Your “Happy, Snappy and Fappy” Thursday Night Football Open Thread

Hey, mirth-makers! So good to see you again. I’m hoping that the vast majority of you are enjoying this short work week like I am. That Monday off is always great. And then starting the week on the Tuesday, half-assing it on Wednesday (I work from home that day-it took me a while to figure out how to do it but it was highly recommended by the likes of some of you folks so I had to), putting in quality time today and finishing up tomorrow makes for a delightful way to bring home the artisan bacon. And then what?-watching football all day Saturday and Sunday. Some may care to do other things like be an integral part of their family, volunteer their time, what have you. Whatever. It takes all kinds, amirite? Listen, obligations come in all kinds of shapes, sizes and flavours-we all know this. As for tonight, the Thursday Football Gods have conjured up a lou-lou. Or maybe just a loo? Shall we break it down a wee bit? Sure. Let’s go…. TO THE GAME!

 

EAGLES/PANTHERS: Look at you, you gorgeous 4-1 squadoos! Very impressive I must say-separating yourself from the dregs of the NFC and everything! We should/might see what the Eagles are really made of tonight. There’s talk among the cynics (primarily godawful Eagles fans) that their record was built on a mound of cupcakes. Looking at their last three wins (over the Cards, Lawnclippers and Giants) there may be some merit to this. My take is that they’re doing something right because they sit third in the league in total offense. They know how to move the ball. Plus they must be motivated to gain even more ground on the 2-2 ‘Dacteds and the [snorts derisively]* 2-3 Cowsquirrels.  The Cam is rounding into his previous NFL MVP shape if one were to look at his last two games-he’s tossed for 300+ yards in each and seems to be over the shoulder trouble that contributed to 5 INT’s to this point. His play has to be spectacular because despite young McCaffrey busting his TD cherry last week the ground game was responsible for a whole 28 yards on 28 carries. I don’t math well but that doesn’t seem very good.

Bust that comment section a new a-hole, buckaroos!

*It’s all that I have left. Just give me this!

 

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Oh man, Cubs win, I survived the night, tomorrow’s gonna be fun

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

I’m sort of here

Senor Weaselo

Did everyone leave?

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

It is fall

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Inanimate Carbon Rod Marinelli

This horrible fucking Hell Game is over but I will still stay up all fucking night.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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WCS

I hate the Cubs, and I’m a Pirates fan. You hate the Penguins, and you’re a Hawks fan. Maestro is a Patriots fan, and we all hate them. Let’s make our own DFO. With Haters. And Blackjack.

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Senor Weaselo

Isn’t that what DFO-Con is?

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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WCS

I’m guessing the Natinals and the Crapitals had are step-children.

Brocky

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Inanimate Carbon Rod Marinelli

/butthole unclenches

/shit flies everywhere

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

But enough about the Ozarks. How was the game?

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Brocky

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Brocky

there are about 13 different spellings of the term “worth” that I’ll accept.

Werth isn’t one of them. fuck this guy

Beerguyrob

Yeah, but his definition is: starts a playoff beard in April. The only guy with as much talent & worse luck is Joe Thornton.

Beerguyrob

Plus, it’s not his fault Emmitt Smith sewed all the jerseys.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Woman getting ticket for wearing bikini on Italian beach (1957).

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Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Illegal coverage (top)?

Brocky

god, so many buttholes are so clenched right now.

when they release, there’s gonna be a title wave of shit stretching from the midwest to the eastern seaboard

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook
Unsurprised
Unsurprised

The Colostomy Belt.

Inanimate Carbon Rod Marinelli

I know all of you have gone to bed but if you love unwatchable fucking tripe YOU HAVE GOT TO SUFFER WITH ME THROUGH THIS CUBS GAME.

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Instant replay ruins everything.

Inanimate Carbon Rod Marinelli

I mean…

/powerdrills own skull

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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WCS

Dodgers in five.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

What does every Baby Boomer politician’s draft status have to do with this?

Beerguyrob

I’m sticking around to watch Dusty Baker turn a one-run loss into a six-run loss.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“I mean…I love tripe…”

– Andy Reid

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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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Do you know what airport that is? That runway looks like a bitch at touchdown.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

I think it’s Manchester England

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

CORRECTION: It’s Birmingham England (BHX)

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WCS

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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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Inanimate Carbon Rod Marinelli

Whoever wins this game will be thunderfucked by the Dodgers.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Whoa! What the hell is this from?

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Sorry; I went Sunny there for a sec. It is from The Shallows.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Which it can’t be that shallow with a fishy that size.

Brocky

as well done as the ridiculous premise of that movie is….. some of the shark cgi is so shit.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I have not seen it, but your impression makes sense for that type of movie.

Brocky

its worth seeing. its a lot better than it has any right to be.

I’ve honestly never like Blake Lively as an actress in any movie until I saw this

Brocky
Brick Meathook
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