2017 Quotables – Preseason (Results)

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I sat on a jury years ago, 2nd degree attempted murder case. One day the defendant wore sneakers with his suit to court. It was that day I knew he was guilty.
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It may be opening weekend but the hate around this place is in midseason form. Seriously, I’m not used to grimacing this hard until Week 6. Oh well, #globalwarming, right?

No matter. We’ll see you Tuesday for some full-speed Week 1 Quotables action.


“Pretty brave to wear white pants for a team known for shitting themselves in the big moment.” -LemonJello

“I haven’t seen a Meredith end up in tears like that since that episode of Family Ties when Alex got hooked on amphetamines.” -Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Pictured here is the feared LA Ripple.” -Game Time Decision feat. Duchess

“HA FUCKING HA” -Unsurprised

“‘Can’t do that from your knees, Kap!’ –Jerry Jones ‘“Since when do you call me ‘Kap’?’ –Girl sucking Jerry Jones’s cock” -BrettFavresColonoscopy

“Haven’t seen a white man fool a Redskin that badly since John Rolfe said, ‘Don’t worry, it’ll just be the tip.'” -SonOfSpam

“Getting a pick six is almost as tough as counting to six these days.” -Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

“The last Rutgers student to hit anything that hard was Tyler Clementi.” -nomonkeyfun
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I sat on a jury years ago, 2nd degree attempted murder case. One day the defendant wore sneakers with his suit to court. It was that day I knew he was guilty.

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LemonJello
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LemonJello

“So, where can I get a bottle of that LA Ripple.”
-J. Tomsula

nomonkeyfun
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So either Cromartie has some super-sperm, or me thinks someone should be having a pregnancy
test.

Wakezilla
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He’d have quite the lawsuit if they were his, non?

LemonJello
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LemonJello

Woooooooooo!! Look at me, ma! I’m somebody!
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Unsurprised
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Okay, I’m not going to end up posting the same gifs like 100 times. So let me just direct you to the album:

https://gfycat.com/@unsurprised/albums/dfo_2017_quotables_-_preseason

Additionally, here are the gifs I made of last night’s season opener. I kind of regret bouncing and not getting to watch DFO react to the P*ts eat Andy Reid’s shit live.

https://gfycat.com/@unsurprised/albums/dfo_2017_quotables_-_season_opener_kc_vs_ne

Finally, here are ALL QUOTABLES (So far)

https://gfycat.com/@unsurprised/albums/all_quotables

LemonJello
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LemonJello

Truly, you’re doing the pantheon of DFO gods’ work, Unsurprised.

Unsurprised
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Unsurprised

Thanks

King Hippo
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It was REAL and it was GLORIOUS

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ballsofsteelandfury
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Well done everyone!

Horatio Cornblower
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My God, the Tyler Clementi comment…I don’t know whether to laugh or cry.

nomonkeyfun
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Pictured- nomonkey…
and your all coming with me, you know you laughed
http://getshitdone.info/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/il_570xN.297637742.jpg

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
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Yeah, I think Tyler Clementi was a bit confused on certain issues too.

Unsurprised
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Unsurprised

I meant to DM you to email me so I could make these into gifs for this post.

Next time we’ll be ready. I’ll get to making gifs in a bit.

Duchess
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I’m like Nikki Minaj with my features… also I have a fat ass

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