[8:43am, Interior Recording Studio, Miami]
The cleaning lady is puttering around, acting like she’s cleaning, as the producer thumbs thru his notes for the day’s schedule. Just then…
[Door Flies Open]
Producer: Holy shit…aren’t you….?
Richie Incognito: Yeah, I am. Thanks for having me on the show today, btw.
Producer: But you weren’t scheduled to…be…on….
Richie Incognito: I came on short notice. Thanks so much for having me. I’m really hoping this thing today will soften folks’ attitude about me. I’m really not a bad guy. I was just having a bad day. It happens.
Producer: Rich…ummmm, may I call you Rich?
RI: No.
Producer: Fine. Mr. Incognito, we don’t have you scheduled for today’s show. I appreciate that you traveled…
RI: Am I gonna have to shit in your mouth, Pal?
Producer: Well no…I hope.
RI: Look, I’ve been making a big comeback. I’ve been behaving myself. I haven’t bullied anyone lately as far as anyone knows. I’ve been staying in shape…
Producer: Ummmmm….where are you playing again now?
RI: Oh FFS. BUFFALO!!!!!! FUCKING BUFFALO!!!!!!!
Producer: Oh yeah, that explains it.
RI: Why do you think I’m here, man? That place sucks sooooooo hard!!!!! I miss South Beach. I miss girls.
Producer: They don’t have girls in Buffalo?
The two look at one another and laugh hysterically.
Producer: OK, fine. I get it. But if I let you on the air, you gotta promise to behave.
RI: That’s why I’m here man. I want to show Miami that I just had a bad day.
Fifteen minutes later, Richie Incognito is mic’d up and ready to go.
Producer: Just push that button, then…go I guess. Good Luck.
Richie pushes the button and begins talking into the mic…
RI: What is up Miami???? This is your ol’ buddy Richie Incognito here. I just wanna say that I miss all you guys and I hope to get back here soon. I’ll behave. I mean that Martin dude was just so irritating that I just wanted to strangle him down and….
Producer: Richie?
RI: ….. Right, right. That Martin is a great kid. I was just having a bad day…nothing more nothing less. Here, have a listen and we’ll be back after the break…..
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This week’s theme is HAVING A BAD DAY. Don’t let me down. Get imaginative. Don’t just cop out like this….
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Elastica – Image Change
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DQNe6zK9nGk
Maybe not on the same level of this song, but my days spent in Texas have been particularly awful.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Sj76eCy6ag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GhPUAVgHZc
::throws on backwards Yankees hat::
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXECBxnCr6g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eocCPDxKq1o
You want something corny? You got it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9Zb_LR_8gM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt1Pwfnh5pc
okie doke, I need food. But have this first….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7k3rDSai8WU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2WcOdz96ko
This has become my new guilty pleasure. I AM NOT INFALLIBLE.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFDYuO53BUk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEnCxGh8kBg
The one about a guardian angel on a bad day: The Fratellis – Acid Jazz Singer
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zijedbZgfuE
As a Blackhawks fan, this song applies:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRTXUZDBBYo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IY5EUZgiMi8
He’s sitting in his hotel room talking about how much he hates himself, I’d say it qualifies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPF_8T2pkAw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sc5iTNVEOAg
STOP encouraging teh tWBS
Like I need encouragement.
It’s as if you don’t know me at all.
hee hee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFR3eXSuGBk
Forgot to make that a double shot…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdPkEHvO8fY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iV3fYlhRBwI
Pulp – Sorted for E’s & Wizz
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DikWW4pOehk
“Mother, I can never come home again. ‘Cause I seem to have left an important part of my brain somewhere, somewhere, on a field in Hampshire”
This is the happiest song about a bad day ever!
Exit Music (For a Film) – Radiohead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8051Hipbmmw
Having to take some skank to get her uterus coat-hangered instead of pushing her down the stairs; man, that’s a rough day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wt5EHAqhR1c
The Bangles are just like Garfield. People forget that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsmVgoXDq2w
I love the old rumor that Prince gave them this song in a quid pro quo agreement for sexy time with Susannah Hoffs. Because it makes sense.
Any deal that gets you sexy time with Susannah Hoffs – yes, even today – is a GREAT deal and you should take it.
Today, 20 years ago, 10 years from now, whatever.
“Yeah, but how warm?”
– me, contemplating a horrible choice at the coroner’s office.
Doesn’t really apply to the theme, but this is just, I don’t know.
Kirsten Dunst in a Turning Japanese cover, in an anime costume.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0X3CLJVMJU
There is an excessive amount of what-the-fuck in that video.
Back in the old days of WWTDD, when Brendon was writing, he penned a quote that will stay with me forever:
“If Kirsten Dunst and I were in a car that got stuck in a snowbank somehow and we had to huddle together for warmth to survive the night, they would find me in the morning with a sneer on my face and icicles on my nose.”
I must fight Brendon and perhaps you now. I have a weird thing for her and the snaggle tooth.
I’m pretty indifferent to Dunst (I’ve enjoyed some movies she’s been in and didn’t find her objectionable in them) but I thought (and still do think) Brendon’s comment was hilarious.
Also, you do NOT want to fight Brendon Donnelly.
You’d probably do quite well against me, though.
Blur – Bad Day
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EQAUVluO0zQ
more life sucks in general
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lin-a2lTelg
One More Cup of Coffee – The White Stripes
It’s a Dylan cover about impending tragedy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZfVbvSVUbw
Absolutely classic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZDUEilS5M4
Led Zeppelin:
https://youtu.be/5cvEVivHVsU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXatLOWjr-k
Buddy Holly would like to crash this party.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ih7N9_VUU4U
/too soon?
NEVAR
Apologies, as it’s Limp Bizkit:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpUYjpKg9KY
But if tWBS can post Nickleback, then I feel justified with this one.
I was gonna insist that you post a cover instead, but all of those suck too.
THESE GUYS LIMP BIZKIT I CALL THEM KING CLAUDIUS CAUSE THEY ARE POURING POISON INTO MY EARS.
This is at least amusing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xu3Kydo3pPU
This is great. I love out-of-character covers: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ur1N3UyT1lE
This led me down a rabbit hole of country covers of all sorts.
I’m gonna have to recycle that King Claudius joke for one of the liveblogs.
PHEEEEL isn’t calling games anymore though.
do we need some ground rules for bands not allowed to post?
no LB
no Nb
Any one else
Beiber?
Celine Dion
Lenny Kravitz songs tend to get “lost” on the way to the playlist assembly. And I pull out things that aren’t music (I don’t mind them showing up from time to time when relevant here in Request Line, but DFO Radio is meant to be just music), but otherwise I don’t do much editing.
I had to google his discography, as i wasn’t aware he had more than 2 songs. Justifiable deletion IMHO.
I was actually gonna post that one, but I’m late to the party and now I have to scroll back and see what else i can’t post now. Doh!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAwjahm3sOk
Though this experience makes for a pretty bad fucking day…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYPoMjR6-Ao
dangit Hippo. That’s what i get for being late.
The worst day is when you have this realization…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysFxrPNjvNA
In that vein: Buzzcocks – I I I I I, I Don’t My I I I I I Ind.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=P_RtJO2q5lE
FUCK that’s good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kPM6B7UqBw
THESE GUYS AIRBOURNE I CALL THEM A MAILMAN ON A SEGWAY CAUSE THEY STAND AND DELIVER.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dZW1C3neao
You just want to chill and have a Pepsi, and your parents commit you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYItTxqTc38
To think of all the needless violence that could have been averted if they’d just given him that Pepsi, and then he’d turned around and given it to the cops.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDSud7vAH_0
Very solid choice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GMjH1nR0ds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MS91knuzoOA
Donald Fagen, getting “The Goodbye Look” from that “colonel standing in the sun, with his stupid face, dark glasses, and the gun.”
I love this song, I guess is what I’m saying.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7L6L1NbJuIo
You are right to love this song. It’s great. I feel like the story continues (or maybe it started) in “Lawyers, Guns, and Money”.
Yeah, I can sympathize.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E929gqIcwwI
This song rocks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0K9xzPJoB-U
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/bmy.gif
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QW0Ae742ZKk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mbBbFH9fAg
Double shot!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbckIuT_YDc
QUICKLY ESCALATED QUAD SHOT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1vBPvektSE
Haven’t been able to manage a quad shot since I was like 20.
or this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOqP3wj2x14
I’m so tired – Beatles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBQwgegQCX4
Easiest DOUBLE SHOT ever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usNsCeOV4GM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hyk-Vdd_Qrk
LOL…you know why i downvoted ya.
Don’t even ask..lmao.
This song is about being stuck in London on Christmas waiting for a flight.
Sedated – The Ramones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLlLtSG7xe4
FUCK YOU, SUN!
Who loves the sun? – Velvet Underground
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdfMZa9o0nc
I love everything about this post, especially the first two Incognito pics.