I hope you are enjoying your weekend. If we can get through it without WWIII starting, I think that’ll be the true victory. And that’s talk I haven’t used since Reagan unveiled the SDI.
Took the doggies to a Bernese Mountain Dog get-together at a lake east of town today.
I think they had fun.
Oh – feel free to keep Justin Trudeau if he’s in your country. His idiot finance minister actually contemplated taxing employee discounts against income, before massive public outcry turned them against the idea. Why, they almost wiped out the teenaged workforce in one fell swoop while taking away any incentive to work in the service industry. All Trump’s doing is ending subsidies on health care his voting base depends upon.
Your move, Mexico. Let’s bring NAFTA home!
NFL Broadcast Maps – courtesy 506sports.com.
CBS EARLY
█ Anchorage AK | █ Fairbanks AK
█ Honolulu HI
| █ | New England @ NY Jets | Ian Eagle, Dan Fouts |
| █ | Miami @ Atlanta | Greg Gumbel, Trent Green |
| █ | Cleveland @ Houston | Andrew Catalon, James Lofton |
| █ | NO GAME due to local team at home on FOX | |
This might be the first time in a while that a Pats-Jets game actually, kinda, sorta matters this late into a season.
CBS LATE
█ Anchorage AK | █ Fairbanks AK
█ Honolulu HI
| █ | Pittsburgh @ Kansas City | Jim Nantz, Tony Romo |
| █ | LA Chargers @ Oakland | Kevin Harlan, Rich Gannon |
| █ | NO GAME due to local team at home on FOX | |
Go home teams!
FOX SINGLE
█ Anchorage AK | █ Fairbanks AK
█ Honolulu HI
| █ | Green Bay @ Minnesota | Thom Brennaman, Troy Aikman |
| █ | Chicago @ Baltimore | Sam Rosen, Ronde Barber |
| █ | Detroit @ New Orleans | Dan Hellie, Chris Spielman |
| █ | San Francisco @ Washington | Chris Myers, Daryl Johnston |
| █ | LA Rams @ Jacksonville (LATE) | Dick Stockton, Mark Schlereth |
| █ | Tampa Bay @ Arizona (LATE) | Kenny Albert, Charles Davis |
Get past the Packers – Vikings game, and there’s a whole lot of garbage. Maybe Detroit-New Orleans could be passable. The Rams-Jags looks like mayo left out in the sun.
Tonight’s sports:
- MLB:
- Cubs at Dodgers – 8:00PM | TBS / Sportsnet
- CFL:
- Argonauts vs. Eskimos – 7:00PM | TSN
- NCAA:
- Texas A&M at Florida – 7:00PM | ESPN2
- Arkansas at Alabama – 7:15PM | ESPN / TSN2
- Ohio State at Nebraska – 7:30PM | FS1
- Utah at Southern California – 8:00PM | ABC
- Nevada at Colorado State – 10:15PM | ESPN2
- Washington at Arizona State – 10:45PM | ESPN / TSN2
- Oregon at Stanford – 11:00PM | FS1
- NHL:
- Leafs at Habs – 7:00PM | CBC / NHLN
- Hurricanes at Jets – 7:00PM | Sportsnet1
- Sens at Oilers – 10:00PM | CBC
- Flames at Canucks – 10:00PM | Sportsnet1
Be sure to tune into the Monday Night open thread, guest hosted by the man Mother Nature & Donald Trump can’t kill, Don T. Make sure to catch up on his hurricane adventures, and stay tuned as one of the truest Titans fans around breaks down the matchup. Mr. Scott?
+150 on a successful extra point
Jeebus I miss biking thru ASU’s campus.
Looks like Aztec fans are going to get their hearts torn out.
Well done.
Dairy Queen can go fuck themselves. That asshole is way too rested to be a father
I’d give this all the thumb’s up if possible.
Besides, don’t they let kids into Buffalo Wild Wings? Dude can get wings for him and his kid, plus booze, which DQ does NOT sell. Maybe his old lady is a bitch about that.
On one hand, hot sauce. On the other, ice cream. These are decisions.
PRAISE SHANKL’OR
SPIDER 2 Y BANANA MENTION AND DISCUSSION
FINISH YER DRINKS, AND GET A NEW ONE
SPIDER 2 Y BANANA, COLLEGE VERSION, DRINK!
SO this Audi driver won’t SAVE LIVES because doing the right thing would result in him losing the enjoyment of his daily commute.
Audi drivers are worse pricks than BMW drivers. Source: me, a BMW driver.
Counterpoint: Me, an Audi driver.
Guess that’s a wash…
Jake Browning looking more like Kurt Browning with all that prancing around
Jake Browning screams future Buffalo Bills future first round draft bust.
Not if the C-Hox take him first!
To also get turfed behind that O Line?
What O line?
I somehow wonder how these QBs ‘come out of nowhere’ every March.
Maybe it’s the smart teams fucking with the bad teams by giving support to QBs whose names ‘sound right’.
Throw the fucking ball, UW QB!
Jr Seahawks are going to miss out on the playoffs because their kicker can’t kick for shit. Also, taking a half off didn’t help
ASU is such a strange team. A little run-heavy but otherwise pretty decent and balanced with some hints of talent. But they play and like, some nights they look like absolute dog shit and other nights they show a little spark and they play like they discovered their potential.
See also: Every team coached by Todd Graham, and Rich Rodriguez (Arizona)
I think Arizona, you know exactly who they are (without Tate). WIth Tate — yeah, they’ll overachieve if he stays healthy/doesn’t get arrested. ASU is just a better or worse version of themselves — but the variance is enormous.
Maybe the PK will be ready to take Blair Walsh’s roster spot in a few years. He can do a couple years with the Vikings before going to the Seahawks.
HEY! TRIGGER WARNING FOR YEAH RIGHT AND DREW
Oh! Tim Tebow Florida Gators commercial!
It makes me happy that Tom Petty talked Mike Campbell into dropping out of UF. Think of all the great music we would have missed out on if he had got his degree in architecture.
I’ll just assume you didn’t just make this up on the spot and that it’s all actually true.
Well, true according to interview with Petty in Peter Bogdanovich’s Tom Petty documentary “Running Down a Dream.” A film worth your time, if you are interested in Tom Petty’s career.
I haven’t seen a Washington team choke with a chance to advance their playoff stature like this since… well, since Thursday.
Shoot, I saw what you describe just 24 hours ago.
PRAISE SHANKL’OR
With that dropped pick, this will end 14-13 You Dub.
JFC
I dont think the Huskies kicker can make 2 extra points
OOK! OOK!
You don’t even need to go to a distant jungle since that’s also true about random DFOers.
Jeebus, the Huskies suck.
Low key thicc.
Why is it that Hawaii has a college football team but Alaska doesn’t?
The moose keep eating the goal posts.
DUDE! WTF?
Dude, we don’t judge because of your diet.
Only the quality of your gifs.
Now entertain us you fucked up goal post eater.
That’s what we like.
Obligatory: A moose once bit my sister…
Knowing Moose, he’s bitten her moar than once.
Hehehehehehe
Nothing attractive about that lifestyle. CFB players comes from the deep south or CA. At least Hawaii is in Hawaii.
Man, I should have gone to Hawaii.
It’s for Samoans who can’t make USC’s roster.
No education in Alaska
Flight from prosecution is an education of sorts.
Every October.
But could he take on a 220-lb. robot? Ppl forget that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYajNQQZaaQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TD85aM0VQ3o
A very fun day of JV FOOBAWL means tomorrow is going to be absolutely awful, amfirm? Give me a repeat and confirm.
EJACULATE VOLUME AND BEES SHOULD NAWT BE NEXT TO ONE ANOTHER NOT SAYING JUST SAYING…OW STOP STINGING ME YOU LITTLE SHITHEADS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is it measured in decibels or ounces?
Hehehehehe….which one??
I’m still wrestling with whether to trust soft brained Kelce.
But my shitteh backup TE was bought late and only to buy time to wait on Kelce status.
He’s cleared so it’s stupid not to start him. That was the whole point, right?
Just gotta play him.
It’s like hitting on a soft 15 when dealer shows a K.
You’ve seen the maps. There is little to generate interest in non-participating markets in any time slot.
I’ve got a request going out to a “Hippo” somewhere in North Carolina.
Uncle Al will kill what ails ya!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79t-VDjKe1c
Smoooooooooth.
Every so often, I get back on an X-Japan kick. An 80’s metal band so beloved, they were allowed to make a fucking spoken word music video directed by David Lynch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxx4Dzb3YB8
Well, hello…
Which one?
These two gifs; don’t judge other people’s foreplay, mmmmmkay.
For the record, that match was fucking great:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrBWBarLcCY
A match made in heaven.
1-2 is no way to open conference play, UCLA.
To my fellow fat guys: STAHP wearing skinny jeans
Unrelated; just had a weird craving for muffins.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhVsmq9mNtA&ab_channel=devomk
Who has two thumbs and broke 80 this morning for the first time in over a year?
Not this guy!!!!!
I was on pace, then fucked up my shoulder badly again (not sure how/why…it just kinda went kersplodey) and went +6 on the last two holes, including snowman on the par 4 coming in to the clubhouse.
Plus my shoulder is killing me. Though the weed is helping.
Wow — that’s some good golfing.
I feel like I should become good at golf considering, you know, business.
It does lend itself to deals.
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/florida-drug-raid-the-villages-retirement-community-heroin-meth-golf-cart-chop-shop/
Why does Florida get all the cool shit?
Honestly, today was just a perfect storm in a good way. Well at least thru 15.
Truth be told, I’ve been in the mid 90s lately way more than in the 80s.
Left shoulder, arm and hand are revolting on me…but I’m a stubborn idjit.
How’d you get good at golf. Lessons with the local PGA pro at your local clubhouse?
I started playing when I was just a tiny little dude. My best friend and I basically lived at the course in the summers when we were kids.
Yes, also some lessons when in my teens. Then again in my 20s when my game inexplicably went bye bye for about three months.
Hey! Right on man!
I was happy with it overall to be honest.
I was actually kinda proud I got up and down on the par 3 where shoulder went boom. I skulled it badly, barely cleared the water hazard fronting the green, and ended up short. Fortunately no bunkers on that one, LOL.
Rosen is going to be a nice little career NFL backup who’ll maybe get a season as the QB1 for a rebuilding team…say, SF in 2021.
Live life on the edge, man.
I’ll take Trump 2020 campaign slogans for $400, Alex.
I hate Arizona’s uniforms. They look like the matching home-made uniforms the Big Green wears before they get the really nice ones from the sports apparel store or wherever.
FIX YOUR UNIFORMS, RICHROD!
A lot of college uniforms have gotten bad, Arena League-looking.
I mean, i get the crazy shit (like Florida being gator-prints) but UA just looks like a create a team from NCAA 2002. The gradient is unimpressive. The colors are cheesy, the helmet logo is always a little too small, the numbers just aren’t right.
Yeah, but, can they stop Miami or Ohio State’s offense? Are they a spread offense, or, a run-heavy? What about the defense? Is their stadium a dome?
(This is a very esoteric NCAA Football video game joke)
It only takes one to be esoteric.
UCLA’s are fucking terrible too. Not classic nor modern.
You should write for Vogue.
Porn Star U is taking to the Huskies. Is that legal?
Probably in Texas, Arkansas, Kansas, Tennessee, and, yes, Arizona.
We are lawless as hell down here.
Unless you’re colored….then we’ll find something.
*Except spray tan
**Not the player
Told you Big Love would fuck up
Targeting makes no fucking sense.
But I guess since we don’t pay these kids, it’s not like you can come up with a fine system.
You better goddamn believe the NCAA can and will take money from these kids they don’t pay
That’ll probably be what they come up with the protect their business model from the FBI/Congress.
It will be celebrated.
It’ll be worth it to cause the debate that finally prompts Shannon to blast Skip Bayless on live TV.
Spur called it.
Well, they tried.
My takeaway, therefore, is “don’t try.” Or was that a Simpsons quote?
I love Puig even more after that interview.
I need a good comedy show to run as background noise when I’m bored. Anything obscure that’s awful in the good way?
Think the longest college football drive I’ve seen this season has been, maybe, seven plays.
Tonight: about five plays.
https://twitter.com/edsbs/status/919327830466547712
Looks like they play in a conference with defenses.
STOP TEH HAWT TAEKS
Strikeout of Rizzo
Big Love putting together a nice drive. They’ll blow it.
From your keyboard…
ASU imposing their will on Huskies so far.
HARF HARF THE BEN LIKEY
Two Washington upsets in one weekend?
Sounds about right.
well considering I have to be up early to see Everton lose to Brighton, think that’s enough bullshit for me
Night man.
Later Hippo, if the kid is up I will be too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2O_FClwUpQo
Really should be Trump.