NFL News:
- Different day, different angry owner: John Mara said the Giants will address Odell Beckham’s dog-peeing TD celebration.
- Reminder: his niece is my future ex-wife, Kate Mara.
- The CFL has ruled that Johnny Manziel cannot play in 2017.
- Manziel said: “I recently had a really positive meeting with Commissioner Ambrosie and welcomed the chance for us to get to know each other and have an in-depth talk about a possible future with the CFL.
- The League has not published a rationale behind their decision, but the apparent rationale is that there’s only 5 weeks – and four games – left in the season.
- They have also extended Hamilton’s rights ownership to the end of the season, should they want to sign him for 2018.
- But Kaep’s still available!
- Peyton Manning is allegedly preparing for a Senate run in Tennessee.
- No official word, or knowledge of his party affiliation.
- The “Omaha!” says Republican, but the pre-existing macrocephaly says Democrat.
- No official word, or knowledge of his party affiliation.
- Latest rumours are that Justin Timberlake is your Super Bowl LII halftime performer.
- It will mark 13 years since his last appearance. ‘Member?
- A wistful read comes from The Ringer, which has “an appreciation” on Darren Sproles.
- Fun fact: he was in the same draft class as Frank Gore (2003).
Finally, your daily anthem-pocalypse update:
- DirecTV is offering Sunday Ticket refunds to people wanting to cancel in protest of the protests.
- The Ravens’ anthem singer, Joey Odoms, resigned due to “fans who attack players for protesting, (a right in which I fought to defend) but are simply not interested in understanding why, is the reason I am resigning.”
- Peter King’s Word Buffet has a collection of letters fans wrote to teams, with his site cc’d. He includes at the head the one written to Dan Rooney which prompted his response yesterday.
- The fire chief who N-bombed Mike Tomlin has resigned from his position.
Tonight’s sports:
- MLB:
- Cubs at Cardinals – 7:00PM | ESPN / TSN2
- Blue Jays at Red Sox – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
- Padres at Dodgers – 10:00PM | ESPN / TSN2
- MLS:
- Montreal vs. NYCFC – 7:30PM | TSN
- Seattle vs. Whitecaps FC – 10:30PM | TSN
Reminder: hockey season starts next week. Can the Penguins threepeat?
PROVE ME WRONG, NHL!
Thinking about that fire chief, I’m now 100% convinced that jerking off every soldier, cop, and firefighter for decades, but to a whole new level since 9/11, has turned alll of them into utter shit heads.
Sez u
That’s called diversionary things, like jobs or a social life.
Great timing, Tim Horton’s. Syd Crosby being nice to a black guy, only for it to be revealed a dream is rather fitting.
“The League has not published a rationale behind their decision”
It’s called the, we feel really stupid letting Hamilton hire a guy cover up a gang rape, so we better not let Hamilton bring in a woman beater this season, decision.
I’m smoking this J thinking like, you’ve gotta make mmj recreational. You got people handling this ‘medication’ — before it’s ever packaged– who are, what, making $16/hr and have like four hours of training? It seems like primed for some kind of problem batch or whatever. The kind of thing that you never want with meds but, recreational drugs, whatever.
Move to Oregon. Construction is booming and the bubble will never burst!
We visited Oregon in Feb. The weather was rainy, our airbnb was next to like a farm, our soon-to-be extinct Cats got DESTROYED by Oregon as we were the only people there in red, and we ended up walking through a bad part of PDX — we loved it. We didn’t make it out this summer but we’re definitely going to visit next year at a nicer time.
Oh, right. I forgot. We should hang out next time. Maybe I can wrangle some others.
Does the bad part of PDX only have chains? But, you know, since it’s Portland, the chains are, like, Qdoba and Chop’t? Maybe a lone Elevation Burger?
I love Oregon so much, I will not fully boycott America just so I can visit. You could do a lot worse.
That’s why I moved here.
What are we pouring out in honor of Hef? Expired mayo out of a limp container?
A hard squeeze from a KY bottle?
Joel McHale doing the boat captain dance?
So Katherine Heigl is shilling cat litter now. I guess being an insufferable bitch doesn’t pay teh bills.
Why all the Heigl hate?
She didn’t comment on the dick pic I sent her. Obviously lesbian.
Reputation of being a total Khunt aside, she ended up bashing a lot of workers she worked with on sets and then took shots at Judd Apatow for her role in Knocked Up, which made people at #upforwhatever hate her.
She made that commercial a year or two ago. Isn’t she on some sitcom now?
Looks like The Hef has gone to the big Grotto in the sky.
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CRAP FAIL BOURBLE
American Horror Story seems interesting.
It annoys me how much she seems to enjoy going braless, makes a video set in the rain where she wears a bra that is apparently made of iron.