We Now Interrupt Your Draft FOAR Chelsea’s Last (Small) Chance To Lose…

King Hippo

King Hippo

Reclusive, vulgar Broncos fan.Also a proud fookin’ Evertonian.Likely dropped on my head repeatedly as a small child.[Insert George Carlin quote followed by thoughtful nod.]
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That’s right, fuckers.  2/3 of CNBC/NBCSN’s Sunday triple-header are where it’s at this week.  Everton and Romelu Lukaku will seek to avenge a dreadful trip to Stanford Bridge when they host the League leaders (9:05, CNBC).  A draw can always happen, so a Toffee result opens the door for some late drama, though Spurs getting through their gauntlet unscathed is quite unlikely.

Speaking of which, they host rejuvenated Arsenal (11:30, NBCSN) immediately afterwards.  Knowing whether Everton have done them a favour or not.  White Hart Lane will ever be hopping or depressed as fuck.  Sunday Funday should be worth your time this week.

Saturday?  Eh…not so much.  The 10:00 window features Hull, of relegation scrap infamy, invading Southampton (NBCSN).  Leicester at West Brom is the only other watchable option, really (CNBC or Extra Time, unclear).

Palace and Burnley at 12:30 (NBC)?  PASS.  Watch the fookin’ Draft.

Oh yeah, the early Sunday match has Swans (also in the shit for relegation) at Old Trafford, so if you’re up, tune in (7:00, CNBC).

Apologies for the shit preview.  I’m still mad as a hornet about the Bolles pick.

King Hippo
King Hippo
Reclusive, vulgar Broncos fan. Also a proud fookin' Evertonian. Likely dropped on my head repeatedly as a small child. [Insert George Carlin quote followed by thoughtful nod.]

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scotchnaut
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Here’s your fandom in a nutshell-I peruse a few Giants fan sites and there was a strong consensus that the TE and OL spots needed to be upgraded. (because NYG is headed to the Super Bowl btw)

[Evan Engram, a tight end that ran a 4.42 40 is drafted]

“A TIGHT END IN THE FIRST ROUND!???? WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE? I MOCKED JOHNNY SUPERSTUD IN THIS SPOT. JESUS CHRIST!!!”

FIN

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Nice summation.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
scotchnaut
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Browns make their pick from an amusement park…

scotchnaut
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It’s been a few months but I think I’m finally coming back to a good place mentally-the sun is shining, there’s tons of things to do outside yet I’m here yakking it up with you guys.

#home

BrettFavresColonoscopy
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Our lives have been darker for absence of scotch(y).

For seriously, though, you’re one of the funniest dudes on here.

yeah right
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Good to have you back Scotchy. Those damn Canadian winters eh?

scotchnaut
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Thanks. I can’t express in words how much I despise snowsuits…

Brick Meathook
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Brick Meathook

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scotchnaut
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I’m so old that I remember when Ogden was drafted and the consensus was that he could easily put 60 pounds onto his frame.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Well, to be fair; I could put this 110 lbs. on my frame and I would be happy.
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Bloody Lethal
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Bloody Lethal

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Horatio Cornblower
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Harry Potter & The Broken Condom Followed By Three Days Of Panic Until She Gets Her Period

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
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Fun Fact: When they shot Aaron Rodgers’ latest State Farm commercial, it took 87 takes before they got something they could use cause he kept Freudian slipping and saying “Fire Island”.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
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“Tell that to my girlfriend.”

– Hawkins from Predator

Brocky
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i had two beers last night and my stomach is on fire.

wtf body

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

http://68.media.tumblr.com/7583c6ddacc0c9b375752ca24e57631e/tumblr_oogfwvPAfD1ttcadgo1_1280.jpg

Dress made for hot weather for ventilation of the sweaty undertit region.

Bloody Lethal
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Bloody Lethal

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Bloody Lethal
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Bloody Lethal

HI.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brocky
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King Hippo’s relatives when you ask about his high school years?

Fronkenshteen
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Why are the sprinklers always on immediately before and during halftime of every Premier League match? It’s England for chrissakes! The ground isn’t wet enough?

ballsofsteelandfury
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I’ve noticed that too! La Liga does this as well as most leagues. I’m guessing it’s to clean up the spit from the players…

charles martins bodyslam clinic
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charles martins bodyslam clinic

This doesn’t slip!

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Is this the draft thread for day 3? My team sold most of its on picks day one but picked up a few for today last night. I will probably only turn in around when the Bears are picking to watch their highlight reels on there and then just go online and find out better information and highlight reels on who the person is.

charles martins bodyslam clinic
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charles martins bodyslam clinic

No worries, I’d be upset too if a horse was in charge of drafting for my team.

Fronkenshteen
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Morning gents! How goes the draft? I don’t watch enough college football to even pretend to know a good pick from a kumquat. I can only assume the Jets are doing it ALL WRONG as usual.

Unsurprised
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Unsurprised

I’m still up.

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