Two games at the 4 spot! Two games??? And women talk about their right to choose being compromised! What of the lonely, whitebread, devastatingly handsome, small town huckleberry up in The Canada? What about his right to flip back and forth between five or six games being played? I’m a taxpayer, goddamnit! This will not stand. [realizes he has no recourse whatsoever] Ah well, let’s make the best of a bad situation, shall we? TO THE GAMES!
Hou/Sea: The inmates at the Texans prison facility are third in points per game and fourth in red zone efficiency. The Seahawks D is ranked about the same in the same categories. #strengthvsstrength Qb Watson and his gaudy 15-5 TD/Intercept ratio will have a difficult time against cb’s Sherman and Griffin-their average passes-defensed success rate is 63.5. But ya gotta start Hopkins, right? One Achilles heel the Truthers do have is defending the run and Houston is thrilled to get back their best O-lineman, Duane Brown. I see plenty of Miller and Foreman in Seattle’s near future.
Dal/Was: The emergence of Chris Thompson (all 5′-8″, 190 pounds of him) has been a revelation-he’s leading the team in rushing and receiving. [Kelley and Pryor take a long, hard look in the mirror] That’s some good news that doesn’t make up for the bad which is that the Dacteds have 17 players on their injury report including 4 of their 5 starting offensive linemen. Ouch. The Bryant/Norman Battle of the Divas will be renewed again today. Dez hasn’t been looked at as often as in the past but he still has 4 TD’s on his scorecard.
Away with ye words and such, scoundrels!
I love that Bud Light Renaissance Faire commercial as much as I love Renaissance Faires and you better believe I always spell it with that extra “e” on the end because that’s my favorite part except I don’t like Bud Light and I’ve never been to a Renaissance Faire but they seem like very sad places despite what people say there’s a lot of pain there just bubbling beneath the surface waiting to explode in uncontrollable rage. Dilly Dilly !
RenFests are actually super fun, and they serve much better beer and wine than Bud Light. Mead is surprisingly strong.
See what I mean about the suppressed rage?
I’d like to beat the next person who says Dilly Dilly to death with a Renaissance Faire turkey leg. (on TV, not on this board is what I mean.)
get a touched down, DAK!
Using yo feet and not yo arm plz k thx.
“REMEMBER, JIMMY GRAHAM IS A FORMER COLLEGE BASKETBALL PLAYER”
FINISH YOUR DRINKS FOLKS!!!
Does he fly his own plane to work?
Will there be fish thrown?
Does anyone have food? I like food.
Maybe. Who’s asking?
Brocky. Brocky is asking.
Oh. Then no.
I just ordered food. I plan on enjoying it
You do you. Weirdo.
garbage pizza ordered. Not proud, but I don’t wanna leave the house. Recluse 4eva!
Lyrica sounds dangerous but I trust the FDA.
Yeah, I’ll take my chances with my diabetic neuropathy over the possibility of suicidal thoughts and all the rest.
Holy shit it should be this!
?15
I’ll call them the [*Redacted] s the day this becomes their logo.
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Hey look….it still works.
Nice pass defensing
I heard Dan Snyder is going to change the name to avoid being racist. Next season they will be the Washington Plantation Puppies.
heritage not hate!!!
Only because Houston had already reserved “Inmates”
Grading is done! Time for weekend to begin.
Which mother are you going to punch first?
Dammit Sean Lee, don’t kill opposing players, that’s bad form
So I see a dead Cowboy and a Slur being congratulated? Another Bounty Bowl?
Sean Lee just killed Niles Paul
I fucking hate you, Redacteds.
Hey! Jamison did a good!
Unless COusins wants to sneak, that’s ok
NO RUSHING TDs, Redacteds. FUCK OFF with that.
Maybe just one?
Fat Rob Kelley can eat shit and die
Man, that review was just… what? God damnit, Seattle.
Now that slurs pose no threat, I’m actively rooting for them. Stop being shit, slurs.
If the Stupid Team From Dallas is going to score, could it at least be passing TDs?
Noooooooooo it cannot, thank you.
-The Management
(my opponent has both Bryant and Witten, btw)
I’m okay with Dak running it in
I like Dak. And directly he is no threat to me winning this week.
But it’s still probably best for me if he has some sort of problematic health issue which removes him from the game.
I’d settle for flu.
That doesn’t make up for your fumble Zeke.
7 > 3 ,, ppl forget that
I actually, literally shrieked like a frightened baby bird.
Wow. Boston College is no match for these Dallas Cowboys.
is lesser Gruden no longer fat? Did we successfully body shame him?
It’s probably a medical side effect of having to deal with Dan Snyder on a regular basis
Witten truly irritates me
What? That’s like hating puppies.
I mostly hate how he’s never covered
puppies just destroy furniture and piss and shit all over the place
#CrazyOldCatPerson
Is utter inconsistencies as as a fantasy player? Please give me some material
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I trust you, Buddy. Won’t give them the clicks.
Here you go, an imgur alternative!
Have you been to Barstool sports, there comment section are mixture of a Charlottesville white nationalist rally and jimmy Fallon’s and Rachel Dratch’s Boston characters from SNL.
PFT went to the dark side. I am sad.
Wonder who’s gonna step in PC’s gum. Slob!
I truly hate Kirk COusins
He speaks highly of you.
Liar. Nobody has EVAR done that.
So you do not, in fact, like that?
But Jesus LOVES him.
apparently not enough
Love is difficult to maintain when you’re dead.
throw a touched down, Dingleberry
I do like the Redacteds’ throwback unis. The colors are actually correct, unlike on the modern unis
Helmets no matchey.
I seem to recall that they used to have matching ones, maybe the equipment guy lost them or something
They got spray paint at Home Depot.
Just saying. 😉
HAHA ZEEK FUMBAROO
I hate everything.
Except you, Moose, you’re okay.
OK, I’ll drop off your loved ones at the designated place now; you fulfilled your end of the bargain.
my only exception is Steven Hauschka
join the club, buddy-guy
Hard agree.
Think I’m gonna order Indian food..
Pemmican?
Nice statement, 500s
Stamina
For those whose cupboard isn’t completely bare…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NPQxxH3F84
goddamnit, Popeye’s is too far away and now I don’t want my garbage shame pizza no more
Holding a banana like that, while wearing that outfit, she was asking for it – every MRA asshole.
OOOOK!
Spoke a tad too soon Texans fan.
Sherman has lost a step. Or two.
Earl Thomas, however…
He good.
Guess I should have started Watson over Cousins, regardless of turmoil/matchup.
Umm, hold on a minnit.
well, at least I will win in DFO ball, as Will Fuller v. SEA is a better play than Julio v. NYJ, naturally. WOO
Fell asleep there for a while. I regret nothing. God, I love football on grey, rainy Sundays. There’s honestly nothing better.
Well that sure quieted the Yardbird’s crowd. Legion of Boom, as in “Boom, there’s another one.”
This guy Watson is good
Coverage switched to the Bears game just in time to show a Truth Biscuit interception. Nice.
Son of a bitch moderation fucking up my very good Rey Mysterio based racist sister-fucking joke
My favorite part of the banner image there is Overt Racist Slurs Fan wondering if Rey Incesto is one of those dirty illegals
Did the Texans actually do anything?
This will likely be a breath of fresh air after watching the 49rs/Eagles game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAN_O9xRkf4