That’s one game under our respective onion belts. Let’s have more of this shall we? TO THE GAMES!
DEN/BUF: If the Broncs can shut down the Zeke-ster they shouldn’t have a problem with the Real McCoy should they? Fans of Denver worry about this being a ‘trap game’ but I don’t see it. Sure it was ugly but the Bills held the Panthers to only 9 points last week. Look for the league’s 2nd leading tackler, lb Ramon Humber (who?) to stick his nose in C.J. Anderson’s face.
N.O./CAR: As our own King Hippo has pointed out, qb Cam’s shoulder is nowhere near healed and this week he’s listed as questionable. If he can throw it more than ten yards he should get the win because the Saints secondary has been hot garbage ever since that Super Bowl win oh so many years ago.
PIT/CHI: Forecast: A steady rain of “WE WANT TRUTH BISCUIT!” will fall from the stands as the Bears get slowly eviscerated by the Steelers.
ATL/DET: Here’s my pick for the highest-scoring game of the one o’clock spot. Lions qb Tubby McFatterson does just enough to lose (late 4th quater pick perhaps?) a close one at home is the prediction here.
CLE/IND: WARNING: Watching this tilt puts you at an elevated risk of contracting eye-AIDS. The loser of this game is relegated to the CFL.
TB/MIN: The Bucs are still waiting on Doug Martin to return but seem to be doing okay with the trio of Sims, Barber and Rodgers splitting the work. Vikes star cb Rhodes gets a healthy helping of the near unstoppable Mike Evans this week.
HOU/NE: How about another home loss for the Pats? A guy can dream, can’t he? Stupid New England will get the usual mismatches in the passing game that they always do and will keep the Texans D off-balance. Ho hum.
MIA/NYJ: The Jets latest “longest year ever” continues. All is not extraordinarily bleak however. Wr Kearse, the afterthought that was thrown into the ‘get rid of Richardson’ deal, has caught 11 of his 15 targets and has 2 TD’s so far. Along with next year’s high draft pick the Jetskis also have a ton of cap space with which to trick/lure free agents into coming on board.
NYG/PHI: Goddamn it, I wish the Giants had a qb along the lines of Carson Wentz! HC McAdoo will continue to call all the offensive plays that the dreadful O-line won’t be able to execute. The End.
Get at it, lovelies.
I keep hearing “Carebear” whenever CBS talks about the Texans kicker. Imaginary character for an imaginary team. Seems fitting.
Antonio Brown is a beast
Gotta give it to them for having their eyes on the balls
Go Dolphins!
Blizzard makes some good ass cutscenes/canvases for parody dongs
I wouldn’t put it past clay matthews to kick a dog. just has that look about him
…..c’mon bears, get another take away
Fish and chips or Curry? See? I learned something from the London experience.
Eli’s first INT of the game is right on time. It’s like he’s the Mussolini of quarterbacks.
Jesse James is the white TE steelers fans have been waiting for
“Tight”
As if the employee has any bargaining power.
It’s nice when your friend’s mom makes you feel at home.
“Ted Cruz Approved”
You have Ballsys attention
Parking in the rear.
One season pass, please.
LeGarrette Blunt? Unsportsmanlike? Why I never?!
This was the only way to get FOX news to cover sports.
Robert Kraft has changed into an identical rich-guy shirt w/o sweat stains.
Dude looked like he was under investigation by the IRS
I hate every pretty person.
….even me?
Sure, why not?
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Clowney also got a nice knee in to Brady’s head on that sack. Which I’m sure only Gisele will admit to.
Eagle ball is going to be placed on the 1 macrometer.
CLE/IND is now a game…?!?!
By the look of that smile, she’s game as well.
Have we gone Full-Eli yet? I’ve learned not to watch that spectacle with the naked eye.
They’re doing a hurry-up thingy to mask the myriad problems on O.
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some randy savage glasses will take care of that
The guy next to me at the bar is nonsarcastically praising Glennon
O/U BAC: 0.08
Oh take the over.
gannon didn’t look that bad in week 1 all things considered
I would take current Rich Gannon over current Mike Glennon
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Ganon, not gannon, stupid autocorrect
Though to be honest, Ganon would be an slight improvement of Glennon.
I definately think the only way I could attack the towering glennon is a master sword strike to the nads
Pretty early to be that wasted.
I think he spiked his beer with Koolaid
Moar liek Krokodil…
lol
Clowney doing Clowney things
Packed in a car with a whole bunch of other clowneys?
Look at his shoes!!
Oh?
I see the Giants Missed Tackle Express has left the station.
I have to go to Thunder Bay in 10 days. Any recommendations?
Murder-suicide.
Who should I suicide? ….hey! Wait a second…
Stare at Lake Superior?
Can you have a pallet of beer delivered to your room there?
Apparently all the liquor and beer stores have concrete pillars in front of the entrances because guys driving their pickup trucks through the windows and making off with the merchandise WAS BECOMING A BIG PROBLEM.
Maybe they shouldn’t be so goddamned closed so often, then.
This wasn’t worth waking up for.
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Love this no pass offense for the Bears.
Lexi Belle: Cool as hell:
IS THAT COFFEE?!?!
Porn Stars! They’re just like us!
WAIT; I DON’T HAVE NAKED FRIENDS LIKE THAT HANGING OUT!
Any chick that can defy gravity has to be pretty cool.
She looks different.
clots did a thing…???
Curve-tacular!
Alright, I have to go pick up my offspring from the in-laws. I’ll be out of touch until later. Go Stillers. Get drunk for me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6tUSo7BaDQ
Will do!
I’d be shocked if Big Ben isn’t at least tipsy right now.
Deshaun Watson > Drew Brees
Lookit Black HODOR!!
Make Hodor great again?
“listen, we will be favoring the steelers as much as we can, but we can’t be obvious about it
My favorite Mike Tomlin thing is when he aggressively blinks in disbelief/anger.
he’s really good at that
Gentlemen and lady/ladies. Just settled in at a Bears bar in Colorado and am surprised by the numbers… especially the score.
Closest Referee: No flag.
Referee 50-yards away: Flag.
BLEERGH: Pleased.
BLEERGH just fainted.
moar flags to help the steelers win
boston gonna boston
https://twitter.com/sppeoples/status/911999246311809024
Moose – I cut McManus so his kicks would go back to “straight down the gooch”
YOU’RE WELCOME
wait, so now shanknor shows up? makes sense, steelers bias and such
Fuck Conor Barth.
Our fickle goddess, SHAN’KHLOR, makes her appearance in Chicago.
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“Man the torpedo tits!”
I remember hearing Grandpa yell that from his and Grandma’s bedroom late at night. I used to think it was nightmare from his war days, then I figured it out.
+1 Surigao Strait
BARTH!
The Steelers have only won one game in 12 tries against the Bears in Chicago.
/the more you know star shoots by
John Fox winks sexily
I’m fully erect right now
Time for that patented road loss to a crap team that keeps the Stillers out of a first-round bye!
I heard a stat this week, that Tomlin is a whopping 6-10 in road games when favored by a touchdown or more. That’s not against the spread; that’s the actual win/loss.
Jenkins with a Dawkins-esque stop and celebration
stuck with cle/ind, so already hitting the booze…and now the babes
If I could like this more, I wood.
Yep, I’ll take curves over corners any day.
you missed our late night WASP discussion last night ,, smgdh