INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY
TRENT GREEN sits in front of a microphone, glancing around the room with some trepidation, taking in his surroundings. He reaches up, feeling a set of headphones covering his ears. He glances up to see the PRODUCER tapping on the glass of the studio window.
PRODUCER: [through headphones] Okay, we’ve got our first caller on line 1. I’m putting him through.
CALLER: Hi Trent!
TRENT: [neutral, but friendly enough] Hi.
A brief pause.
CALLER: Am I on the air?
TRENT: [notices the PRODUCER frantically nodding] You sure are!
CALLER: So I was hoping you could play a song for me.
TRENT: Well, I’m not in the business of saying no…
CALLER: But I’m a little confused about the theme. I gotta be honest, the intro was kind of cryptic.
TRENT: Mmm, let’s say abstract. But hey, let’s try this. How about you explain what your take is on the theme? There’s no wrong answer.
CALLER: Uh, sure. So you were talking about writing things down, and remembering things, and mentioned Proust, so I took it to mean that this week’s theme is songs about memory and the passage of time.
TRENT: Hey, that’s great! I like it, I really do. So what can I play for you this fine Sunday morning?
CALLER: Tuesday afternoon.
TRENT: From Days of Future Past? Sure, you bet, Moody Blues are a great band…
CALLER: No, I mean it’s actually Tuesday afternoon. Right now.
TRENT: Ha ha, sure, sure. Of course it is. I’m so used to doing the games for CBS it’s kind of automatic. You didn’t call to talk about football, did you?
CALLER: Uh, no, not really. Was just hoping to hear a song.
TRENT: [sees that he is getting a double thumbs up from the PRODUCER] Well, looks like the segment producer says it’s okay, so let’s do it. What can I play for you?
CALLER: Let’s go with a little “Younger Us” by the Japandroids?
TRENT: Can do. Let there be rock.
I feel shame that it took me this long to think of this one.
Memories and Time? Check….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0Pt7M0weUI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2ewnh-9JPE
How is it that season 3 of Arrested Development is so much better than the first two, which were also great?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVOGb27fWBU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yilbFhcExa8
That’s right, bitches. Belated Cranberries Triple….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHoHIL2ABVQ
Quadruple it? QUADRUPLE IT!!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8I4atCznldk
Can we quintuple it? Yes. Yes, we can.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FaK7QUnxUg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NXnxTNIWkc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EHIpDcZvB0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnExahMPPFI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFNbTdLfBwQ
This is open to interpretation, so…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0f26hMsV_Ic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oe9VB8t3m2w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p00v9ZFhWJM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boeZOAX_dwY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ff0oWESdmH0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blwc8myYLWA
Wasn’t til just a few years ago that I learned this is a remake. Written by Bacharach, of course.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eCh3y5VROM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haWRUpPw_tI
This feels obligatory…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeiFF0gvqcc
– a twelve-year old boy, when told that sleeping in Michael’s room is “optional” during their sleepover.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbO3hGrotRk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d22CiKMPpaY
Well, looks like it’s up to me to ruin everyone’s day again:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSz16ngdsG0
Voting Error?!?!?!?!? DAAAAAADDDDD!!!
You trying to downvote me? Tough but fair.
For just 50 cents a day you can save abused puppies.
“How much if I want to abuse them?”
– Michael Vick no wait that’s played out make it Ishmael Zamora
/thank you SO much for bringing him in as a UDFA, Oakland. Doesn’t put my loyalty to the test AT ALL.
At least he’s a patriot, unlike Kaep.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlKJiZ8ymM4
Redneck Doubleshot in the hizzy….wait, rednecks don’t say “hizzy”.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCfWmNJt4D4
TRIPLE!!!!! (foar rednecks, that’s the middle toe)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCfWmNJt4D4
Shit, I didn’t stick around long enough earlier to see I’d screwed that right the hell up…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2HRrjpiM7Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPnBrK6D26g