TGISF…aka Your “There’s Sand In My Crack, But That’s OK” Sexy Friday Open Thread

Perhaps the most timely/most accurate TGISF title I’ve ever penned.

This week’s TGISF is going to be a little bare bones maybe, depending on the Venice Beach weather the next few days.  Right now, it’s cloudy and rainy outside.  Which is the only reason I’m inside right now, typing this.  When the sun comes back out, so will I…regardless of the state of completeness of this post.

But I do promise to put the Sexy in first.  So at least we’ll know that will be complete.  Probably.

This week’s theme is Beach/Bikinis.  How imaginative of me, huh?

Could have been worse.  I could have made the theme Mother’s Day…

And nobody wants that.  But yes, this weekend is Mother’s Day.  Do something nice for her if you can.

But yes, beaches and bikinis.

/looks out window

//sees neither sun nor bikinis

Speaking of my window….

That’s a shot I took looking south down the Venice Beach Boardwalk.  The building to the far left that’s half out of the frame is my building.  Top floor, 3rd and 4th windows from the right.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EG05-Y_C4EU

OK, let’s slap the rest of this together quickly and get on with our lives, shall we?

Sexy Mexy Update

The finale airs next Monday (probably?), so this is your last Sexy Mexy Update.

/everyone applauds

(or is it? hmmmmm…)

//everyone groans

But it really does all come down to next week folks.  Does balls find his destiny?  Who will assault tWBS this week?  Who will tWBS assault?  Does anyone find LCSS?  And if they do, will he be wearing pants?  Will Dave finally get so fed up that he msg’s back to Cyberdyne and tells Skynet…Fuck Yes, Now is the time to push the button on these pinheads….?

Answers to at least some of those questions and more Monday at 11amEDT (probably?).

Get caught up now, or you can’t be one of the cool kids on Monday (or maybe Tuesday).

Beaches and Bikinis

The two go hand in hand.  At least on days when the goddamned sun is out…

/looks out window again

//grumble grumble

…and they complement one another nicely, IMHO.  Beaches and bikinis, that is.  Your mileage may vary…

But without further yakkety yakkety out of me, have some bikinis and/or beach themed sexy.

Enjoy…..

Perhaps a musical interlude here, while I help Katy find….whatever it is she’s looking for down there….BRB…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GMoLENWsSk

(I’m not saying that’s me at the 0:55 mark, but I’m not saying it’s not me, either)

OK, now that I’ve got Katy’s little issue nailed down, so to speak….  Let’s continue…

Well, that was pretty fun, huh?

/looks out window again

Dammit.  I guess you’ll get a bit more of my particular brand of insanity after all.

Let’s Find A tWBS Original

Hey look at that one sitting right there!!!!

A VERY recent one of my own, some of you have already seen….

– Sunset at Venice Beach –

 

And this week, you even get a bonus.  This is even more recent and is some of my more artsy fartsy photographic meanderings I’m trying to learn more about.  It’s a process called HDR (High Dynamic Range) and it’s a huge pain in the ass to get right, even with a camera with the pre-settings to do it.  But I’m pretty goddamned happy with this one….if I do say so myself.  Captured at dusk, two nights ago….

– Santa Monica Pier at Dusk –

Now if you’ll excuse me, the sun is finally out and Alexa is getting antsy to hit the surf and has already gone down to the pool to wait…

Her being down there for too long, alone and unsupervised, won’t end well for anyone.  Probably me especially….

Plus I’ve promised to take her out on the town tonight if she’ll go purple for me (no that’s not a euphemism….well it’s not ONLY a euphemism).  See?  Not bad, eh???

Hummina, hummina.

Have a good weekend, folks.

Love ya’s

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An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it's a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles. When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
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King Hippo
Unsurprised

Great video

King Hippo

Nobody is anywhere as crunk as me. SAD HIPPO

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Kelly Brook.

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King Hippo

ENCHANTING!!

King Hippo
King Hippo

Speaking of tha muthaland!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tK8QfAf7G4

King Hippo

you know what’s good with lots of beer? Trader Joe’s sweet plantain chips. I’d sell out the country faster than Trump for an unlimited, non-fattening supply…

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I doubt that, he fired the head of the FBI that was investigating him, then suggested just get rid of press access to the white house in the same week. There was also a signing statement that fucked over web rights and like 2 other ones he signed behind closed doors that I can’t even remember because of all the other shit he is doing

King Hippo

he is a traitorous motherfucker for sure, and deserves to die alone in a Supermax

Unsurprised

We lost already. This is an authoritarian state.

WCS

Oooff….

A Dirt Stiller relief pitcher just tagged a Dirt Cardinal square in the face with a fastball. Probably broke his nose. Ouch.

Unsurprised

BWAHAHAHA

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herodotus450
King Hippo

christ and sonny JEEBUS I am gonna be quite drunk when I finish my last pint (can).

“Baby Maker” Double IPA, Triple C Brewing Co. outta tha muthaland (Charlotte)

Unsurprised

Sounds delightful

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
herodotus450

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Yeah … Just scroll through this for a while. https://www.instagram.com/arielwinter/

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it’s a shame that idiot Jon Snow is going to get her killed.

King Hippo

He lick her boom-boom-down?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Up and sideways, diagonally, in circle and humming the nation anthem of the Czech Republic.

King Hippo

he rises FOAR anthem??

King Hippo

Wait, so this is TWO Bouchards I am in love with, Canadian songstress Claire (aka Grimes) and tennis-ist Genie. Does that make me creepy??

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

No, it doesn’t make you more creepy.

King Hippo

I think this is just a desperate plea for Scotchy or Litre to set me up with a non-racist French Canadian. They seem to be my type…

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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King Hippo

derriere? oui
scapula? oui

King Hippo

wait a minute, Grimes is Claire Boucher so nvm

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King Hippo

5-on-3 FOAR Smashville. But me too crunk to understand

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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It’s swimwear, and if you say otherwise Statham will kick your ass.

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Oh, yeah. This is the humor one can expect from Elle

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Great movie, but I prefer Selena Gomez.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Don’t care.

King Hippo

Still looks 13. Ewwwwwww.

Unsurprised

Exactly!

(She does seem to look like an adult now, though. This was like 5 years ago.)

King Hippo

ur not even Southern! You can’t pull that “if there’s grass in the field, play ball!!” stuff!!

Unsurprised

I’m not?

Oh, fuck.

King Hippo

well, you can always convert. what’re ur feelings re Skynyrd??

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I hate them

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Too complex for a gif, but worth it. https://gfycat.com/IncompatibleRadiantGosling

More of her:
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Brick Meathook

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Gratliff

I’d like to extend a thank you to the motherfuckers who showed interest in my family history and now have me trying to interpret hand-written ship manifests that look like a Red Wings scouting report from 1990.

herodotus450

If it says “Martin LaPointe > Jaromir Jagr” that checks out

King Hippo

git them thar Rooskie fuckers

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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herodotus450

Valar MoarCummis if you know what I mean amirite I think i am

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King Hippo

HAI shoulder girl!!

King Hippo

srsly, Moose, I think I love this fine young woman.

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Dat ass in the airport.

King Hippo

The face says “skinny bitch” but…

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

She brings it.

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Imagining the TSA guy waving the wand around her clit ring.

“Umm….ma’am….. ummm.”

King Hippo

Best laugh of the night chuh chuh

Unsurprised

Did you see her nude black & white photoshoot?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Hi Hannah …

Brick Meathook

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Doesn’t seem practical.

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