Your “Generic” Saturday Evening Open Thread

I hope BeerGuyRob’s ass is OK.  And this is a selfish proclamation.  Let me explain.

Due to Rob’s ass problems, this is my third open thread of the week.  And already I’m out of ideas.  I don’t know how that magnificent bastard does it.

I’m sitting here right now trying to figure out some cute little theme or catch phrase to tie tonight’s open thread together.  I’ve read the real news, the fake news, and the sports news; I’ve also watched some porn watched some funny cat videos and yet nothing is coming to me.

So hey, I say to myself…why should I beat myself up and try to force an issue.  If there’s nothing, there’s nothing.  Sometimes, we must put up with lesser quality.

Sorry, time for lunch….brb.

Yummmmm….that’s good eatin’.  So what if it’s a little crunchy?  And so what if tomorrow, the bathroom will be an adventure?

Dessert?  You bet…..

Sometimes, good enough is good enough.

Then again, sometimes it’s not.

YMMV

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NHL

There’s Hockey tonight.  Thank goodness.

• Game Three – Pens @ Preds, 8pm, NBCSN (PIT 2-0)

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NBA

There’s no NBA tonight.  Thank God.

• Game Two – Cavs @ Warriors, Sunday June 4, 8pm, ABC (GSW 1-0)

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MLB

There’s always MLB.  Thank  you, Satan….

Standings

Saturday Slate

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NCAA Baseball

…just because.

Yay for Davidson.  Speaking of which, does Mr. Curry even remember from where he came?  No, no….it’s doubtful.  Hell, maybe we can get Dell in on the panel too.  Because that would make it even more boring and shitty.

But suck it anyway, U*NC.  Cheating fuckers.  With a little luck, you’ll be out of the tourney before the day is done.  May you never win another sportsball event.

Yeah right….and if you pull my dick just right, it plays Jingle Bells.

Also, I made that *NC image above…like no shit, that’s a tWBS photoshop original from years ago….of course I made it while I was associated with a particular NC State website, a site with which I am now persona non grata…..but on purpose, fwiw….hehehehe, fuck those guys.

Except for King Hippo, of course…..

(That’s a burning bridge, btw)

((Shit…looks like those baby blue pricks are gonna send Michigan home early))

(((Dammit!!!!!)))

Elsewhere, NC State pulled one out dey ass last night and now stands a puncher’s chance of making it to the Super Regionals.  Big frigging deal.  Will wonders never fucking cease?

Frigging baseball, man.

Do any of you even know what the Super Regionals is?  Yeah I thought not.  Let’s call it the NCAA Baseball equivalent of the “Sweet Sixteen”.   Because like literally….that’s what it is.

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Alright, that’s it.  It’s not Friday so I don’t have to go mine the interwebz for photos of half naked wimminz.

No, it’s time to make some dinner…..

Well dangit.  Maybe a drink and a smoke, instead….?

Well, shit.

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Fine.  To hell with it.  Literally.

Time to embrace both beer and Satan….

Now we’re talking.  Hells yeahs!!!!!!!!

True story…I still have a Back In Black t-shirt from that tour.  The concert date happened to be a few days before Xmas (’83?) and as they opened with this song, Demonic Santa was tossing t-shirts into the crowd.

STFU….I didn’t say it was something of which to be proud.  Just that it was something.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sUXMzkh-jI

And Brian Johnson isn’t lesser than Bon Scott.  He’s just different.  Separate but equal, of sorts.

(Don’t say 3/5’s…..Don’t say 3/5’s)

And yes, I may have reached out to a certain Aussie native, who may or may not be a Nazi, and rubbed the current ladder in a little.  So to speak.  Hey, I never claimed to not be a whiny and petty bitch.  In fact I’ve always been very honest and vocal about the fact that I AM a whiny and petty bitch.  It’s as if you don’t know me anymore.  Meh.  So sue me…

But thank goodness, I have not heard back.  Small favors.  Fuck her and the Swans….

Meh, screw it at this point……

So who else we got from down under…..?

Wow, Australia is frigging depressing.  Let’s come back to ‘Murrica to round this out, shall we?

Yep, much better.  Now I can stop rambling.  As far as you know.

Speaking of Australia…….

Life sucks.  The sooner we accept that and move on from it….and at least try to make the best of how things are….the happier we are apt to be.

But….and this is important, so pay attention now……

We don’t always see things clearly in the moment.  Sometimes later, if things go right, or maybe wrong, we get our explanations.  Sometimes we don’t.  Whether we want said explanations, or not, is immaterial….

Sometimes….being wrong works out OK.  Sometimes, it works out amazingly well.  So don’t get yourselves too worked up about being wrong about a thing…. or even a person.  It happens.  And it’s not the end of the world.  Usually, at least.

Even if it might feel like it….even if just temporarily.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsOnBz9jSIU

Now, go drink and comment.  What else do you have to do?

Love ya’s.

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