https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3pMoMQ61Zc
NHL Eastern Conference Preview:
You’ve got one team Gary Bettman desperately wanted to have in this round, and the Ottawa Senators.
Both teams have made it this far on the moxie of their goaltending. Craig Anderson played out of his mind in the series against the Rangers, stopping upwards of 50 shots in games that went to OT, and 30-40 shots in games the Rangers won in NY. In doing so, he defated the Smoothie King and got his team through to the next round.
For a guy who wasn’t even scheduled to leave the bench during these playoffs, Marc-Andre Fleury has so far failed to show the case of the yips that has traditionally plagued him. He looked a tad shaky in Game-6 versus Washington, but none of the Pens looked good that night. He managed to hold it together and win his team Game-7 at Washington and move his team forward.
This series will come down to which Penguins team shows up. The team that tries to win a 2-1 game may not be able to hang with a Senators team that has shown a remarkable ability to find an equalizer and get games into overtime, where they have become kings of the commercial-free periods. Ottawa doesn’t have the firepower to match the Pens output, so they will have to fight to keep things close, and hope to squeeze out a win or two in Pittsburgh. All of Canada is pulling for Ottawa, but the exchange rate doesn’t seem to be in their favour.
Prediction: Penguins in 6.
Tonight’s sports:
- NHL:
- Senators at Penguins – 7:00PM | NBC / CBC
- MLS Soccer:
- Chicago vs. Seattle – 9:00PM | ESPN2
- UFC on FX:
- UFC 211 Preliminaries – 8:00PM | FX / TSN4
- Monster Energy NASCAR Cup Series:
- Go Bowling 400 – 7:30PM | FS1 / TSN
Tomorrow is Mother’s Day. I hope you got yourselves something nice the $20 she gave you on your birthday. YOU FORGOT, DIDN’T YOU?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFlqgN9b0_U&ab_channel=RichJackson
Penguins didn’t seem to do the most basic scouting. Move Anderson back and forth in the crease before shooting? No. Rough up Karllsson at every opportunity? No.
/I’ve no doubt that they win the next one but I think that they’ll be out-coached in this series
Every analyst here is saying they just looked tired, drained from Game 7. If nothing else, this should serve as a wake-up call.
Reminds me of those Jack Chick pamphlets I had to read whilst growing up fundamentalist.
The “women are the root of evil” deal. That makes me appreciate how I grew up.
Oh, my ex-girlfriend.
wouldn’t she be “unlike” if she did NOT turn into a demon? Or is it that she was so upfront about it??
Ice RED BLACKS aren’t messing around
Yeah. No they aren’t.
Locking the door wasn’t an option?
I’m sure you would have thought of it; it is a well known fact that lionesses can open car doors.
cool I only got like 21
Bobby Ryan! If that IS his real name.
Fun fact: It’s not!
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOLY FUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mclean, Freidman, Kypreos and Hrudy is the worst intermission /halftime/OT crew in all of sports
Worse than Harrison, King, Dungy, and Stooge ?
He did say worst intermission/halftime/OT crew, not worst offender of the Geneva Convention. And in one case, the Geneva Protocol.
Honestly, for me, yes.
Nice shot.
Right in the asshole.
THAT’S GREAT HUSTLE MAC!
/McDonagh goes for the high-five
//Scratches, uh, let’s see who he didn’t accidentally wound in 2015 and is still on the team, let’s say, uh, Girardi? in the cornea
Hockey injury report:
“Butthole”
“You won’t shit right for a week!”
That is GODDAMN FUNNY.
Hey, we can see where “Geno” gets his lopsided face from!
“Me make good Russian jeans.”
This series, the senators will be represented by seals
https://gfycat.com/EvilLeanBlesbok
Exactly!
that was quick.
So wait, they cut to Ice Footy 25 minutes late – of the goddamned conference final – for fucking golf that wasn’t even the end of the fucking tournament??
The Players is the PGA Tour’s biggest event, so NBC shilled out a lot of money to show it.
Still made me wanna go set some McMansions on fire. NBC needs to space it’s schedule better, and put a ticker thingy explaining itself.
Man, those posts sure is busy.
Mine are prehensile ,, smgdh
Good to see the Pens are trying to set a record for playoff power play futility so far.
It’s important to have goals (no pun intended).
I laughed.
“Comey, Comey, Comey, Comey, Comey Chameleon. You come and go..you come and go, oh oh.”
-Culture Club 2017.
NICE!
Hmm. Gotta vote American on this one.
Oh FFS, they are moving the East Coast start times to 8pm starting Monday. Fuck off, Bettman.
I never realized Virgil had a line about boxing in The Aeneid.
WOW. Flower saved from an OG.
You need an underwear badge.
Pens fans are so quiet…but they expected their team to walk all over the Sens so they’re a bit disoriented.
Hi
The entire United States is Completely fucked. Er, what I meant was, “hello’.
You say this as if it is “news.”
Yet another Sens penalty.
I’m almost done with Chrissie Hynde’s autobiography. My rec? Don’t bother. I’m three quarters the way through and she hasn’t addressed The Pretenders yet. I HAD CERTAIN EXPECTATIONS.
Oh, is that why you look so sad?
/sorrynotsorry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnRHBLmCK0o
Well, Actually … (Distress calls are excellent sources of used goods comment. Cite: Unity episode)
Invention to keep your dick from turning orange.
“It’s MY goal, and I want it NOW!”
-JG Pageau
On a related note, you guys hear about Cellino suing Barnes?
Don Cherry is coming up next?
[changes channel]
Penguins are giving up odd man rushes during their power plays.
their lack of discipline makes OTT a tricky matchup
In honour of that beauty of a goal… Some McKayla Maroney dancing.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BUDTYSQBxPR/
Jesus Christ.
What a nice lady
http://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/searching-for-bobby-ryan/
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
/LOOK AT YOU SENS!!!!!!!!!!!
Anderson looks solid.
Lawdy loo has this been a lot of goalposts so far. Yikes.
Another thing I loved about Bon Cop Bad Cop is that they called him Buttman and he was a midget.
http://i.onionstatic.com/onion/2407/5/original/1200.jpg
They forgot, “Putting the Sears catalog back in the pile; but not too close to the top. Or bottom. Or middle.”
Two posts clanged in first 5 minutes. Either the Ice REDBLACKS (no ofence) are Team of Destiny or they gon’ get mollywhopped.
I don’t see this 5-on-3 ending well
[wipes sweat from brow]
I was flipping around trying to find where the hockey intro was hiding whilst this golf assdickery finished up, and found…COLLEGE. BEACH. VOLLEYBALL. on NBCSN
Guys or girls?
/it’s kinda important
hey, I may be an asshole, but I wouldn’t troll yinz that hard
oh shitsnacks, it’s OVER. SC won, big shock
Sens are over-matched vs. the Pens but they were in the same spot against the Rangers. All they have to do is play a perfect game.
Or for Flower to become self-aware. I’m betting heavy on Canadia here.
I just can’t count on that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaS4hkyE020
Why is Mother’s Day 2nd Sunday, whilst Father’s Day is 3rd Sunday?? That’s just inherently asking FOAR trouble.
Is Mother’s Day sponsored by Eurovision this year?