Lebron’s through to the second round, so the NBA is happy. The Blackhawks are not, so Gary Bettman – who is sad – now has to scramble to find matchups that will appeal to NBC, and all that makes me happy.
The Bruins just lost to the Senators, who will now move on to face The Smoothie King.
As such, I will observe that the 2017 Whisky of the Year from my favourite online store is the KILCHOMAN MACHIR BAY 2016, Islay Single Malt Scotch Whisky.
It’s not my flavour, because Islay’s smell & taste like a pissed-on bonfire. The site describes it as “fresh and fruity with a rich layer of wood smoke adding character and complexity.” So, to each their own.
- NHL:
- Capitals at Leafs – 8:00PM | NBCSN / Sportsnet
- NBA:
- Celtics at Bulls – 6:30PM | TNT / TSN
- Clippers at Jazz – 9:00PM | TNT / TSN
- MLB:
- Nationals at Mets – 8:00PM | ESPN / TSN3
I believe I speak for the majority when I beg the Capitals: END THIS!
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I thought they were boycotting Eurovision?
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“I am NOT 100 years old!”
-Tom Cruise
/Canuck broadcaster
“And there it is, Ovechkin showing great respect for the rookie Matthews.”
IT WAS THE OTHER WAY ‘ROUND IN THE HANDSHAKE LINEUP, YOU FUCKING TORONTO-CENTRIC SONS OF BITCHES!
They’re brave-facing it so there’s no riot outside. No one wants their Civic burned.
OMFG DIE IN A FIRE. The studio response after them losing in the first round is Toronto is gonna win multiple Stanley Cups.
@twbs I logged in like an hour ago, if other people join I will be there for an hour or two
WOOO CAPS WIN!!!
/hurt to say, I love them losing early
Oh Leafs fans. I want to drink all their tears.
Sid vs. Ovie Round Four
That was a hell of a series by two teams determined to lose in 5 to the Penguins.
Sadly I have no good comeback other than Zip It.
LOL, WCS will give you one of his I gave him earlier.
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Now i need a drink.
Anybody pokering?
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Leafs done falled.
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That’s gonna cause an accident.
As a person who does a lot of remote support, let me tell you TeamViewer errors can be very distracting.
Why? Is she a squirter?
Yes, see what Don Cherry wore tonight.
This is what Don Cherry wore tonight.
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Best comment I’ve seen was that he’d found Ray Lewis’s white suit.
I call it a Blazing Saddles suit, because what in the wide wide world of sports is that?
Another good one was “When you have a murder at 8 and a work event at 9”
I thought that was covered by Ray Lewis!
Maybe he was in surgery right before the game started?
Apparently murder is haute coture
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Be very happy that you south of the border do not have to deal with Kelly Hrudey and Nick Kypreos in between periods.
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Pretty much all the argument we need to make, really.
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We have 2 60 year old Dennis Reynold’s that comb their hair with black paint so they look like Superman and I assume eat the rest of it between periods. And this is the A team
I don’t know about Hrudey but how Kypreos hasn’t been jailed for life as a precautionary measure is beyond me.
Hrudey does the colour for Ice Stamps games, which is awful, but Kypreos is on every bloody show on Sportsnet, he is truly an ass.
I just had to reload the page and noticed the annotation. Choosing Cuntler over me. Fuck that.
He wrote the Hawks preview. Sorry.
Go Leafs go?
Now go have 2 showers.
On the other hand, fuck the Crapitals.
Zip it.
(but lol unofficially)
C’mon Toronto. It’s only the fucking Caps.
“C’Mon Washington. It’s only the fucking Leafs.” as a comment carries the same weight.
C’mon Meteor, it’s only Caps-Leafs. Unless you want to wait for the next round.
Wifey tends to accrue a bunch of stuff that has no purpose but eventually gets rid of ‘most’ of it.
She’s been cleaning out her deceased dad’s house these last couple of days and has been putting boxes and boxes and boxes of stuff into every nook and cranny of our abode.
I told her, “Can’t you just throw all that garbage into the dumpster where it belongs?”
/I may have flucked up given the intensity of the argument that followed…
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Yeah, my timing might be off on this one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-1PiU-ivfY
It’s been good knowing you, Scotchy.
“Can we donate this so that someone will get good use out of it?”
That worked for me, but there was still an argument.
So two tubes for eating and breathing or one of those fancy combo deals?
Dude, dead Dad equals ‘Shut the fuck up’ until at least Labor, (or Labour, however you people spell it), Day, and then you GENTLY suggest sorting through it and seeing what’s useful, what’s to be held onto for sentimental value and what’s to be donated/dumped/incinerated.
Unless he was a hoarder and it’s all covered with shit and black mold. Then stand your ground. But only then.
My only qualifier would be that her daddy was a contractor that owned multiple properties/businesses, hid a tremendous amount of cash inside said properties, refused to write a will despite numerous requests and made my wife the executor (?) of his estate. He died 2 and a half years ago and things “still” aren’t settled.
That’s a pretty good qualifier. 2.5 years would be beyond the point where I just started chucking things and figuring she wouldn’t notice.
But there could be money hidden in some of it, so don’t burn it.
A couple of months ago my brother-in-law stumbled across an old paper grocery bag. It contained 60k in 30 year-old hundred dollar bills.
Double-check any banana stands.
So fun dark humor story. My ex-wife’s dad was in the ICU after suffering heart failure due to COPD and emphysema and all that good shit. While in the ICU for that, he ended up going through cardiac arrest because shitfuck doctors took him off intubation abruptly well before he was ready for it. He was being transferred downstate for the last time where they’d perform tests and confirm brain death. While that fucking nightmare was taking place, her phone died, so I gave her mine. She told everyone my number, and proceeded to get buried under text messages. Me being me, I had changed my message tone to one of the more amusing sound bites from O&A, which she fucking hated. So, while she was going through one of the hardest moments of her life, she got absolutely fucking bombarded by this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GEx4HG-SgM
It was that moment where I sort of accepted that I was an awful human being.
Yep, seems about right.
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What would really impress me is a Sister on a bike with a vest that says Nuns of Anarchy.
Way to try Toronto.
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I would like to see a game 7 personally.
I wouldn’t mind both Games 6 and 7 go ten overtimes, each.
I see yinz working.
Zip it,
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I’d like to see the Whalers move back to Hartford.
Carolina moves back and Florida moves to Qweebeck. Put a team in Seattle (Arizona?)
Arizona seems destined for Hamilton, except for some reason the league hates the idea of a franchise making shitloads of money in Canada when it could lose shitloads of money in the desert.
Related: I hate Gary Bettman.
Hartford? The Whale? They only beat Vancouver, once, twice, maybe, in a lifetime.
The idea of any team that employs Brooks Goddamn Orpik complaining about one of their players getting leveled on a questionable hit is just the textbook definition of hypocrisy.
Brad Marchand apparently said the Sens are a dirty team, but that might be deferring to the expert.
That little weasel can get fucked. He literally just got suspended for spearing a guy in the nuts.
…Hey, I didn’t spear a guy in the nuts!
Several* of my sources report that you’re not little, my friend.
It was one, and it was (line goes dead)
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Is Tim Hortons any good?
It’s doughnuts and coffee so I’m going to go with yes.
I like their bagels and muffins, but they also don’t do free refills on coffee or soda, so it’s a wash.
Who the fuck doesn’t offer at least one free refill anymore?
Oh, they used to. They actually changed it TO no refills.
Me. Now finish that coffee and get the fuck out of my house. This ain’t a library.
The doughnuts have been shit since they stopped making them in-house.
It’s a lot like every other corporate food whorehouse.
/I hope that answered your question
//I drink their iced cappuccinos on a nearly daily basis
The one I went to in Edmonton made Denny’s seem good.
Looking it up, there appears to be a couple of them in Minneapolis. Next time I’m there, I’ll give it a try.
They’re all over the fucking place in Michigan these days.
Coffee is marginal. Sandwiches are quite good. They are everywhere in every podunk town up here.
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Austen Matthews is getting laid tonight and forever after because goal.
ICE ARGOS TAKE THE LEAD
I feel ready for another week at work.
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I was looking for the ‘Always Sunny’ gif for ‘What’s up ass-dicks’, because despite my repeated attempts it just never gets old. Instead I found this:
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and now I really need to know how that evening ended.
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Glenn Howerton is a lucky sumbitch.
And he has motorboat discipline.
Ive seen that before and looked up the story. I forget the exact details, but I think his wife was even there and it is just an awesome pic with a really hot actress. I mean yeah, still lucky.
Also fun fact. He is married to the woman He D.E.N.N.I.S.ed
Isn’t Charlie married to The Waitress in real life? I heard/read that somewhere and find that endlessly hilarious.
Yep. And Mac and Dee
They were also on Reno 911. That’s a fun show to go back and look for people who are successful now.
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I go with seeing Bieber in the owner’s box, getting drunk, and acting like a douchbag Bro CSN….
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“You look different from your profile picture.”
“It was either flowers or a drool bucket. I’m not an octopus.”
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OOOOOOOO……..oooo…….ook
The one on the left has that surprised look because Lil’ Horatio just surfaced in her lady bits.
I blame the gorilla.
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So is the Kia Christina Hendricks drives off in really called the “Credenza?”
I think that is just where she puts her tits while she’s driving.
WHAHT IN THAH FACKIN FACK?! WHEN THEAH FACK WHEN US LAWNG SUFFAHING BAWSTAHN STRAWNG GET A FACKIN WE DESERVAH?! HOWAH MUCH PAHHN CAHN WE HAHNDLE, LAWRD?! WHEN WILL WEAH FINALLY GIT A WINNAH!? YOU DO NAWT UNDAHSTAHND OWAH PAIN!
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My son is 14. He’s taller than me. I suspect that he may be smarter than me as well. I’d ask for help but I fear it’s too late already.
Holy fuck, this might be the worst looking PP in evar.
“Oh really now?” -Ice Giants
I have to say I love Sharkbait’s quote that made it to the banner.
And I love that he had the occasion to make it!
He was a Patriot. Belichick would have listed him as “Probable”
Evening lizard people.
Is the log in system messed up or just for me? I got a “go away” error after doing the math thing, then hit back and I was logged in fine
Don Cherry, wearing a shocking blue mu-mu disguised as a suit, is telling his national audience, “CAN I JUST COME OUT ALREADY!? CHEEZUJ CHRIST ON A CRACKER! HOW MANY MORE CLUES DO YOU WANT?”
If you can get past the Capitals defenceman Zach Hyman your chances of scoring increase exponentially.
That’s a myth. It’s usually already gone or offers minimal resistance.
I’ve always wondered if this issue has some relation to many collectors’ obsession with New In Box status
“Not sure why, but you rub me the wrong way.”
-Johnny Clitoris, Caps enforcer
On a check earlier (don’t remember who it was that did the checking) they said he’d rocked Hyman.
I snickered, yes.
Holtby nominated for the Vezina trophy is the most disappointing thing since my son.
Fucking pussies.
To be clear that was aimed at the Leafs style of 4 on 4.
Also I’m done talking to myself. At least on here.
So…was that a strike?
I don’t get bowling at all.
Boweling? How did you find out about my boweling?
Dude, anyone with a nose knows about your boweling
Love the banner image my man. LMFAO.
Really? I think Sexy Sunday needs a wee bit of tinkering…
All we need is a model to wear it.
It’s fucking great though!
Ironically, I think that seeing it put to its intended use would run afoul of our somewhat laughable Standards and Decency Policy
I’ll wear it.