NFL News:
- Tom Brady really hopes the Patriots are the ones who get to play the NFL’s first regular season game in China.
- Which is convenient, since most DFO Commentists want him to spend some time next door in North Korea.
- Jason Taylor has asked Jimmy Johnson to induct him into the Hall of Fame.
- Eric Decker loves being in Tennessee; his wife Jessie James loves it more.
- Michael Oher still hasn’t received concussion clearance to return to work.
- something something his blind spot.
- Vince Young has torn a hamstring, and thus been cut from the Roughriders.
Finally, today’s SCOTUS ruling in favour of The Slants has lateral good news for the [Redacteds] and their trademark case.
- The justices ruled that the 71-year-old trademark law barring disparaging terms infringes free speech rights.
- it closes a case that started in 2011, when the band tried to trademark their name, but were denied by the Patent & Trademark Office because the term was deemed offensive.
- The Washington Post has a blog outlining how this will benefit the [*Redacted] s going forward.
- It should also help the Indians, Chiefs & Braves as well.
You can read the decision here, if so inclined.
Tonight’s sports:
- Baseball:
- MLB:
- Blue Jays at Rangers – 8:00PM | Sportsnet
- Bautista vs Odor II
- Tigers at Mariners – 10:00PM | ESPN / TSN
- Blue Jays at Rangers – 8:00PM | Sportsnet
- College:
- Oregon State vs. LSU – 7:00PM | ESPN
- MLB:
- WWE:
- Monday Night Raw – 8:00PM | USA / Sportsnet360
- International Rugby:
- British/Irish Lions vs. Chiefs – Tueday 3:35AM | TSN2
Thanks for covering the Sunday thread, Seamus. THE DOG STOPPED SHITTING!
Is that….? Can’t be.
14 seconds?
I tried to fix it originally, but that comment made me laugh so I kept it as is.
Why is the dog wearing an argyle-ish sweater? Maybe that’s why the cat is pissed. Maybe he wants a sweater too!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3P-K4LnGmUo
A nine pound cat drives up to a fifty pound dog wearing a sweater and smacks it in the head.
and then the bartender says “I don’t think that’s a penis, Henry.”
*Could be mixing jokes here.
Also; THAT’S THE SHEAR POWWER OF THE ROOMBA! GONNA RUMBA IN THE JUNGA!!
OOOOOOK!
He be rollin’, they be hatin’.
Repeat for the late crowd.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Celebs/comments/1m1x0b/salma_hayek_nsfw_compilation_xpost/
I spent waaaaaaay too much time on that link.
*Actual wanking motion, not dismissive wanking motion.
So apparently the good Lord Helix doesn’t want me to have an undinged windshield because I got a small one driving home from playing a solid 7-hour wedding. Do I have to replace it? No. Am I irked and/or miffed? Fuck yeah I am!
It’s not a surprise that the only penalty was on Vontaze Burfict for making late contact with the QB.
http://i.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/tom-hanks-bachelor-party-dancing.gif
‘member the old days when you didn’t have to have the ‘s’? ‘MEMBER??
Booooo
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Ya damn Dextromethorphan showoff!!!!!!!!!
Not secure in its own gifness, maybe needs some affirmation of so that it can be a proud gif. A gif that takes charge and can gif without self-doubt. A gif that is comfortable in its own animation.
Or I could take 15 seconds tripping my ass off and find a working one
Son of a bitch!!!!!!!!!!!
EDIT: Yay foar edit button.
Yes, that is what reality looks like for me right now
Tripping (low rent version) and watching Rick and Morty is pretty awesome
Damn you tWBS!
Hehehehe…..like I’ve never heard that before.
Great movie and I will fight anyone who disagrees.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2BU-vG-578
It was great in it’s terribleness. One of the best boner killer scenes in cinematic history.
Ummmmm….Duly Noted.
http://whysoblu.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/bachelor-party-whysoblu-1-e1401130910963.jpg
They said the horse was OK….. I am not so sure.
Tawny Kitaen before the partying took its toll.
It was miserably hot and humid today. It reminded me of summers in D.C. and I just wished I had a pool.
Sweaty. Sooo sweaty.
Just dripping wet.
My new favorite topping.
How the fuck we doing, boys?
Just for a second there I thought Rougned and the Dirt Cowboys were gonna play The Feud with the Dirt Argos … again!
So my brother has been told to watch Rick and Morty by a bunch of people but he never dove in. I told him to watch today and since we have similar tastes in shows he actually might/probably will. My question is what ep should I give to him as a trial run to really get him hooked sooner?
I’m trying to think of which one switched me from hating it to loving it, and I think it may be the bottle episode with the psychic parasites.
But mostly it was the compilations on Youtube.
Mr Meseeks is pretty fucking weird but awesome, though I really love the marriage counseling one.
Schwifty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1188GO4p1E
Let me know as I too have been waiting on sampling.
Auto Erotic Assimilation is one of my favs.
He was asking about Rick and Morty
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!
I thought it was just something to do with his planes engine. Good old Choke and Stroke.
Fuck all of you…or something less aggressive….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ElbUx6lFtY
Come on; BFC’s was funny. Plus I was never run over during auto erot…….. never mind.
Wait, weird orgies?
Fuck!
A real power bottom