“You’re Not So Brave The Way You Behave” Saturday Evening Open Thread & Broadcast Maps

Just so you know, I set this thread up before heading down to Seattle for the [Redacteds] v. Seahawks game Sunday. My brother has promised copious beverages, and thanks to the handsome bastard BOLTMAN refers to as Low Commander I have coupons for assorted Seattle breweries to choose from as well. So while you’re Open Threading Sunday & not eating pizza, I’ll be brewery-hopping & not eating pizza.

Together, we can bring down the pizza oligarchs that secretly run this continent. Oil barons are just a front.

Well, let’s see who’ll be costing Papa John’s revenue today: (courtesy 506sports.com)

CBS EARLY

█ Anchorage AK  |  █ Fairbanks AK
█ Honolulu HI

With word Thursday that DeShaun Watson may have Bridgewater’d himself, the Colts-Texans game sure looks like a lock for “Dog of the Week” on CBS. Ain’t nobody ordering pizza for that.

Unless they sign Kaep. OMG – Matt McGloin is now a Texan.  That’s worth a laugh, not a slice.

CBS LATE

█ Anchorage AK  |  █ Fairbanks AK
█ Honolulu HI

This…this should actually be a pizza-worthy game. I believe it’s also Romo’s first visit home in the booth, so expect the over/under on JERRAH stories to be 7.5. Plenty of Jim Nantz guffawing is sure to accompany.

FOX SINGLE

█ Anchorage AK  |  █ Fairbanks AK
█ Honolulu HI

Actually, not too many dogs on this schedule. Only the Cards-Niners game, but that’ll just leave us hard for next week, when the Bay Area is hit by an outbreak of Garappolio.

Tonight’s sports:

• NHL:
  • Leafs at Blues – 7:00PM | CBC
  • Habs at Jets – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
  • Penguins at Canucks – 10:00PM | CBC

•  CFL:
  • Eskimos at Roughriders – 7:00PM | TSN
  • Argos at Lions – 10:00PM | TSN

• NCAA: (of note)
  • Nevada at Boise State – 7:00PM | ESPNU
  • Texas at TCU – 7:15PM | ESPN
  • Minnesota at Michigan – 7:30PM | FOX
  • LSU at Alabama – 8:00PM | CBS
  • Virginia Tech at Miami – 8:00PM | ABC
  • Oregon at Washington – 10:00PM | FS1
  • Arizona at Southern California – 10:45PM | ESPN
  • BYU at Fresno State – 10:45PM | ESPN2

• UFC 217 Prelims:
  • Bisping vs. St-Pierre: From MSG – 8:00PM | FS1 / TSN5

Wherever you are, you kings & queens, teens & tweens, please enjoy your Saturday night. THAT’S AN ORDER!