Champions League Final, el finale, el final.

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litre_cola

Loves to use the letter U behind O. Iggles fan, Fulham FC supporter. Bartend as a hobby in Canadia.
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So it has come to this, we have the Old Lady v Blancos for the YUGE trophy, no, the YUGEST trophy in glorious Cardiff Wales! Seriously have you seen the size of this thing? Compared to the World Cup trophy it is a wee bit excessive. Perhaps UEFA has a bit of trophy envy.

I hope he wins again.

When I think of the Champions League Final in Cardiff I think of the NFL giving a Super Bowl to Jacksonville. Cardiff is a grey hole and will be infiltrated by an estimated 200 000 people including fan bases from Turin (gorgeous), and Madrid (stunning) so  let the mocking begin. I will wholeheartedly be supporting Juventus because of Buffon. I have said this before, he is the greatest keeper in the world and he needs to win a Champions League trophy.

He supports my message.

I often compare my hatred for Real Madrid to the Dallas Cowboys, I hate them both so much it’s astounding. Ronaldo is my Irvin/T.O./Dez , any fuckwit coach from either team are assholes at all times, and both fan bases are smug and arrogant. I hate everything about both of those clubs but they consistently beat the clubs I support usually in embarrassing fashion. They both are rich, consistently reload with talent and are think that they can do whatever they want. Real has 5 targets this summer in the transfer season, Lewandoski, Griezmann, De Gea (which was rebuffed by Utd), Mbappe, and Dyabala from Juventus. They will land a couple or three and just reload again and again and again.

Real is loaded or else they wouldn’t be here. They won La Liga again this year but didn’t get their trophy at the finale and some of the players were a bit miffed. This couldn’t have happened to a nicer bunch of guys and anything that makes Ronaldo unhappy gives me pure joy. I will post this new link because it is just so goddamned funny now including a Welshman

The only real question mark for Real this weekend is whether they play Isco or Horseface Bale. I feel that they have to play Isco as Bale is often injured and doesn’t influence the game as he has in the past. Isco’s game is more suited to the silky Spanish League and I see Juventus’ defense similiar to an rough, physical Premier League defence so that is why he hasn’t (at time of writing) been named on the starting 11. HOWEVAH the game is in Cardiff and with Bale being a sheepshagger I have no idea who will start. Real is so deep, and their bench is loaded that you have to give them an advantage in this game. Asensio is the real deal and having fresh legs like that to come off the bench is a huge advantage. Varane and the detestable Ramos at the back are very skilled but Ramos has been known to come in spikes high it would give many people in this world pleasure if that asshat gets sent off.

She seems nice.

Buffon is the best.

Juve’s back 4 are normally rock solid (v Barca) and are going to need to be once again. If their form holds it gives Dani Alves room to be sneaky up the side of the pitch. Ballsofsteelandfury wrote his 25 questions concerning this individual please read and then answer the damn questions would you?. The back end will have to be at their best to fend off Ronaldo, Benzema, Modric etc. Juventus has to push up the sides and fire in crosses to Higuain and Dybala for their offense to be effective. Higuain can hold up play from the offensive midfield and wait for the rest of the lads to flood up field if need be but having crosses fly in is more their style.

I will be supporting them at the footy pub tomorrow morning but sadly I just that they lack the overall talent to beat Madrid. If their back four can stay strong, not make any stupid fouls they definitely could get one.

 

Prediction Jerks 2 Juventus 1.

 

In closing, a Deadspin item, I ask you if they will teach park goers how to evade taxes?

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A pugs best friend. Loves to use the letter U behind O. Iggles fan, Fulham FC supporter. Bartend as a hobby in Canadia.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Romonobyl
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You know my favorite part of any thread with the slightest Latin flair?
TELEMUNDO WEATHER BABES!!!!!!!

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Bloody Lethal
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Bloody Lethal

Sous Vide cooker thing: Do I buy one?

ballsofsteelandfury
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I’d say all the question during Sunday Gravy. Personally, I’ve never used one, but I have an entire cookbook devoted to it.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Romonobyl
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Holy Crap! I had a Buick in 1972 that had smaller hubcaps than those pokies.

Bloody Lethal
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Bloody Lethal

Wakezilla
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It’s always interesting to see how North Americans evaluate GOAT players in soccer versus Europeans. North Americans wrongly base it on World Cup wins whereas Europeans correctly base it on Champions league and club lead accomplishments.

yeah right
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Got some early prep work for tomorrow out of the way. Done my grocery shopping and now I’m gonna grab some Cuban food and a shitload of beers and just chill the fuck out for the day.
Cheers!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Wakezilla
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Love Cuban food. Not resort Cuban food, which is basically Russian roulette with food poisoning, but, authentic Cuban food

yeah right
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Same. I had some lechon and some papas rellenas. Fucking awesome.

Romonobyl
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And they’ve officially mastered the pressed sandwich.

ballsofsteelandfury
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Truly, Real Madrid is the best team in the world.

ballsofsteelandfury
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Wakezilla
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She seems friendly

Wakezilla
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She famous?

ballsofsteelandfury
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On Twitter, I think.

ballsofsteelandfury
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theeWeeBabySeamus
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She seems perfect insane level for tWBS.
/shit, stab wound

ballsofsteelandfury
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It’s decided:

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Bloody Lethal
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Bloody Lethal

Don’t mean to hijack your thread but…

(laughs at Cardinals fans)

Inanimate Carbon Rod Marinelli
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lololololol

King Hippo
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sheeeeeeiiiiit, did somebody say 2-1??

ballsofsteelandfury
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NOAP!

scotchnaut
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“Deflection? That’s my favorite type of goal.” -Sean Spicer

King Hippo
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oh, it would have been a sad thing listening to this Southern fella (who DID have 2 years of espanol) try to pronounce “Higuain” – I wasn’t in the goddamned ballpark.

theeWeeBabySeamus
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King Hippo
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3-1, Most Glorious el beisbol Cardinals! Fuck off, Jon Lester

King Hippo
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What. A. Goal!!!

ballsofsteelandfury
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Unbelievable. Nothing Navas could have done.

King Hippo
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Pretty neat strategy, deciding to run right at Real, too. Figuring they will get theirs regardless, if you sit back, you’ll just slowly die. So might as well leave it all on the pitch.

Not unlike how NC State came out punching against Houston in the 1983 title game, when everyone expected us to hold the ball.

theeWeeBabySeamus
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If you think we’re gonna go out, in front of the whole country, and hold the ball….Fuck You

– JTV

King Hippo
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Funny thing is, HOU was so surprised, if State could have thrown the ball in the ocean (too much endorphins), we woulda been up 15-20 before they would have woken up…

theeWeeBabySeamus
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Yeah. Thank Christ they sucked as much as us in the first half.

And the second too, for that matter.

King Hippo
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well, that’s that

ballsofsteelandfury
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Yup. Game over. I don’t see how Juve scores one without first giving up another.

King Hippo
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Damn, that’s some heavy pressure early. All Juve.

King Hippo
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Methinks Dybala is good enough for Juve to pull this shit off. If’n they score first…

King Hippo
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replacement suggestion:

scotchnaut
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That is a great tune.

King Hippo
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the Black-Eyed Peas? Fuck right off, Lesser Footy

ballsofsteelandfury
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I need some of your drugs.

AND WHERE THE HELL ARE THE FERGIE TITTIES?

King Hippo
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#saggin’

King Hippo
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Most Glorious el beisbol Cardinals on home laptop, DFO on work laptop (they know I a degenerate). Tim McCarver announcing? Yep, Fox on the teevee box wins the sound nomination!

ballsofsteelandfury
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You should watch the Spanish version on Fox Sports Deportes. The sound modulation in the announcers’ voices will tell you when you pay attention.

King Hippo
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given my pill ingestion, es bueno idea

King Hippo
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GREAT writeup. In praise, I offer a great new tune that could NEVAR be used to describe Juve’s XI:

BrettFavresColonoscopy
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What’s the proper etiquette for really loud sex in the next hotel room? Clap when they’re finished?

ballsofsteelandfury
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YES

Fronkenshteen
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Equally loud masturbation. THEN applause.

King Hippo
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“Lucky Pierre in 204, oui??”

Senor Weaselo
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Clean-up before applause, I assume?

Fronkenshteen
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“Hello, housekeeping?”

Senor Weaselo
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I think my British friend liked her time at school in Cardiff, but yes, they all laughed at the part in the Messiah where the chorus (I think) sings “All we, like sheep.” And the Welsh anthem is pretty killer too. And they have a dragon on their flag. So they got that going for them.

Don’t have a personal dog but the cugini all root for Juve, so go family rooting interests!

Brick Meathook
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Brick Meathook

Two weeks ago I was at a used camera show at an Elks club in California and today I’m at a used camera show at a Moose lodge in Virginia.

If comic conventions are full of young dorks, camera shows are full of old dorks. Except for me, of course.

Fronkenshteen
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Where in Virginia?

Brick Meathook
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Brick Meathook

Centreville!

Fronkenshteen
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Wifey had to go to a paintball team building exercise this morning, and I got my butt kicked all night on the grill. So I’m out here filling the kiddie pool for young Filbert and communing with the wasps and carpenter bees with my eyes half open. I’ve activated coffee & Blue Dream. Can’t wait to start drinking….

Don T
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I don’t think Juve would allow 2.
Fuck it; 2-0 Spain Patriots lose. Here’s Sergio Ramos dropping the Copa del Rey

ballsofsteelandfury
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ballsofsteelandfury
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I have the same expectation as you. I’d like certain players on Juve to win, but I think Real is too loaded. The Juve defence is unreal, though. I think they’ve only gotten scored on a couple of times in all of Champions league elimination play. If they can somehow hold Real to zero or even just one goal, they’ve got a chance.

Unsurprised
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Unsurprised
Senor Weaselo
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Ball hit the wall before she did, that’s an out which means she gets pegged again!
/Dammit phrasing now elementary school kids can’t have nice things!

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