Perhaps the most timely/most accurate TGISF title I’ve ever penned.
This week’s TGISF is going to be a little bare bones maybe, depending on the Venice Beach weather the next few days. Right now, it’s cloudy and rainy outside. Which is the only reason I’m inside right now, typing this. When the sun comes back out, so will I…regardless of the state of completeness of this post.
But I do promise to put the Sexy in first. So at least we’ll know that will be complete. Probably.
This week’s theme is Beach/Bikinis. How imaginative of me, huh?
Could have been worse. I could have made the theme Mother’s Day…
And nobody wants that. But yes, this weekend is Mother’s Day. Do something nice for her if you can.
But yes, beaches and bikinis.
/looks out window
//sees neither sun nor bikinis
Speaking of my window….
That’s a shot I took looking south down the Venice Beach Boardwalk. The building to the far left that’s half out of the frame is my building. Top floor, 3rd and 4th windows from the right.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EG05-Y_C4EU
OK, let’s slap the rest of this together quickly and get on with our lives, shall we?
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Sexy Mexy Update
The finale airs next Monday (probably?), so this is your last Sexy Mexy Update.
/everyone applauds
(or is it? hmmmmm…)
//everyone groans
But it really does all come down to next week folks. Does balls find his destiny? Who will assault tWBS this week? Who will tWBS assault? Does anyone find LCSS? And if they do, will he be wearing pants? Will Dave finally get so fed up that he msg’s back to Cyberdyne and tells Skynet…Fuck Yes, Now is the time to push the button on these pinheads….?
Answers to at least some of those questions and more Monday at 11amEDT (probably?).
Get caught up now, or you can’t be one of the cool kids on Monday (or maybe Tuesday).
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Beaches and Bikinis
The two go hand in hand. At least on days when the goddamned sun is out…
/looks out window again
//grumble grumble
…and they complement one another nicely, IMHO. Beaches and bikinis, that is. Your mileage may vary…
But without further yakkety yakkety out of me, have some bikinis and/or beach themed sexy.
Enjoy…..
Perhaps a musical interlude here, while I help Katy find….whatever it is she’s looking for down there….BRB…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GMoLENWsSk
(I’m not saying that’s me at the 0:55 mark, but I’m not saying it’s not me, either)
OK, now that I’ve got Katy’s little issue nailed down, so to speak…. Let’s continue…
Well, that was pretty fun, huh?
/looks out window again
Dammit. I guess you’ll get a bit more of my particular brand of insanity after all.
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Let’s Find A tWBS Original
Hey look at that one sitting right there!!!!
A VERY recent one of my own, some of you have already seen….
And this week, you even get a bonus. This is even more recent and is some of my more artsy fartsy photographic meanderings I’m trying to learn more about. It’s a process called HDR (High Dynamic Range) and it’s a huge pain in the ass to get right, even with a camera with the pre-settings to do it. But I’m pretty goddamned happy with this one….if I do say so myself. Captured at dusk, two nights ago….
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Now if you’ll excuse me, the sun is finally out and Alexa is getting antsy to hit the surf and has already gone down to the pool to wait…
Her being down there for too long, alone and unsupervised, won’t end well for anyone. Probably me especially….
Plus I’ve promised to take her out on the town tonight if she’ll go purple for me (no that’s not a euphemism….well it’s not ONLY a euphemism). See? Not bad, eh???
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Have a good weekend, folks.
Love ya’s
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$20 sack Pyramid!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oZZ9lKg3gQ
Great video
Nobody is anywhere as crunk as me. SAD HIPPO
http://68.media.tumblr.com/80c1eee28f2dedc7b76b1d2c39973051/tumblr_ooo42oikf11vmulg7o1_400.jpg
http://critdick.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/KELLY-BROOK-NAKED-VIDEO.gif
Kelly Brook.
http://www.barnorama.com/wp-content/images/2012/03/bollywood_actress_01/01-bollywood_actress_01.gif
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=am9BqZ6eA5c
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mai4cl1y6B1rgmpuko1_500.gif
http://img.izismile.com/img/img6/20130502/1000/bikini_beach_babes_in_animated_gifs_11.gif
http://actionsportsgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Girl_lookback_sand.gif
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-7ZWRVm7yVWY/UbMHF-89cZI/AAAAAAAAMMI/2qrXH-UsXOs/s640/Irina-Shayk.gif
ENCHANTING!!
FISTS UP, COMMENTISTS!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WHe5fxS3dA
Speaking of tha muthaland!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tK8QfAf7G4
you know what’s good with lots of beer? Trader Joe’s sweet plantain chips. I’d sell out the country faster than Trump for an unlimited, non-fattening supply…
I doubt that, he fired the head of the FBI that was investigating him, then suggested just get rid of press access to the white house in the same week. There was also a signing statement that fucked over web rights and like 2 other ones he signed behind closed doors that I can’t even remember because of all the other shit he is doing
he is a traitorous motherfucker for sure, and deserves to die alone in a Supermax
We lost already. This is an authoritarian state.
Oooff….
A Dirt Stiller relief pitcher just tagged a Dirt Cardinal square in the face with a fastball. Probably broke his nose. Ouch.
BWAHAHAHA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIdIqbv7SPo
christ and sonny JEEBUS I am gonna be quite drunk when I finish my last pint (can).
“Baby Maker” Double IPA, Triple C Brewing Co. outta tha muthaland (Charlotte)
Sounds delightful
http://c3.nuttit.com/Cache/GetImage?id=O0RWWVA.jpg
http://media.giphy.com/media/ARyqoLYelLOHS/giphy.gif
Hmm. I’m done.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQEEvSSH680
http://giant.gfycat.com/OptimisticLikelyGermanpinscher.gif
https://gfycat.com/SilkyGrimDonkey
Yeah … Just scroll through this for a while. https://www.instagram.com/arielwinter/
http://68.media.tumblr.com/056a412ff224f958267480014859ff89/tumblr_olahf7dVSJ1tll8soo1_1280.jpg
it’s a shame that idiot Jon Snow is going to get her killed.
He lick her boom-boom-down?
Up and sideways, diagonally, in circle and humming the nation anthem of the Czech Republic.
he rises FOAR anthem??
http://68.media.tumblr.com/dd71fc942ef0118430881b0161014382/tumblr_olfjd3nJeW1tll8soo1_1280.jpg
Wait, so this is TWO Bouchards I am in love with, Canadian songstress Claire (aka Grimes) and tennis-ist Genie. Does that make me creepy??
No, it doesn’t make you more creepy.
I think this is just a desperate plea for Scotchy or Litre to set me up with a non-racist French Canadian. They seem to be my type…
derriere? oui
scapula? oui
wait a minute, Grimes is Claire Boucher so nvm
http://68.media.tumblr.com/5bdf2fe70f24c0d61582636253b7b7a8/tumblr_op4cvdq5Eu1w85h6xo1_500.gif
The full-sized version is grainy, but HUGE
http://static.celebuzz.com/uploads/2012/03/14/Vanessa-Hudgens-Selena-Gomez-Party-for-Spring-Breakers-14.jpg
5-on-3 FOAR Smashville. But me too crunk to understand
It’s swimwear, and if you say otherwise Statham will kick your ass.
Oh, yeah. This is the humor one can expect from Elle
Great movie, but I prefer Selena Gomez.
Don’t care.
Still looks 13. Ewwwwwww.
Exactly!
(She does seem to look like an adult now, though. This was like 5 years ago.)
ur not even Southern! You can’t pull that “if there’s grass in the field, play ball!!” stuff!!
I’m not?
Oh, fuck.
well, you can always convert. what’re ur feelings re Skynyrd??
I hate them
Too complex for a gif, but worth it. https://gfycat.com/IncompatibleRadiantGosling
More of her:
https://gfycat.com/GlitteringBitesizedArmadillo
I’d like to extend a thank you to the motherfuckers who showed interest in my family history and now have me trying to interpret hand-written ship manifests that look like a Red Wings scouting report from 1990.
If it says “Martin LaPointe > Jaromir Jagr” that checks out
git them thar Rooskie fuckers
Valar MoarCummis if you know what I mean amirite I think i am
HAI shoulder girl!!
srsly, Moose, I think I love this fine young woman.
http://cdn.acidcow.com/pics/20140521/bikinis_beautiful_combination_12.gif
Dat ass in the airport.
The face says “skinny bitch” but…
She brings it.
Imagining the TSA guy waving the wand around her clit ring.
“Umm….ma’am….. ummm.”
Best laugh of the night chuh chuh
Did you see her nude black & white photoshoot?
Hi Hannah …
Doesn’t seem practical.