Hey there! It’s your old pal Beerguyrob, back for another Saturday night of kvetchin’ and cavortin’. Did you all enjoy last night’s AFL Grand Final? That was a humdinger, and didn’t finish too late on the west coast, so I was up & ready for Australia vs. South Africa rugby this morning.

Shout-out to don_t: glad you’re back on the grid, buddy.

I’d like to thank my close, personal friend gallon_soda for filling in last week while I was off offending Christians at a dog show & catching a delightful cold in the process. The one thing I forgot to remind him of was to present you the broadcast maps for Sunday. Really, I blame one of the Russians that’s always trying to infiltrate the site for sidelining that message. Better that, I suppose, than having Ramon Mercader open your door. Anyways, courtesy of 506sports.com,

CBS EARLY

█ Anchorage AK  |  █ Fairbanks AK
█ Honolulu HI

I had to look up what a “Spero Dedes” is, because I am unfamiliar with the breed. Turns out, it’s this

and he used to do play-by-play for the Lakers & Knicks. So, no wonder I didn’t recognize him.

CBS LATE

█ Anchorage AK  |  █ Fairbanks AK
█ Honolulu HI

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!1!!1 FUCK YOU, ARIZONA! You get that for ruining Fitty.

Also, Brent Musburger took a run at Tony Romo’s broadcasting style the other day. It came across very much as

FOX SINGLE

█ Anchorage AK  |  █ Fairbanks AK
█ Honolulu HI

*NOTE: Philadelphia-LA Chargers will air in Los Angeles on KCOP My 13.

I can’t wait to hear the crowd reaction in the Eagles second home, the StubHub Center. Stockton’s going to be ‘gifted’ enough batteries for a billion pacemakers.

Canada:

Sunday – 1pm et/10am pt

Bills vs. Falcons (CTV Toronto, CTV Kitchener)
Rams vs. Cowboys (CTV Alberta, CTV Saskatchewan, CTV BC)
Panthers vs. Patriots (CTV, Montreal, CTV Atlantic)
Steelers vs. Ravens (CTV Winnipeg, CTV Ottawa, CTV Northern Ontario)
Lions vs. Vikings (TSN2)

Sunday – 4:05pm et/1:05pm pt

Giants vs. Buccaneers (TSN2)

Sunday – 4:25pm et/1:25pm pt

Raiders vs. Broncos (CTV Network EXCEPT CTV Atlantic, CTV Two Atlantic)

Tonight’s sports:

• NCAA:
  • Mississippi State at Auburn – 6:00PM | ESPN
  • Memphis at Central Florida – 7:00PM | ESPN2
  • Clemson at Virginia Tech – 8:00PM | ABC
  • Oklahoma State at Texas Tech – 8:00PM | FOX
  • Mississippi at Alabama – 9:00PM | ESPN
  • Colorado at UCLA – 10:30PM | ESPN2
  • California at Oregon – 10:30PM \ FS1
  • San Jose State at UNLV – 10:30PM | ESPNU

• CFL:
  • Argonauts vs. Tiger-Cats – 6:30PM | TSN
  • Blue Bombers vs. Eskimos – 9:30PM | TSN

• MLS:
  • Toronto FC vs. NY Red Bull – 7:00PM | TSN2
  • Sporting KC vs. Whitecaps FC – 9:00PM | TSN2

• NHLX:
  • Red Wings at Leafs – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
  • Oilers at Canucks – 10:00PM | Sportsnet

Other TV:

• SNL: Ryan Gosling / Jay-Z – 11:30ET/8:30PT – NBC / Global
  • Season premiere; live from coast-to-coast

Next Saturday, Canadians get “Hockey Night In Canada” back. IT’S THE MOST….WONDERFUL TIME…OF THE YEAR!!!