It may be opening weekend but the hate around this place is in midseason form. Seriously, I’m not used to grimacing this hard until Week 6. Oh well, #globalwarming, right?
No matter. We’ll see you Tuesday for some full-speed Week 1 Quotables action.
2017 Quotables – Preseason (Results)
“So, where can I get a bottle of that LA Ripple.”
-J. Tomsula
So either Cromartie has some super-sperm, or me thinks someone should be having a pregnancy
test.
Other dudes…..
He’d have quite the lawsuit if they were his, non?
Woooooooooo!! Look at me, ma! I’m somebody!
Okay, I’m not going to end up posting the same gifs like 100 times. So let me just direct you to the album:
https://gfycat.com/@unsurprised/albums/dfo_2017_quotables_-_preseason
Additionally, here are the gifs I made of last night’s season opener. I kind of regret bouncing and not getting to watch DFO react to the P*ts eat Andy Reid’s shit live.
https://gfycat.com/@unsurprised/albums/dfo_2017_quotables_-_season_opener_kc_vs_ne
Finally, here are ALL QUOTABLES (So far)
https://gfycat.com/@unsurprised/albums/all_quotables
Truly, you’re doing the pantheon of DFO gods’ work, Unsurprised.
Thanks
It was REAL and it was GLORIOUS
Well done everyone!
My God, the Tyler Clementi comment…I don’t know whether to laugh or cry.
Pictured- nomonkey…
and your all coming with me, you know you laughed
http://getshitdone.info/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/il_570xN.297637742.jpg
Yeah, I think Tyler Clementi was a bit confused on certain issues too.
I meant to DM you to email me so I could make these into gifs for this post.
Next time we’ll be ready. I’ll get to making gifs in a bit.
Oh thanks. I didn’t want to be tasking you with the nuts and bolts work especially with you creating during last nights game.
It’s all good.
I’m like Nikki Minaj with my features… also I have a fat ass