Your “Money Is Burnin’ A Hole In Your Pocket” Saturday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob

Beerguyrob

A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
Beerguyrob

I hope you are enjoying your weekend. If we can get through it without WWIII starting, I think that’ll be the true victory. And that’s talk I haven’t used since Reagan unveiled the SDI.

Took the doggies to a Bernese Mountain Dog get-together at a lake east of town today.

  

I think they had fun.

Oh – feel free to keep Justin Trudeau if he’s in your country. His idiot finance minister actually contemplated taxing employee discounts against income, before massive public outcry turned them against the idea. Why, they almost wiped out the teenaged workforce in one fell swoop while taking away any incentive to work in the service industry. All Trump’s doing is ending subsidies on health care his voting base depends upon.

Your move, Mexico. Let’s bring NAFTA home!


NFL Broadcast Maps – courtesy 506sports.com.

CBS EARLY


 Anchorage AK  |   Fairbanks AK
 Honolulu HI

New England @ NY Jets Ian Eagle, Dan Fouts
Miami @ Atlanta Greg Gumbel, Trent Green
Cleveland @ Houston Andrew Catalon, James Lofton
NO GAME due to local team at home on FOX

This might be the first time in a while that a Pats-Jets game actually, kinda, sorta matters this late into a season.

 

CBS LATE


 Anchorage AK  |   Fairbanks AK
 Honolulu HI

Pittsburgh @ Kansas City Jim Nantz, Tony Romo
LA Chargers @ Oakland Kevin Harlan, Rich Gannon
NO GAME due to local team at home on FOX

Go home teams!

 

FOX SINGLE


 Anchorage AK  |   Fairbanks AK
 Honolulu HI

Green Bay @ Minnesota Thom Brennaman, Troy Aikman
Chicago @ Baltimore Sam Rosen, Ronde Barber
Detroit @ New Orleans Dan Hellie, Chris Spielman
San Francisco @ Washington Chris Myers, Daryl Johnston
LA Rams @ Jacksonville (LATE) Dick Stockton, Mark Schlereth
Tampa Bay @ Arizona (LATE) Kenny Albert, Charles Davis

Get past the Packers – Vikings game, and there’s a whole lot of garbage. Maybe Detroit-New Orleans could be passable. The Rams-Jags looks like mayo left out in the sun.


Tonight’s sports:

  • MLB:
    • Cubs at Dodgers – 8:00PM | TBS / Sportsnet
  • CFL:
    • Argonauts vs. Eskimos – 7:00PM | TSN
  •  NCAA:
    • Texas A&M at Florida – 7:00PM | ESPN2
    • Arkansas at Alabama – 7:15PM | ESPN / TSN2
    • Ohio State at Nebraska – 7:30PM | FS1
    • Utah at Southern California – 8:00PM | ABC
    • Nevada at Colorado State – 10:15PM | ESPN2
    • Washington at Arizona State – 10:45PM | ESPN / TSN2
    • Oregon at Stanford – 11:00PM | FS1
  • NHL:
    • Leafs at Habs – 7:00PM | CBC / NHLN
    • Hurricanes at Jets – 7:00PM | Sportsnet1
    • Sens at Oilers – 10:00PM | CBC
    • Flames at Canucks – 10:00PM | Sportsnet1

Be sure to tune into the Monday Night open thread, guest hosted by the man Mother Nature & Donald Trump can’t kill, Don T. Make sure to catch up on his hurricane adventures, and stay tuned as one of the truest Titans fans around breaks down the matchup. Mr. Scott?

Beerguyrob
Beerguyrob
A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.

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herodotus450
herodotus450

Winnipeg beats Edmonton!? Not sure what’s more surprising: the result or that those teams might be relevant.
Hockey Talk will continue until morale improves.

Doktor Zymm

Aren’t people up by now? There’s football on at 1 am Singapore time! I want to discuss what I’ll be missing while I’m asleep over central asia dammit!

herodotus450
herodotus450

Sometimes the hookers don’t want to leave smh then your late to comment on the internet

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

F4F Wildcat
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Doktor Zymm

I would love to fly one of those old timey planes made out of balsa wood and canvas. Or any plane, really

herodotus450
herodotus450

Well there’s your problem, it doesn’t have an engine or any wings.

Doktor Zymm

Bannon is on the tv. I picture him trying to be charming and pick up women and it makes my skin crawl.

Unsurprised
Unsurprised
Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Hello all.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Mmmm. Shiny.

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Seriously. God DAMN. I think this is my new fetish.

Doktor Zymm

There’s a whole oil massage on an air mattress fetish thing. Lots of oil. Can’t remember what it’s called, but sounds like you might enjoy.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Senor Weaselo

There’s also a foggy 6 Hours of Fuji Speedway on FS2 with LeMans cars. It’s not the the Green Hell, but it’s something.

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

I’m “allowed” to watch it in 12 minutes. It’s Comcastic!

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Oh cool, I got to tune in just in time to see it end under a red flag.

That’s cool. I didn’t want to see any actual racing anyway.

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

And, instead of letting me go to bed, they’re now threatening to start it with 10 minutes left.

Assholes.

Senor Weaselo

So changing the channel, looks like Monald is getting Mucked up.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

Hey I ate a $20 hamburger tonight. How was it? It tasted like a regular hamburger. But it looked terrific.

WCS

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Unsurprised
Unsurprised

The fucked up part is that there are fast food places here that sell vanilla shakes for $5. Twenty years of inflation is a motherfucker.

Kind of like how Carls Jr’s $6 burger has actually been $6 for at least 5-6 years.

Viva La Tabula Raza
Viva La Tabula Raza

“Classy, Wilkins down there, making sure the injured Washington player is ok.”
Wait, Wilkins is pre-med?

WCS

You Dub’s guy ankle literally asploded.

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Career. Over.

WCS

THAT. WAS. BALLSY.

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

BLOUSES!

blaxabbath

One thing about ASU under Todd Graham — they’re always good with the clock.

WCS
Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Extra Wet MotoGP Action inside

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Dovizioso! What a last lap pass!