I hear TNF was quite the event last night. Outside of the Color Rush uniforms, I know everyone likes to rip on TNF but — and this isn’t to brag — I knew TNF was going to be better this season simply based on the fact that CBS/NFLN/AMAZONPRIMEVIDEO got away from their annual TITS/JAGS Color Rush feature. HOWEVA, that doesn’t mean TNF will necessarily be good programming on a weekly basis this season. And by ‘this season’ I mean the next three weeks.
Also, were KC’s uniforms even Color Rush? They look like their typical home reds. Seriously, they need to go like Rams Yellow for their future TNF games.
Alright, I think I’ve bought enough time for the gifs to load here. There’s lots more good stuff in the submissions post but below are your Week 6 Quotables results!
Holiday Season Two-fer!
“And they said we couldn’t win in Oakland!
Okay, I’ve finally caught up and watched the ending of last night’s game. I’m actually glad I didn’t watch it live. I’d have lost my mind. Raiders fans have been looking for something to name it; I’ve decided to refer to it as the “Groundhog Day” game.
Given the paucity of such events, a good name might be “That Game We Actually Beat The Chiefs”
I call it BLEERGHASM!
I was REALLY DISAPPOINT by your absence. I thought you had gone into shock.
Also, FOAR naming:
the “Heidi drops acid, then rails an 8-ball” game
I may try and caption that poem once I get my computer back just to see if I can. I feel naked without it. It’s getting cold and yet I’m sweating. Somebody help.
can you make the text scroll a la Star Wars opening?
oh and do a star wipe
“I got your ‘star wipe’ right here.”
– Najeh Davenport, ominously brandishing a piece of your dirty laundry
A star? Is Najeh related to Catler?
I could, but fuck no.
Always enjoy a good Janay “joke” (the goalpost was more nimble)
assist on mine goes to BFC
/giving credit where credit is due.
BFC is DFO’s John Stockton.
I didn’t need this image in my head, so I’m sharing it with all of you.
I’ll allow it
You did good this week. Strong showing.
Lofty showing.
not sure why but that pic makes me think of this
/”may” need professional help
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ve04-BcEP94
I worked with a guy who’s wife was one of the girls in this Nair spot (I don’t know which one she is). She got paid every time it aired anywhere and it aired a lot; that income helped them buy an apartment in NYC.
My eyes! The googles! They do nothing!
You prefer Bings?
Oh that is good
For porn. Not for photos of pasty white men.