Did you know that Jerome Bettis is still from Detroit and still played for the Steelers? He retired 12 years ago and somehow this always gets mentioned. It’s like he played basketball at Harvard for god’s sake. Now that’s something worth talking about! Let’s do a little rundown of a game between two teams that represent cities that the Manufacturing Sector Fairy (I call her ‘Stinkerbell’ because I’m mature like that) forgot about a long time ago. TO THE GAME!
Pit/Det: The Lions are coming off a bye but it’ll take a lot longer than two weeks to forget about the 52 points that the Saints hung on their sorry carcasses the last time they took the field. They started out 3-1 and the smell of burning tires had started to dissipate. And then, BANG! That sumbitch ‘History’ reared her goldarn head and just like that they’re sitting ugly at 3-3. Contrary to what you might think when you read these game intros, I try to do a wee bit of homework on each team. Who’da thunk that? Anyway, the stat that has floored me is that the Steelers haven’t allowed an opposing wide receiver more than 61 yards so far this season. That’s…impressive. The only wideout more upset with the Steelers and the way they play is their very own Martavis “The Cranky Bear” Bryant. This circumstance has resulted in the promotion of Justin “Time” Hunter. But we all know that Antonio “What Can” Brown “Do For You”* will once again be the feature of the passing game.
Get after it.
*The Berman is strong today
each side has a set of apostles and we’uns goin’ extras!
Each city has plenty of guys named Jesus.
END IT! (Says the guy who’s been elsewhere most of the day.)
No telling where this adventure is going . . ..
Through the rear.
It will involve a tunnel.
alien plant head almost ends it
I worked up from the carrots, to the sausage, and now this is my new butt plug!
I bet Yinzer gal has even finished her XXL bowl of mashed taters by now
“Converted it into a Cleveland Steamer” most likely.
That’s what you get when you don’t doctor the ball….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FXVgHhHufE
“Wait, what?”
– Nate Solder
“GOOD OOOOOOONE!”
-Lance Armstrong
https://twitter.com/_rallycap/status/924834626236858368
holy shit i had to get my computer back out
You can always spank it later. I know I am.
Guess I’d better get another drink.
So both teams could beat the Bears?
let’s just say they could kiss every tittay in Soldier Field
I either love this game, or I hate this game.
I’ll let you know later.
dang those are some quality masks
Looking forward to being on vacation in LA this week for the inevitable riot whether they win or lose. Anyone need a new flatscreen?
I’ll take one, and as many boxes of “1” diapers you can find.
You sure the 1’s will fit you?
I’M IN-BETWEEN SIZES
Cubs fans bought them all.
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THIS JOE BUCK, I CALL HIM A U*NC GRAD BECAUSE HE SAYS THIS IS A GAME FOR THE AGES WHEN ANYONE WITH EYES CAN TELL YOU THERE HAS BEEN MULTIPLE VIOLATIONS.
I’m out all day, and I come home & the game’s still on? YOU POOR BASTARDS!
4.5 hours and counting. We do not make the best decisions around here.
You’re on DFO, so that’s at least one good decision.
Sweet! I’m going to have (another) drink to celebrate!
WOWZERS
You have got to be kidding me.
Never ending
This series is definitely going seven games.
Maybe eight
6-4-3 to end it? I’m hoping.
Fuck off Puig.
#PuigYourFriend
Orrrrrrr….not.
THIS WORLD SERIES I CALL IT MY FIRST TIME IN THE LOCKER ROOM BECAUSE I’M OVERWHELMED BY ALL THE DONGS
So, Joe learned the word “palpitations” apparently.
I will say that John Smoltz is not the worst.
“anxiously await game 6 and/or game 7.” Does this mean that there could be a game 7 without there being a game 6?
Is that supposed to be a beaver?
(you know what I mean)
Zombeavers.
Yes and yes
Castor canadensis and a beaver.
fuck, not only is Monday coming, technically it’s already fucking here
/if not in EDT u don’t really count ,, smh
Checks out, although I usually brush my teeth as soon as I awaken.
She gives good “fin”. Obvs.
Dang those are some pro-grade flippers
U no who else had teh trains running on tiem?
Neil Young?
it appears maybe hurricane detritus-burg has this one in hand
DINGERS
I am in favor of this.
Strenuously.
That’s what I kept forgetting to check.
Womp Womp
Can’t believe they didn’t send the guy from third.
especially on the double, he coulda walked home
IT’S ALL PEDERSON’S FAULT FOR NOT RUNNING OUT OF THE BOX
Yep, bad choice.
I think they said it was because of crowd noise, the 3rd base coach was saying GO but the runner heard NO.
Since when does Josh Reddick not look like Jesus anymore?
The nail holes healed up?
Welp, I need 1.35 FF points from Kelce and/or the Denver D tomorrow night in order to get the least deserved win in EVAR.
Sorry IWDB, sincerely. We both kinda mucked it up this weekend, hon.
To be fair, you never deserve to win.
While you’re not wrong (and also not very nice tonight, lol) I deserve this win much much less than usual.
Some people… staaaarted singing it not knowing what it was, and now they’ll keep on singing it forever just because…
Keep scolding him, Joe
We get it Joe, he should have run out of the box. You can shut the fuck up about it now.
Hey, great play by the LF. Not.
Burn!
Luckily for him, batter fucked up too.
I think that wall must be covered with SPIDERS@
Man, is it me or do all the umpires have ball/strike issues?
Must be you
It’s not just you. But the little strike zone graphic technology doesn’t help considering it’s wrong just as often if not more.
Alright. I work tomorrow. I’ll catch this game in the 21st inning when I wake up in a few hours.
“WHY DIDNT YOU PUT IN CINGRANI IN THE FIRST PLACE?”
-every Dodgers call-in show
I guess the Dodgers are pulling that pitcher.
might have to put him down
That was an impressive routine fly to left field by Correa.
“Wow, it’s short down the line there.” -Yankees fans
This game has no end in sight
Astros have currently scored more than 49ers, Bucs, and Dolphins. One more and they will catch the Bears.
John Fox is uncomfortable with all the throwing the Dirt Oilers do.
John Fox as baseball manager would sacrifice bunt with no one on base.
he’d always get that pitch count up, even if he didn’t score much…