I can report the event, “Winnie the Pooh & Seussical the Musical Jr.”, went off without a hitch. My niece stole the show playing Bee #3 in “Pooh”. “Seussical” went on way too long, and seemed like it was put together by someone currently being investigated by Chris Hansen.
Afterwards, we left the relatives to go home, and celebrated our day with the family at the “Yellow Dog Brewing Company“, a quaint establishment where most of the beverages are named after dogs. I enjoyed the “Retriever Golden Ale”, a refreshing beverage. If you are ever in Port Moody, BC, I recommend it.
I’m sure something happened today, but I typed this part while drinking Friday night. So if nothing’s come up, this has stayed the same, and I might be on the liver transplant list.
Tonight’s sports:
- NHL: for some reason they played at 3:00PM ET
- NBA:
- Celtics at Cavaliers – 8:30PM | TNT / TSN
- MLB:
- Rangers at Tigers – 8:00PM | ESPN / TSN2
- MLS:
- Orlando City SC vs. New York City FC – 7:00PM | FS1
My condolences if you have to go to work tomorrow. FEEL FREE TO CHUCK THAT SHIT BACK NEXT WEEK!
Dane Cook as a krav maga bro. Yeah, that was good casting.
Good casting with Dane Cook? Into the lava pit.
His dick is bitten off when he dies, if it’s any consolation.
And his wife had him buried with the severed penis shoved up his ass.
It honestly took me a few minutes of “Who is that? I know I know that guy…” to realize it was Dane Cook.
His ending definitely justified the casting though.
Odd. I thought this was bat country.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVXIK1xCRpY
http://31.media.tumblr.com/8f0b02eb228ab63685aad770b20275a4/tumblr_n6t84oWdrE1s9rrcgo3_r1_500.gif
Didn’t see that punchline coming.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0NgUhEs1R4
I liked that they couldn’t find a way to end the skit about the robot that was molested until it was broken enough to independently decide to go molest children on its own.
Somewhere in there is the point that movie evil is just pretend crap; real evil is not discussed or acknowledged…. not the time or place to make that point IMO. That and it was done so poorly that the point never gets across.
This is crazy! It is unbelievable! A Catholic robot? No way!
The next Superman movie looks good.
Hot Taek Warning
???
Tragedy is The Bee Gees best song.
Nights on Broadway.
No one denies this.
Evening lizard people. Seems today was an unexpected sports day.
Hi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SdIV5By2E0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1U1Ue_5kq8
No, YOU just heated up a peach pie for no good reason.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=40&v=P8gsIVWKj7c
Is that a young Ronnie Mund sitting on the left?
/duuu
I thought it was detectives “on a case” or fond school days memories…..
The photos on Sunday Gravy are making me hungry and I just ate. Then I started to read about the hotdish and I am now fully confident that I was right to put everything behind me and move to Oregon. I hate my life because I’m a weak bitch, but anyway.
The Leftovers is great. American Gods is still by far the best thing I’ve seen on TV in years. Maybe ever. I want to re-read the novel.
Once again, i maintain that Bob’s Burgers is the best show in television and Teddy is the absolute best.
I cannot disagree entirely. Though Gene or Louise would be my favorites.
Of the family, Bob, Louise, and Gene are my favorites. For non – family, obviously Teddy but I also love Mr. Fishoeder.
Can’t say I care for Tina much, though I do dig the erotic friend fiction thing. Linda can get annoying, but then I just think back to the porn parody I saw with Tabitha Stevens as Linda and all is well.
(NSFW)
http://woodrocket.com/videos/bobs-boners-the-bobs-burgers-xxx-parody
I’m not clicking that.
Sorry not sorry.
Shit. I need to catch up on that series.
STORNG TAEK!
Anyone up for cards?
I just made this a duet, everyone, feel free to make this a troika
Is that like a fancy threesome?
Cool.
Omw
Celtics won?! Did the Cavs phone it in or something?
Someone needed to pay off a mobster?
Oh, God. Simmons is going to be worse than normal.
http://stillrealtous.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/jinder_mahal-4-696×390.jpg
Wow. The graphics for WWE 2K17 look amazing! That almost looks real!
We have a new meme.
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Also fuck Orton and his “All Lives Matter”ing, indie bashing, bored looking, gym bag shitting, wellness violating ass.
Don’t know who Orton is, but he sounds like a piece of shit.
He’s the guy making the ‘Oh shit’ face there after nearly murdering an Indian
Dammit, joke’s on me I guess. Sign on to twitter for the first time in years, now get an assload of twitter spam emails. K thx.
Damn you, Sill, you diabolical bastard.
I feel the same way with Facebook. I became friends with people at work, now my phone is blowing up with people posting stuff. I may need to fake my own death to end the madness.
http://www.fbpurity.com/
I think there’s an option to unfollow all your Friends without unfriending them. Otherwise, you can do it manually, but it takes forever.
Yes, on fb you most certainly can do that. Thank Christ.
I meant I think FB Purity can do a bulk unfollow-all.
Even if it can’t, if you do have to use Facebook you need that extension.
I never let mine get over 50. Election season usually gets that down to a more manageable 40 or so.
Your exes reunion tour.
Hah! Shows what you know. There are way too many women there.
All my exes probably hate me, but you need to use division to get my number.
Most of mine are not angry…
they are “Who?”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EP0dk7rsVjA&ab_channel=ChrisJohnson
Ahoy-hoy.
I don’t know why I still watch Silicon Valley, but here I am.
Gotta be a penis, right?
Why does everyone always say that about me?
Wait….
Dollar sign.
Pops was a fucking cocksucker.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64sxycxRIvI
So Trump’s speech was almost Presidential. He didn’t offend any allies or religions and he said the terrorists don’t represent Islam.
They did it. They actually did it. The Trump Kids and the White House Staff actually pulled a “Dave”. Its about fucking time!
$110 billion dollars were on the line. Let’s not act like there wasn’t insane motivation for him to just tone his shtick down.
As soon as he is back in the US, he is going to be calling for locking up all brown people again.
Yep.
Cheetos don’t change their colors.
That’s not at all unsettling.
All police body cams to be replaced with credit card readers. For a mere $50, you can opt out of racial profiling.
How much to avoid drug arrests?
/asking foar a friend
You joke but this is pretty much how the Ferguson, MO police department operated.
But then the police went and fucked them over again anyway. Because “Fuck you.”
The irony of all of this is the Saudis are killing more Muslims than Americans are.
An authoritarian …… WAIT dey gots lots o’ money and earl!
Cocksucker must be really shit-scared. And I ain’t grading him on no curve. And he’s a goddamned traitor.
The gif of Bannon looking frightening and uncomfortable around all the Saudis made my day.
Well, that and THE GLORIOUS ORB
Should we be alarmed that the Saudis have the contents to the briefcase in “Pulp Fiction” and am using it to show off to foreign dignitaries?
Can we swap out “presidential” for “well-behaved child?”
Apple/rhubarb crisp very successful. 4 bowls outta 5
Russian TV follows Fox “news” lead.
But you didn’t say anything about accuracy.
http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/eddie-whaaa.gif
http://cdn3.vox-cdn.com/imported_assets/2136473/iCaJgVnG5d0Nt.gif
So once again I volunteered for my old university to go to a dedicated message board and answer questions of brand new mechanical engineering students in regards to working as an engineer.
I start off by posting a thread asking for people to open up about what they want to do professionally as an engineer. Usually its a lot of “I have no idea what an engineer does” but its a good starting point in helping these kids focus and try to find a light at the end of the tunnel.
First response “I want to lead the investigation into re-opening the 9-11 investigation”
Its going to be a long night…
Just send them to Coach Carroll’s twitter and be done with it
Were his initials P.C.?
http://cdn2.vox-cdn.com/imported_assets/2136523/825361203.gif
But as an engineer, you of all people should understand that those steel beams couldn’t have melted in that heat
Feed them to Sill. If they want to be smartened up, send ’em to a pro debater.
Yeah, Sill is a master debater.
Frequently citing Wikipedia.
“I want to design the gun that fired the magic bullet that killed Kennedy.”
We got a fruit basket for decilitre, so many apples, said to wife “I dont know what to do with these” She throws me a bag of frozen rhubarb and says “Get stoned, make a crumble and shut up we are in for a long night”
That sounds delicious and like an easy post. “Baking with Litre Cola”
Oh that could really work
YES!!
Yes yesyes
it’s been said before, but you married well!
I have a month to burn 10 days worth of vacation time, and I have like 15 conferences between now and then. I may not work again this fiscal year.
That is good hustle
That means one thing…
So…if one never got around to seeing the original Twin Peaks, can one just jump right in with the Showtime version, ya think?
What do you mean Showtime version?
http://www.avclub.com/article/twin-peaks-finally-returns-255634
You may want to at least read episode summaries.
What do you think would happen if I told my boss I’m out for Victoria Day tomorrow?
Say you caught the “canadian” from me and roll in wearing flanel and jeans.
It’s Boulder. Flannel and jeans is semi-formal wear.
Share cookies with the office?
MY GOD THE ORB IS FILLED WITH CUM
http://giant.gfycat.com/EnchantedInbornBlackfly.gif
Alright, I gotta go cook and then eat….I suppose.
Later taters.
I love that movie.
/now i feel shame
The gates said “BM” but shouldn’t they have said “WM”?
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-fmFm2F8ZVh8/UQP5UWOlAwI/AAAAAAAAhHY/T4Q3aEb2lRM/s1600/emma-stone-her-zombieland-photos-movies-pictures-superbad-emma-watson-myspace-wallpaper-zombieland-1614849961.jpg
I think I just had a bm
I would absolutely drive her to Wichita.
So who we fightin with tonight on twitter?
Judging from certain revelations below; certainly not midget porn aficionados….
Doesnt look down.
Fek is back?
Hehehehe.
No comment.
Moochin’ war widows?
What???????
It’s just information dispersal.
Well, yesterday I dredged through holocaust deniers, and tonight I’m looking through holodomor deniers. So, I’m going with the actual worth of human existence.
Showing incredible patience not flipping my shit on some tankies.
I’mma go after some Hodor Deniers.
Ain’t no one can hold a door like my man Hodor.
Just do the third wheel thing like I do.
Is that kind of like my third leg thing?
[is a mutant]
To clarify, this was in response to RTD’s third leg.
Not the rather attractive little person.
I’ve said too much.
It looks HUGE in her hands.
http://icons.wunderground.com/data/wximagenew/l/llpj04/7064.gif
There’s a joke a REALLY want to make.
But I won’t.
I would be a short leg.
http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/68000/Lady-Gaga-With-Short-Legs–68443.jpg
http://media3.giphy.com/media/ox30M9Y3S8EFO/giphy.gif
Shit Moose. Now I’m sad again.
/seeks out freezer vodka
😉
Hey Sill!!!!!
http://k34.kn3.net/60DF7F8FB.gif
(OK, no shit…I’m really done now until the next time he melts down)
((which hopefully will be directed towards me to begin with))
I might have lied before.
But this time I REALLY mean it.
So last night I was lucky enough to be my wife’s cousin’s guest at the Beastly Ball (a charity event at the LA Zoo) and my auction paddle number was 666. At the end of the evening, just before Slash played a concert with Jimmy Vivino and the Basic Cable Band, they auctioned some things off, and then just asked for straight donations, which you confirmed by raising your paddle in the air for the emcee to call out. When it reached a dollar level that my wife consented to, I held up my paddle and screamed “UP THE IRONS”. I suspect maybe ten people other than the roadies got the reference.
Niiiice, devil boy.
Also, what week is this? The filling in on open threads is not this coming week, right? But the next?
I tried to tell you to remind me….lol.
Correct.