Request Line – Did You Ever Just Have One of Those Days?

[8:43am, Interior Recording Studio, Miami]

The cleaning lady is puttering around, acting like she’s cleaning, as the producer thumbs thru his notes for the day’s schedule.  Just then…

[Door Flies Open]

Producer:  Holy shit…aren’t you….?

Richie Incognito:  Yeah, I am.  Thanks for having me on the show today, btw.

Producer:  But you weren’t scheduled to…be…on….

Richie Incognito:  I came on short notice.  Thanks so much for having me.  I’m really hoping this thing today will soften folks’ attitude about me.  I’m really not a bad guy.  I was just having a bad day.  It happens.

Producer:  Rich…ummmm, may I call you Rich?

RI:  No.

Producer:  Fine.  Mr. Incognito, we don’t have you scheduled for today’s show.  I appreciate that you traveled…

RI:  Am I gonna have to shit in your mouth, Pal?

Producer:  Well no…I hope.

RI:  Look, I’ve been making a big comeback.  I’ve been behaving myself.  I haven’t bullied anyone lately as far as anyone knows.  I’ve been staying in shape…

Producer:  Ummmmm….where are you playing again now?

RI:  Oh FFS.  BUFFALO!!!!!!  FUCKING BUFFALO!!!!!!!

Producer:  Oh yeah, that explains it.

RI:  Why do you think I’m here, man?  That place sucks sooooooo hard!!!!!  I miss South Beach.  I miss girls.

Producer:  They don’t have girls in Buffalo?

The two look at one another and laugh hysterically.

Producer:  OK, fine.  I get it.  But if I let you on the air, you gotta promise to behave.

RI:  That’s why I’m here man.  I want to show Miami that I just had a bad day.

Fifteen minutes later, Richie Incognito is mic’d up and ready to go.

Producer:  Just push that button, then…go I guess.  Good Luck.

Richie pushes the button and begins talking into the mic…

RI:  What is up Miami????  This is your ol’ buddy Richie Incognito here.  I just wanna say that I miss all you guys and I hope to get back here soon.  I’ll behave.  I mean that Martin dude was just so irritating that I just wanted to strangle him down and….

Producer:  Richie?

RI:  …..  Right, right.  That Martin is a great kid.  I was just having a bad day…nothing more nothing less.  Here, have a listen and we’ll be back after the break…..

This week’s theme is HAVING A BAD DAY.  Don’t let me down.  Get imaginative.  Don’t just cop out like this….

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An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it's a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles. When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
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Don T

Elastica – Image Change

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DQNe6zK9nGk

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Maybe not on the same level of this song, but my days spent in Texas have been particularly awful.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Sj76eCy6ag

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

::throws on backwards Yankees hat::

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXECBxnCr6g

SonOfSpam

You want something corny? You got it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9Zb_LR_8gM

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Senor Weaselo

This has become my new guilty pleasure. I AM NOT INFALLIBLE.

Don T

The one about a guardian angel on a bad day: The Fratellis – Acid Jazz Singer
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zijedbZgfuE

Cuntler

As a Blackhawks fan, this song applies:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRTXUZDBBYo

Trevor Semen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IY5EUZgiMi8
He’s sitting in his hotel room talking about how much he hates himself, I’d say it qualifies.

King Hippo

STOP encouraging teh tWBS

King Hippo

hee hee

Don T

Pulp – Sorted for E’s & Wizz
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DikWW4pOehk

“Mother, I can never come home again. ‘Cause I seem to have left an important part of my brain somewhere, somewhere, on a field in Hampshire”

Cuntler

This is the happiest song about a bad day ever!

Exit Music (For a Film) – Radiohead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8051Hipbmmw

SonOfSpam

Having to take some skank to get her uterus coat-hangered instead of pushing her down the stairs; man, that’s a rough day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wt5EHAqhR1c

Cuntler

The Bangles are just like Garfield. People forget that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsmVgoXDq2w

SonOfSpam

I love the old rumor that Prince gave them this song in a quid pro quo agreement for sexy time with Susannah Hoffs. Because it makes sense.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Any deal that gets you sexy time with Susannah Hoffs – yes, even today – is a GREAT deal and you should take it.

SonOfSpam

Today, 20 years ago, 10 years from now, whatever.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Yeah, but how warm?”

– me, contemplating a horrible choice at the coroner’s office.

nomonkeyfun

Doesn’t really apply to the theme, but this is just, I don’t know.
Kirsten Dunst in a Turning Japanese cover, in an anime costume.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0X3CLJVMJU

LemonJello

There is an excessive amount of what-the-fuck in that video.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Back in the old days of WWTDD, when Brendon was writing, he penned a quote that will stay with me forever:

“If Kirsten Dunst and I were in a car that got stuck in a snowbank somehow and we had to huddle together for warmth to survive the night, they would find me in the morning with a sneer on my face and icicles on my nose.”

nomonkeyfun

I must fight Brendon and perhaps you now. I have a weird thing for her and the snaggle tooth.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I’m pretty indifferent to Dunst (I’ve enjoyed some movies she’s been in and didn’t find her objectionable in them) but I thought (and still do think) Brendon’s comment was hilarious.

Also, you do NOT want to fight Brendon Donnelly.

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You’d probably do quite well against me, though.

Don T
Game Time Decision

more life sucks in general
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lin-a2lTelg

Cuntler

One More Cup of Coffee – The White Stripes

It’s a Dylan cover about impending tragedy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZfVbvSVUbw

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers
LemonJello
nomonkeyfun

Buddy Holly would like to crash this party.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ih7N9_VUU4U

/too soon?

King Hippo

NEVAR

LemonJello

Apologies, as it’s Limp Bizkit:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpUYjpKg9KY
But if tWBS can post Nickleback, then I feel justified with this one.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I was gonna insist that you post a cover instead, but all of those suck too.

THESE GUYS LIMP BIZKIT I CALL THEM KING CLAUDIUS CAUSE THEY ARE POURING POISON INTO MY EARS.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
Cuntler

This is great. I love out-of-character covers: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ur1N3UyT1lE

LemonJello

This led me down a rabbit hole of country covers of all sorts.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I’m gonna have to recycle that King Claudius joke for one of the liveblogs.

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

PHEEEEL isn’t calling games anymore though.

Game Time Decision

do we need some ground rules for bands not allowed to post?
no LB
no Nb

Any one else
Beiber?
Celine Dion

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Lenny Kravitz songs tend to get “lost” on the way to the playlist assembly. And I pull out things that aren’t music (I don’t mind them showing up from time to time when relevant here in Request Line, but DFO Radio is meant to be just music), but otherwise I don’t do much editing.

Game Time Decision

I had to google his discography, as i wasn’t aware he had more than 2 songs. Justifiable deletion IMHO.

King Hippo

Though this experience makes for a pretty bad fucking day…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYPoMjR6-Ao

King Hippo

The worst day is when you have this realization…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysFxrPNjvNA

Don T

In that vein: Buzzcocks – I I I I I, I Don’t My I I I I I Ind.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=P_RtJO2q5lE

King Hippo

FUCK that’s good

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

THESE GUYS AIRBOURNE I CALL THEM A MAILMAN ON A SEGWAY CAUSE THEY STAND AND DELIVER.

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

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SonOfSpam

You just want to chill and have a Pepsi, and your parents commit you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYItTxqTc38

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

To think of all the needless violence that could have been averted if they’d just given him that Pepsi, and then he’d turned around and given it to the cops.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Very solid choice.

SonOfSpam

Donald Fagen, getting “The Goodbye Look” from that “colonel standing in the sun, with his stupid face, dark glasses, and the gun.”

I love this song, I guess is what I’m saying.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7L6L1NbJuIo

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

You are right to love this song. It’s great. I feel like the story continues (or maybe it started) in “Lawyers, Guns, and Money”.

laserguru
laserguru
Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

QUICKLY ESCALATED QUAD SHOT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1vBPvektSE

SonOfSpam

Haven’t been able to manage a quad shot since I was like 20.

Game Time Decision
Cuntler

I’m so tired – Beatles

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBQwgegQCX4

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
Cuntler

This song is about being stuck in London on Christmas waiting for a flight.

Sedated – The Ramones

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLlLtSG7xe4

Cuntler

FUCK YOU, SUN!

Who loves the sun? – Velvet Underground

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdfMZa9o0nc

SonOfSpam

I love everything about this post, especially the first two Incognito pics.

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