Two games at the 4 spot! Two games??? And women talk about their right to choose being compromised! What of the lonely, whitebread, devastatingly handsome, small town huckleberry up in The Canada? What about his right to flip back and forth between five or six games being played? I’m a taxpayer, goddamnit! This will not stand. [realizes he has no recourse whatsoever] Ah well, let’s make the best of a bad situation, shall we? TO THE GAMES!
Hou/Sea: The inmates at the Texans prison facility are third in points per game and fourth in red zone efficiency. The Seahawks D is ranked about the same in the same categories. #strengthvsstrength Qb Watson and his gaudy 15-5 TD/Intercept ratio will have a difficult time against cb’s Sherman and Griffin-their average passes-defensed success rate is 63.5. But ya gotta start Hopkins, right? One Achilles heel the Truthers do have is defending the run and Houston is thrilled to get back their best O-lineman, Duane Brown. I see plenty of Miller and Foreman in Seattle’s near future.
Dal/Was: The emergence of Chris Thompson (all 5′-8″, 190 pounds of him) has been a revelation-he’s leading the team in rushing and receiving. [Kelley and Pryor take a long, hard look in the mirror] That’s some good news that doesn’t make up for the bad which is that the Dacteds have 17 players on their injury report including 4 of their 5 starting offensive linemen. Ouch. The Bryant/Norman Battle of the Divas will be renewed again today. Dez hasn’t been looked at as often as in the past but he still has 4 TD’s on his scorecard.
Away with ye words and such, scoundrels!
Imitation Dan Bailey seems to have settled down a bit
The Slurs need to make their throwback uniforms their regular ones.
Agree
DAK DAK DAK DAK
SAK SAK SAK SAK
Jesus, Redacteds
Jesus, DeShaun
Oh, Washington…
Time to head downstairs and get dinner ready I guess.
This game is stupid. Football is stupid. Cousins is stupid.
Hey, how’d you get a U*NC “student’s” thesis?
Plagiarized it off the internet, then ran spell check
They do misspell “is” quite often.
Oh Cousins
Aw, the 49rs are advertising their suites on local TV.
How much would YOU pay? But wait, there’s more!!!
Buy two, and you get to play offensive tackle!
tell me full hobo Tomsula does the ads?
This is how you run block. Sign that frog up.
I can’t wait until my furniture shows up. An air mattress is really just not that versatile.
Have you tried filling it with gravy, though.
In Indiana, that’s called a “water bed.”
DC upcoming end of half sequence…
(artist’s conception)
Is he wearing a kippah? Is that what’s falling off at the end of this sequence?
was thinking eyeball popped out
What is he even trying to do there?!
We could ask Kirk Cousins the same question.
Give himself a concussion.
Cousins is a wet fart. In light khaki pants.
Speaking of imitation sports leagues, I must share with you the worst logo in North American sports.
It’s like 1994 is reaching through time to sear my retinas.
The good news is that the homeless guy who owns a vintage Starter jacket with this logo on the back is gonna be cozy as hell this winter.
It’s such an incredibly dated logo. Everyone else in MLS has mimicked a real soccer club except New England.
I take it back. The spice level might be right, but this is also the greasiest Indian food I’ve ever had. I think this is like 20% pure oil. I can’t even finish 1/3 of it.
Maybe you’re just not trying hard enough.
Aww, kitty bloopers!
Carolina Hurricanes really puttin butts in seats today, looks like they might be almost to 10% capacity.
Are there any teams called the Earthquakes? If not, how come every other natural disaster gets a team named after it, but not that one?
I think there’s an MLS team.
No, she was asking about a team from a legitimate sports league.
The San Jose MLS team.
https://www.sjearthquakes.com
Now, The Plague(s) would be a good nickname
Well fuck, tried to make it a spoiler so it wouldn’t be so big.
I’d support “Dinoflagellate Red Tide”
Too regionally specific maybe?
I like it!
How about The Sinkholes?
We love our Whalers!
You think it’s bad now, wait a month ’til the college hardwood goes in.
GO BACK TO HARTFORD
Been up since 5:30 EST. It’s sleepy time.
/luv you bastards!
Good boy, Dak. Hand that fucker off for the rushing score.
/still surviving
Dak rhymes with quack.
Money, get back
I’m all right Jack keep your hands off of my stack.
You fucking Quack.
I like it.
Oh for fuck’s sake. Maybe this is a sign I need to start drinking
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. he almost made it.
Crowder having a day, unexpected. Also, Cousins is clearly comfy handling soggy balls.
I need to get two cats so I can watch them play flight.
that is VERY SERIOUS predator training, inferior human!
Thompson is a speedy motherfucker.
4.42 40
Okay, we played our stuff. Now I just have to wait to listen to children.
That didn’t come out right. Also that.
Which one of these guys whacks off in public while naked and which one wears a uniform?
Okay, this is a good Indian place. The Saag Paneer isn’t just mush and it’s actually medium spicy, not just exactly the same as mild.
Al: “Thompson leads the team in receiving and rushing.”
Troy: “Thompson leads the team in receiving and rushing. He does a lot of good things.”
Fuck Off!
On the sidelines: “Thompson leads the team in receiving and rushing.”
Woohoo, food has arrived! Mmm, garlic and onion naan
Counter strike!
Are the Bills…. good?
“Nah. We’re just foolin’.”
-The Bills
“YAY McEVOY!”
– nobody
Kirk Cousins wants you to be his friend
And I want him to be a consistently excellent QB, but we can’t always get what we want
I miss Dan Bailey 🙁
These Seahawks I call them mid 90s TV ratings because they are getting destroyed by a Will Fuller V Saga
i just saw Sherman getting torched.
Atlanta Cheers
NASCAR ratings down 15% percent this year.
Any of you who think kneeling is killing the NFL want to explain that drop?
“NUH UH WE’S WATCHIN IT, THUH LIBRULZ KEEP STEALIN’ THUH RATINS WITH A BIG SAT’LITE DISH IN AREA 51! FAKE NEWS!!!111!!”
Probly all that corn gas smdh
yeah, I find this kind of shit hilarious. ALL sports (and tv in general) see ratings decrease with options increasing and people using various weird, hard to track streaming options, etc. The NFL generally has smaller decreases, but everyone likes to declare it dying for their various pet causes, just because of its prominence. BUNCHA CRAP.
Cuts into their rallies and Fox News time.
Of course I had Will Fuller on my bench. OF COURSE.
TXns offense actually looks kinda competent today. I am encouraged.
Just keeping running the ball with Zeke. Their defense will be completely worn out by the fourth.
Listen to this man.
Yah… Watson’s pretty good.
That’s what I get for overthinking things…
DeAndre Washington > Jalen Richard
Dammit.
I deserve to lose for benching Deshaun Watson for shitass Cousins, no matter what the extenuating circumstances.
Nah. Sucks. But all indications were in that direction.
Speaking of food: has anyone here ever visited the Popeyes all-you-can-eat buffet in Lafayette, LA? Because I think if I were gonna commit suicide by eating, that would be the way I’d go, hands-down.
If Popeyes did delivery, I think I’d have died years ago.
You can probably get Popeyes delivered now, via one of the various delivery services
I get sushi delivered now. It rocks, i can use a fork and no one gives me any dirty look.
Be careful if you’re by yourself and eating the poison blowfish.
Garrett has balls today.
http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/thumb-188.jpg
I dont link good. But white hoods at jets game
I presume there’s a burning cross somewhere?
look at those #GingerBalls!