I hope you are enjoying your weekend. If we can get through it without WWIII starting, I think that’ll be the true victory. And that’s talk I haven’t used since Reagan unveiled the SDI.
Took the doggies to a Bernese Mountain Dog get-together at a lake east of town today.
I think they had fun.
Oh – feel free to keep Justin Trudeau if he’s in your country. His idiot finance minister actually contemplated taxing employee discounts against income, before massive public outcry turned them against the idea. Why, they almost wiped out the teenaged workforce in one fell swoop while taking away any incentive to work in the service industry. All Trump’s doing is ending subsidies on health care his voting base depends upon.
Your move, Mexico. Let’s bring NAFTA home!
NFL Broadcast Maps – courtesy 506sports.com.
CBS EARLY
█ Anchorage AK | █ Fairbanks AK
█ Honolulu HI
| █ | New England @ NY Jets | Ian Eagle, Dan Fouts |
| █ | Miami @ Atlanta | Greg Gumbel, Trent Green |
| █ | Cleveland @ Houston | Andrew Catalon, James Lofton |
| █ | NO GAME due to local team at home on FOX | |
This might be the first time in a while that a Pats-Jets game actually, kinda, sorta matters this late into a season.
CBS LATE
█ Anchorage AK | █ Fairbanks AK
█ Honolulu HI
| █ | Pittsburgh @ Kansas City | Jim Nantz, Tony Romo |
| █ | LA Chargers @ Oakland | Kevin Harlan, Rich Gannon |
| █ | NO GAME due to local team at home on FOX | |
Go home teams!
FOX SINGLE
█ Anchorage AK | █ Fairbanks AK
█ Honolulu HI
| █ | Green Bay @ Minnesota | Thom Brennaman, Troy Aikman |
| █ | Chicago @ Baltimore | Sam Rosen, Ronde Barber |
| █ | Detroit @ New Orleans | Dan Hellie, Chris Spielman |
| █ | San Francisco @ Washington | Chris Myers, Daryl Johnston |
| █ | LA Rams @ Jacksonville (LATE) | Dick Stockton, Mark Schlereth |
| █ | Tampa Bay @ Arizona (LATE) | Kenny Albert, Charles Davis |
Get past the Packers – Vikings game, and there’s a whole lot of garbage. Maybe Detroit-New Orleans could be passable. The Rams-Jags looks like mayo left out in the sun.
Tonight’s sports:
- MLB:
- Cubs at Dodgers – 8:00PM | TBS / Sportsnet
- CFL:
- Argonauts vs. Eskimos – 7:00PM | TSN
- NCAA:
- Texas A&M at Florida – 7:00PM | ESPN2
- Arkansas at Alabama – 7:15PM | ESPN / TSN2
- Ohio State at Nebraska – 7:30PM | FS1
- Utah at Southern California – 8:00PM | ABC
- Nevada at Colorado State – 10:15PM | ESPN2
- Washington at Arizona State – 10:45PM | ESPN / TSN2
- Oregon at Stanford – 11:00PM | FS1
- NHL:
- Leafs at Habs – 7:00PM | CBC / NHLN
- Hurricanes at Jets – 7:00PM | Sportsnet1
- Sens at Oilers – 10:00PM | CBC
- Flames at Canucks – 10:00PM | Sportsnet1
Be sure to tune into the Monday Night open thread, guest hosted by the man Mother Nature & Donald Trump can’t kill, Don T. Make sure to catch up on his hurricane adventures, and stay tuned as one of the truest Titans fans around breaks down the matchup. Mr. Scott?
No way Utah wins, right?
Moreover, Darnold will get most of the credit, despite playing pretty craptacular.
They hold ’em to 3 here and I like their chances.
How about now?
I refer you to Womp womp above.
FG, run the kickoff back is about it.
Yeah, Alex Smith isn’t walking through that door.
Womp womp
So many questions, not enough fumes.
As a former employee of that particular institution of higher learning, I’ve gotta say, it’s not looking too good.
– Roach, watching him and Bodie battling for the parachute in midair
Ha!…nice.
God, I suddenly hate the Foo Fighters.
Go on…
Hmmm, Aztecs don’t look so hot.
They were more of removing the heart sacrificers, rather than burning at the stake sacrificers.
smallpox is no joke. I bet if they knew then, what they know now, the Aztecs wouldn’t be Anti-Vaxxers
They never did, I mean look!
That UT QB juked like 5 guys. Didn’t somebody have to, like, be OPEN?
That isnt using polygamist math.
WHOOP!
Ron Darling is the worst? Ron Darling is the worst*.
* tied with about eleventy billion others.
He’s notable for his total lack of self-awareness of how big a piece of shit he is.
Stop talking about me like I’m not here.
Team Secular Big Love is really getting fucked over.
Lackey looks like Tomsula’s partner in crime at the ole rail yard. Known as 2nd fire drum lieutenant.
I am a bit sad that I haven’t figured out how to work Tomsula into the Dak Prescott School of Maturity saga, even though some of it takes place on a train.
Hobo stab insurance salesman?
X Files investigation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCXxWCRBWyA
Just watched this with the boy. Having fun amping up the horror and gore. Figure by next year, he’ll be ready for Devil’s Rejects and Hostel.
Go to “Marathon Man”
“Saturday Night in Los Angeles!”
*Cue bumper music by band from Boston*
/can tell what the networks were wet dreaming about
NOW you pop in, after I wasted the snake gif.
I’m sure you will find something terrifying for the Donks fixture
this years NRA convention looks like fun.
I thought it was this weekend’s Value Voter’s convention.
Off to the movies. Don’t burn the place down.
(Don’t forget my cut if you do. I’m building alibis.)
But, what are we supposed to do with all these leftover kerosene, matches, and blow-torches?
*nudges gas can behind the corner*
Enjoy the show!
The song girls put they sweaters on at halftime, turned the whole match around
UCLA just aired a commercial that was a montage of faculty talking about how its about failure and getting up and trying again.
My GPA is highly reflective of that — employers did not find that as a positive attribute.
BLOCKING!
Ha ha! Bye bye Maddon.
Is he gonna have to enjoy the smell of his own flatulence back in the locker room?
Have to?! You mean GET TO!
I’m surprised he hasn’t started marketing it as a cologne yet
Chase Utley looks pretty good for 65 years old.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gU4w9FaSZ5M&ab_channel=TotallyKyle
Will put “Oh shit, there’s stickers” up against any line in comedic TV History.
Oxy pug> Puig
Why don’t they just go ahead and cancel Halloween for the next 4 years? I’m terrified enough just having that Evil Clown and his insane henchmen in the White House.
Pennywise? I thought he was Secretary of the Treasury.
The lines are getting a little blurry.
How many lines we got around here?!?
Though Henry Bowers does seem to have the appropriate temperament and intellect of the typical White House senior staffer.
Coring a pineapple and drinking a Blue Hawaii out of it is fun but ultimately too much of a pain in the ass to ever do again.
Just reuse the pineapple for four more.
We don’t have any straws so even if I was in love with the cocktail (I’m not, particularly) it would make more sense to just have it in a glass.
More like Negative-Tikki-Deadly
I have no objections to k-pop, except of course for the music.
I’m in it for the gifs; they are pleasantly silent.
Every k-pop gif is a gift.
A guy I knew from college works for the Dodgers and had some K-pop group perform at his wedding reception. He’s Korean, though, so I guess that was supposed to happen. I don’t know. My wedding reception would be one of the last places I’d want to watch a girl group perform, but I guess that’s why I’m single.
But you can still fuck the pineapple, right?
It makes cum taste better, a lot of peiple forget that.
I was going to post this same response, but I’m still too new here and probably a little bit gunshy of crossing any lines.
That’s okay. Go wash my car.
Has anyone put him through The Unblinking Eye yet?
Lines? We have lines? Why didn’t you fuckers tell me?
You could even post a photo of a guy fucking a pineapple as long as he’s in full thrust and no wang is visible and the nuts are obscured.
No shit.
Not really, it’s in pretty rough shape after round 1.
Not like a chicken!!
-Sill
WOOOO NATIONAL LEAGUE BASEBALL RELIEF PITCHER BUNT
It would be much more interesting if it was American League baseball relief pitcher bunt. In an AL game.
It would be much more interesting if it was American League baseball relief pitcher bunt. In an AL game.
“I’m gonna take a curtain call whether you want me to or not!” -Yasiel Puig
Incoming Hot Taek: I do not hate Yasiel Puig.
Proper Taek. #PuigYourFriend
especially if he’s fucking over the Small Bears
So it IS a dog breed; fucking hipsters.
No, it’s that new gerbil thing in Star Wars
Richard Gere’s asshole is in the new Star Wars?
No, that’s Lemmiwinks.
Oh, so this is Han Solo’s now freed gerbil.
So are the Ny Mets still in the basedball playoffs?
/waves flag.
Yes. Well, Ron Darling is, anyway.
Fire up your Videopass. MotoGP races are now live from a very wet Twin Ring Motegi!
The Motegi Twin Ring? I thought they closed that place down years ago. And very wet you say…
It’s wide open and I’m looking at it right now.
So… people gon’ die?
There will be blood. And broken bones. And wrecked bikes. Hopefully no deaths this time.
Wait, that’s the Isle of Man race with the deaths.
Oh yeah, that’s deathville. And not this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUgwJukcBG4&ab_channel=MichaelConrad
Robot head on a Saturday night.
I’ll take anything at this point.
Same
That gonna make it really difficult to get to the orthodontist for adjustments now.
Nice.
Thank you, Sir.
I have my moments, though they seem to become fewer and farther between.
As long as we amuse ourselves; I laugh way harder at my own than anybody else does.
DON’T MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE i DID.
So it’s self cleaning?
To be fair, Xenomorphs sing Billy Idol in the shower. Predators loathe Billy Idol.
Maybe I’m a predator and didn’t know it.
You’re just not Cyberpunk.
The story about the blind USC ball snapper is heartwarming, but he must be kinda shitty as blocker. Unless he has some kind of radar installed in his helmet.
http://basementrejects.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/lone-gunmen-season-1-2-bond-jimmy-bond.jpg
God that was a great show.
BAN INSTANT REPLAY!
Sam Darnold screams, “Future Jets first round bust.”
This whole Weinstein shit is interesting. I saw a tweet yesterday trying to explain why all the young actresses/IT Girls seem to all shave their heads or get a pixie cut right before they make it big. It’s some kind of sexaul-power move ritual by the powerful Hollywood heads. The poster had a good timeline going with Getty dated photos.
I can see it being true.
That really wouldnt surprise me.
I would love a DFO Producers post on this.
“So, Mr Tebow, we understand you’re ready to try to make it on the silver screen. Well, we’d like you to still have the typical casting couch session…”
He preps the uncut boys for the real predators like a scalpel-wielding fluffer of sorts.
Roman Polanski didn’t even get kicked out of the Academy.
that was a different time.
I’m curious how Hollywood responds next. Do we take the women that Weinstein made stars and, if we don’t like their performance, ask with a wink, “How did SHE get this role?” Or will we look at up and coming stars and ask, “What role did Emma Stone get that another, less Harvey-friendly, actress was passed on?”
Do we sabermetric acting next and use that as a basis to compare who are actually ‘good’ actresses?
I doubt any of this happens — it’ll be like every other women in the workplace issue where we’ll all be ‘working on it’ and making symbolic changes but, at the heart of things, nothing changes and the powerful stay the powerful — they just can’t touch the tits unless the actress engages first (which every up and coming actress will learn that you need to offer engagement first).
Oh I am certain its not just women and underage girls getting sexually exploited and raped.
I think the same shit happens to male actors trying to make it big.
That was the story with the lead singer of Bush forever…
Corey Haim has been talking about this for years
Feldman. Haim hasn’t been talking about anything for years.
CF is also adamant that Michael Jackson wasn’t, and that people accused him of shit they themselves were doing. I’m inclined to believe that MJ was weird but not a predator, but it also doesn’t matter what I think.
Bryan Singer has been accused of preying on teen and tween boys multiple times (Christopher McQuarrie even slipped a reference to the accusations made during/after Apt Pupil in Way of the Gun). I am inclined to believe the general creep reputation based on who I’ve heard this from.
Good offense by Glennon there
First time anyone’s said that.
/remembers Glennon is 3-0 against the Stillers
//kicks dog
I can’t wait for the 30 for 30 on HARF HARF’s career.
Brought to you by CHOCO TACO
Hosted by Hines Ward.
I really don’t think Darnold is that good.
Song Girls are the best thing about USC.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLDbGqJ2KYk&ab_channel=Freyablaze
Fuck the dodgers
– Hippie Chicks circa 1967
Arizona is moving on UCLA like a bitch.
Even when bragging about being a sexual predator, that fat fucking failure couldn’t help but sound like a clinical moron.
I am liking how the based ball game has developed.
CAT FIGHT
Is it anti-Cubs? Because I am anti-Cubs.
“Tis,” replied Aunt Helga
Saint Swithins Day already?
Sports Clips is an interesting business concept.
http://i1.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article9960605.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/PAY-CEN_NakedHairdressers_01.jpg
THAT is a business concept!
I used to go there when I was in Salem. Just happenstance that turned into me liking the work my preferred barber did.
FUCKING DAMN IT!!
By Dr. Leonard H. McCoy?
“Dammit, Senor, I’m a doctor, not an author!”
So they’re broadcasting the UTSA-N Texas game on the local UHF-type station here in SA. Everyone is green-tinted and the whole thing is sponsored by one of the local ambulance-chaser lawyers and the We Buy Ugly Houses people. Even the post-game show is named after the lawyer. Never change, Podunk San Antonio.
There’s a reason the US military uses some of the worst locations in the country for basic training. I swear, Lackland temperature never drops below 85, with a dew point of 80.
Can confirm, work across airfield at old Kelly AFB.
My sincere condolences.
Well, we do have air conditioning, even though the building I work in was built in 1941.
OH, THE HUMIDITY!!
I will use this joke at any time.
From Devine/Lytle/Natalia area. What up!
Yowza. Nice to know there are some homies here, though I guess I should have suspected it given your screen name. I work just up the road from you at Lackland, live up north of town in Bulverde. GSG!
On a related note, it’s too bad we don’t live in the universe where Peter Sellers plays every part in every movie, ever.
Also every other Woody Allen movie.
God, modern “Literature” is a wasteland. No wonder genre fiction is so much more popular.
Ok well he might have to wear one of those horse masks for that one.
For a crime writer, what a fortunate name.
Being Peter Sellers would’ve been a way better movie than Being John Malkovich was (that was good, though).
Jay Cutler demonstrates his bat flipping technique.
That’s badass.
You mean “bat-ass”?
Good kitty.
[has cat]
[buys $5,000 bat for cool other pet]
[films error in judgement]
Well now, if Reagan had launched a nuclear attack, I would have been at the pointy end of that spear. I don’t want to brag or talk bad about these dumbshit kids today, but
WE WOULD HAVE DONE IT RIGHT DAMMIT
Murder life on earth as we know it? Be proud!
I think we’ll just keep going the “local conflicts.”
Nice bat flip on the double, jerkoff.
I’m really happy you put that comma in there.
#PuigYourFriend
I like Puig. Most Dodger fans hate him. I am not a Dodger fan. So whatever.
It makes sense when he does a bat flip on a double
Damn, I thought it was a dog breed.
Hard pass
Oh, FUCK that noise.
My hands get sweaty just looking at images like this.
Here’s one for Hippo.
Ah, it’s the monthly Tom Wilson suspension game
This is a goddamn treasure of a dress.
Poor Cap. Never even got to hit it.
https://imgbox.com/g/VplfixGlex
https://imgbox.com/g/w6imCoxvbQ
https://imgbox.com/g/fZ7tSw8T5C
http://www.imagebam.com/gallery/yq77nh3yh8jgupbqbtj6o44a0dueg4nf
http://www.imagebam.com/gallery/uwgihm8vmqx5i4azgmfq9dn1yd33p19k
Those are amazing.
Looks like it’s been bleached.
OH, THAT’S GOOD. These are all good.
It appears prepared.
It’s bigger than I thought.
Good hustle.
The other salmon are all, “Dude, did you fucking see what Larry did???”
Bear not from Seattle.
Larry’s probably suicidal given the continued gutting of clean water regulations etc by the EPA.
Jesus, that’s accurate and depressing.
No eye discipline on that bear. Name is probably Cutler.
*Might be full.
And that’s how McMahon got CTE