Lebron’s through to the second round, so the NBA is happy. The Blackhawks are not, so Gary Bettman – who is sad – now has to scramble to find matchups that will appeal to NBC, and all that makes me happy.
The Bruins just lost to the Senators, who will now move on to face The Smoothie King.
As such, I will observe that the 2017 Whisky of the Year from my favourite online store is the KILCHOMAN MACHIR BAY 2016, Islay Single Malt Scotch Whisky.
It’s not my flavour, because Islay’s smell & taste like a pissed-on bonfire. The site describes it as “fresh and fruity with a rich layer of wood smoke adding character and complexity.” So, to each their own.
Tonight’s sports:
- NHL:
- Capitals at Leafs – 8:00PM | NBCSN / Sportsnet
- NBA:
- Celtics at Bulls – 6:30PM | TNT / TSN
- Clippers at Jazz – 9:00PM | TNT / TSN
- MLB:
- Nationals at Mets – 8:00PM | ESPN / TSN3
I believe I speak for the majority when I beg the Capitals: END THIS!
To be honest I just show up to class so I don’t get failed out. I watch lectures on youtube that actually teach the material
I have kept looking and found nothing. I hate my teachers that skip 5 weeks but flunk people that miss 2 classes
“There are online videos” Show up to your fucking job or stop being dicks to people that have to miss a class. Also I am in your class, you show the online version to us every week instead of a lecture.
I have to go to a class that I am 99% sure is cancelled tomorrow, which wouldn’t be a big thing if our city wasn’t designed to not make it a 45 min-hour trip. Should be a 10 min drive there.
I ditched poker to watch the end of Deadpool.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7x9UUMmuTw
/In my defense I stole a bunch of fake money from them before I left
This reminds me of that last text Aaron Hernandez’s friend/victim sent before AH murdered him.
Sorry I’m late. Also am drunk. Plus weed. Nats sweep in NY=mets sweeping the Cardinals in STL in April in ’86. What am I saying? Dust off the D.C. Canyon Of Whore-os. HERE COME THE NATIONALS!!!
/nats finish 4th
CANADA’S TORONTO BASED NATIONAL SPORTS MEDIA, I CALL TRIPLE H BECAUSE THEY ARE HEAVILY IMPLYING THAT THE LEAFS WON DESPITE CLEARLY LOSING.
They appear to be hoping for a Dusty Finish.
Watched a little bit of the Clippers vs. Jazz game. Anytime I see Gordon Hayward, all I can think about is that last-second half-court heave in the tournament title game that was oh-so-close to going in and beating Duke.
http://68.media.tumblr.com/4b234c801b035e5aedd7267b02f6246e/tumblr_olam4zOFQn1tybw3wo1_500.gif
http://68.media.tumblr.com/8e3af8ee3834a7c6601d06505a8b6a18/tumblr_ol1torreCs1umk4ogo1_400.gif
get to the poker table fuckers
http://68.media.tumblr.com/b9dbbda133b906f04634c9f53b3166b7/tumblr_oj2uo4bFnq1sn8m9wo1_400.gif
I love Veep. I hate Paul Scheer and I don’t get why Dan’s balls have shriveled to the nanoscale.
Folks, Boston, Toronto and Montreal are out of the playoffs, and Ottawa is not. It’s a good, good day.
Ahoy-hoy!
Poker? @WCS explicitly
Watching Mike Wilbon and Bill Simmons bloviate about the NBA makes my stomach ulcer return.
That would have made me IMMEDIATELY change the channel….. or kill whomever had the remote.
http://68.media.tumblr.com/e8a41e953e80ba4deb394a61d9311b25/tumblr_okzplgx32H1qep5zro1_1280.jpg
There is no blowjob joke here guys, move along. She is a mother that just happens to fuck Blue Jays players in the back of her minivan all the time.
It explains their bad start.
Aaron Boone talking about the Madison Bumgarner dirtbike injury. There’s a joke to make here, right?
http://68.media.tumblr.com/a0025fdb119fbf3aebb2e28f7cf41dd2/tumblr_nj196xE1SA1qdeyheo5_r1_250.gif
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I think I’ve seen that movie on MST3K. At least the train isn’t CGI.
“Toronto, despite this loss, is a team of destiny that will crush all opposition for many years to come.”
/later
“Oh yeah-did we mention that the Senators advanced to the next round? No? Whatever…”
A) that banner image is hilarious
B) kilchoman is delicious. Their 100% islay is fucking amazeballs
C) I don’t want to go to work tomorrow. Don’t make me.