HRTN: Moving Day

Beastmode Ate My Baby

Beastmode Ate My Baby

A frequent guest-star on the award-winning seventeenth season of Here Come the Brides as well as Petticoat Junction: The Outlaw Years, Vic Darlington was arrested in Miami for poodle smuggling in 1986.Fleeing to the United States to avoid prosecution, he worked as a delivery boy for Señor Pizza until finding a steady gig as the bassist for the Johnny Zed Power Trio.He currently lives in North Hollywood with his trophy wife, two meerkats and the world’s largest collection of second-hand bowling trophies.
Beastmode Ate My Baby

The scene: The Secret Base on the Island of Doktor Zymm! Specifically, right outside of the secret base, where there’s a yard sale in progress. Ninjas and techs are looking through the variety of toasters, clocks, beakers, centrifuges, weights, televisions… Marc Trestmans Windowless Van is sitting at a table with a glass jar. There’s a surprising amount of cash in the jar. Ballsofsteelandfury and Covalent Blonde come walking up.

Ballsofsteelandfury (shooting a finger gun): Marc! Hey, what’s up?

Covalent Blonde: Yeah, what’s with all this stuff out here? Some of it looks familiar…

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van: Dudes! Like, I heard we were moving, man, so I thought we should like, get rid of some stuff.

Ballsofsteelandfury: Marc…

A ninja comes up, holding a pair of nunchaku.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van: Like, five bucks, man.

The ninja starts to get out his cash, but Covalent Blonde grabs the nunchaku.

Covalent Blonde: Hey! These are mine!

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van: Oh, yeah, like, your stuff has been selling great, CB. Like, your crop tops all sold in the first few minutes and…

Covalent Blonde: Oh, I am getting that stuff back!

Covalent Blonde storms off, still holding the nunchaku. The ninja looks disappointed.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van (to the ninja): Sorry, man.

Ballsofsteelandfury: Marc, we’re not changing locations. We’re just moving our time.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van: We are?

Ballsofsteelandfury: Yeah. We’ve been here every morning, but now we’re moving to afternoons. So instead of being able to find us at here every Friday at 3 am, we’ll be here at 3 pm.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van: So we’re going forward in time?

Ballsofsteelandfury: Well, kind of…

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van (getting up & running off): Woo-hoo! I love time travel, man! I call shotgun in the time machine!

Ballsofsteelandfury (shaking his head): OK, Marc…

To be continued (in 12 hours)…

Beastmode Ate My Baby
Beastmode Ate My Baby
A frequent guest-star on the award-winning seventeenth season of Here Come the Brides as well as Petticoat Junction: The Outlaw Years, Vic Darlington was arrested in Miami for poodle smuggling in 1986. Fleeing to the United States to avoid prosecution, he worked as a delivery boy for Señor Pizza until finding a steady gig as the bassist for the Johnny Zed Power Trio. He currently lives in North Hollywood with his trophy wife, two meerkats and the world's largest collection of second-hand bowling trophies.

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Beerguyrob

I’ve got refreshments.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Oh, fine. Get in, losers.

Spoiler

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nomonkeyfun

I sure hope the time change won’t hurt the ratings, now that it will be competing with Sexy Friday.

#Homicide for Life

theeWeeBabySeamus

I’m more worried about it the other way around.
But as Beastie pointed out to me….I’ve got boobs.

Wait, let me rephrase that….

BrettFavresColonoscopy

So we do or don’t have a full inventory of SPONCH! ?

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

I’m so disappointed that none of the stores immediately around me sell ¡SPONCH! – none I would go into, anyway. And I’m too far away to take a walk over to the Spanish-speaking neighborhoods.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

It’s surprisingly good.

Beerguyrob

You could always upgrade your ride.

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Horatio Cornblower

Really stunned these aren’t going up at 4:20 on Fridays.

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

It’s like, always 4:20 somewhere, man.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Dude.

ballsofsteelandfury

If you thought things were strange NOW….