
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Non-union Mexican equivalent.
Red beans and rice?? Did NAWT miss!!
Hey! Let’s advertise our shitty “Italian” subs by depicting the only people on earth who wouldn’t touch one of them with a ten foot shit stick with a nail on the end chowing down with Dick fucking Vitale. Jared going down is really exposing their marketing department.
At first I thought you were talking about Italian subcontractors….
I’d like to keep my thumbs thank you very much
The rest of the gallery and some other women. http://pixxxels.org/gallery/19hd37fso/ad2d3adb/
Woooo! How about Team Collegiate Canada beating the Walmart Wolverines tonight? Best of all, they put up 69 points. Nice.
Manziel possibly signing with the Saints is hilarious because he worked out with a CFL team and they didn’t want anything to do with him.
Yeah, and New Orleans seems like a good place to try and dry out.
I hear the Betty Ford clinic in Bogota is also very effective.
http://lawnewz.com/high-profile/wife-now-regrets-supporting-trump-after-husband-set-to-be-deported/
HAHAHA
Once we stop laughing, recruit her. Never stop recruiting.
Which game are the commentists watching now?
I’m watching Purdue implode at the moment.
I’m questioning my life choices as I await X/AZ
I like her. She seems like a good conversationalist.
Sadly, she’s not. She’s more of a mathematician
Aw. Yeah. Grat right back in the middle of the bracket challenge.
What the fuck was that.
my condolendces. Needed to just get 2 and foul again. Panicked.
Sorry WCS…sincerely.
That was not pretty.
Sendek-era NC State fugly
Shit, I’m not sure the HWSNBN weave and heave ever produced anything that hideous. Though admittedly I’ve tried to scour that era from my brain.
You don’t recall the time we called timeout, and the last shot hit the SIDE of the backboard??
Well I do now.
Thanks for that.
I live to serve
JESUS CHRIST
Now they decide to get fast and loose with the whole ball in the hoop thing FFS.
fuck a duck.
WOO!!! IT’S HAPPENING, WCS!!!!
Insurmountable?
How is that not a foul?
Fuck WVU is getting jobbed here.
Speaking of getting “jobbed”.
I don’t think she ever got after factory equipment, she was before the time when it was really common place.
Elke Sommer weight: 125 pounds.
measurements: 36-22-36.
bra cup size: 36B.
height: 5″ 7′.
Just pushed up and in…. up and in…….
I appreciate the vitals.
But that wasn’t what I meant by “jobbed”.
I’m way more shallow than that.
DAMN IT!
Sanchize finalizing deal to go to Bears! They just can’t get out of their own way.
I had only one request for the Bears in their QB search: that whomever they start be sufficiently meme-able.
Mission: Accomplished.
Just remember – yours truly coined the Dreaded Giraffe Sprint ™!!
‘Tis true. I can attest.
It’s better to learn early how to leer without getting caught.
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This is some shitty offensing.
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Huggy would have to wear a suit if they got to the final four.
tWBS…….
SPLOOOOSH II.
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balls is the who’s gonna cut you if you keep that up.
Just saying.
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He LOVES hats.
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