Just so you know, I set this thread up before heading down to Seattle for the [Redacteds] v. Seahawks game Sunday. My brother has promised copious beverages, and thanks to the handsome bastard BOLTMAN refers to as Low Commander I have coupons for assorted Seattle breweries to choose from as well. So while you’re Open Threading Sunday & not eating pizza, I’ll be brewery-hopping & not eating pizza.
Together, we can bring down the pizza oligarchs that secretly run this continent. Oil barons are just a front.
Well, let’s see who’ll be costing Papa John’s revenue today: (courtesy 506sports.com)
CBS EARLY
█ Anchorage AK | █ Fairbanks AK
█ Honolulu HI
| █ | Denver @ Philadelphia | Ian Eagle, Dan Fouts |
| █ | Baltimore @ Tennessee | Kevin Harlan, Rich Gannon |
| █ | Indianapolis @ Houston | Greg Gumbel, Trent Green |
| █ | Cincinnati @ Jacksonville | Andrew Catalon, James Lofton |
| █ | NO GAME due to local team at home on FOX | |
With word Thursday that DeShaun Watson may have Bridgewater’d himself, the Colts-Texans game sure looks like a lock for “Dog of the Week” on CBS. Ain’t nobody ordering pizza for that.
Unless they sign Kaep. OMG – Matt McGloin is now a Texan. That’s worth a laugh, not a slice.
CBS LATE
█ Anchorage AK | █ Fairbanks AK
█ Honolulu HI
| █ | Kansas City @ Dallas | Jim Nantz, Tony Romo |
| █ | NO GAME due to local team at home on FOX | |
This…this should actually be a pizza-worthy game. I believe it’s also Romo’s first visit home in the booth, so expect the over/under on JERRAH stories to be 7.5. Plenty of Jim Nantz guffawing is sure to accompany.
FOX SINGLE
█ Anchorage AK | █ Fairbanks AK
█ Honolulu HI
| █ | Atlanta @ Carolina | Joe Buck, Troy Aikman |
| █ | LA Rams @ NY Giants | Kenny Albert, Ronde Barber |
| █ | Tampa Bay @ New Orleans | Thom Brennaman, Chris Spielman |
| █ | Washington @ Seattle (LATE) | Kevin Burkhardt, Charles Davis |
| █ | Arizona @ San Francisco (LATE) | Chris Myers, Daryl Johnston |
Actually, not too many dogs on this schedule. Only the Cards-Niners game, but that’ll just leave us hard for next week, when the Bay Area is hit by an outbreak of Garappolio.
Tonight’s sports:
- NHL:
- Leafs at Blues – 7:00PM | CBC
- Habs at Jets – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
- Penguins at Canucks – 10:00PM | CBC
- CFL:
- Eskimos at Roughriders – 7:00PM | TSN
- Argos at Lions – 10:00PM | TSN
- NCAA: (of note)
- Nevada at Boise State – 7:00PM | ESPNU
- Texas at TCU – 7:15PM | ESPN
- Minnesota at Michigan – 7:30PM | FOX
- LSU at Alabama – 8:00PM | CBS
- Virginia Tech at Miami – 8:00PM | ABC
- Oregon at Washington – 10:00PM | FS1
- Arizona at Southern California – 10:45PM | ESPN
- BYU at Fresno State – 10:45PM | ESPN2
- UFC 217 Prelims:
- Bisping vs. St-Pierre: From MSG – 8:00PM | FS1 / TSN5
Wherever you are, you kings & queens, teens & tweens, please enjoy your Saturday night. THAT’S AN ORDER!
Hike 8 miles and climb up the side of a water fall?
You best believe that’s a glass of Buffalo Trace.
Cool; I’ll sum up my day in a gif.
I’ll still share some bourbon with you.
“We need to talk about your posting.”
-Ted the Cat
Firm silicone fit? Hope it includes shims.
Adjustable.
Knowing my luck, I’ll buy the automatic one and it will suddenly get stuck at 220 RPM.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xfC1Uvf1Yo
It really hurt, but it openned a new door; Tim was now singing in the boys’ choir.
Will never have any boys (or girls) of his own, though.
Although, when he is in his fifties he will never wince in pain when squishing ball sack getting out of his truck.
-Silver Lining
Live look-in of TCU-Texas:
What kind of public bathroom has real toilets but multiple stalls. Also of note: a document holder on the door of stall Right; generous toilet paper appropriation; coat hook (?) only for stall Left; disturbingly asymmetrical placement of the divider wall with respect to the center of the door jamb.
I bet you were a real bitch on the Warren Commission, weren’t you?
you ever see footage of Jim Garrison taking on the secret dingleberry theory?
Fido ain’t give a fuck.
Good dog.
My contribution was but one sentence: Throw the damn ball to Randy Moss some more.
Places with low water pressure. Reading material (Flush after pooping -thx management). A lot of times construction isn’t quite how we show it on the drawings.
2/10 would not bang
Howdy pooping buddy!
They could just be tinkling.
Right, they don’t look German.
U of Wyoming’s unis are excellent. I don’t care if Zymm thinks they don’t exist. I WAS THERE THIS YEAR MAN!
DRINK, eh??
Makers. Rocks. That is all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=81&v=EiRPoAFl-P4
Looks somewhat different from my Whole Foods or King Soopers.
would monkey work in chili? Asking for a friend?
/want to trick my kids into eating monkey
Young ragamuffins would sell what we suspected was monkey meat on a stick when we sailors would cruise the bars in the Philippines. I don’t know what kind of barbecue sauce they used, but man that stuff was good. I never got hepatitis, either.
I love that shit. It’s just pork, and they usually use Sprite or 7-UP in the marinade. I’ve tried making it, never got close to to what my Filipino brethren crank out.
But it’s a better sea story when the meat is monkey meat washed down with San Miguel
https://yarn.co/yarn-clip/73fcedae-397b-4f4f-91f2-f5cac35d2c44
Man, the quality control on the non-export SM was so shitty. One night you could go out and drink a case of that shit and hardly get a buzz. Next night drink three and fall off the barstool.
Not sure if that’s from some backwards non-jesus moose lim country smgdh or if cow heads just cost that much.
All things considered, my guess is the Philippines.
Not India.
So I’m guessing the party turned out not to be what the cows had been led to believe.
That’s a dark-side Far Side caption right there.
Well, they did get WASTED.
They see me floatin’…they hatin’.
Use the equipment available.
Litre shall win his bet, this has to be good Hippo mojo, yes??
Don’t get caught in traffic.
Touchdown Snow Cowboys!11
some ppl call them the snow gangstas of love!
How was your flight?
Was alright. A little Gallum-ish.
“Yes, I’d like a cup of coffee please, can you make sure it’s very hot? Thanks”.
Really should be Sean Hannity instead of a dog.
I like this for a start; could we make him the rusty chainsaw holder?
I learned yesterday that Hannity likes to badger men to propose to their girlfriends in front of him. It’s a lowkey dick move.
This is your pug on drugs. Any questions?
Mine sleeps a lot more. Sadly Oxipugs time is coming me thinks.
Been there, not fun.
I put one of my two cats down earlier this year, still have nightmares about it. Even though I know it was an act of love and I was certain it was what he wanted.
Being responsible for a life is just a bitch, no two ways about it.
It’s been about 10 years since I had to put down Maggie, my calico cat.
I still haven’t even tried another. That shit hurt.
Having been on the other side of that table way too many times, condolences to anyone who has to go thru that.
As far as my own, also not easy. But being able to be the one, and to do it at home for them somehow helps.
Don’t give them the wrong one.
Take pride in your work. Value your customers.
“Wish me luck, copper-I got a raw deal.”
“Your kind always does.”
/that’s some sharp dialogue right there.
I assume the 9+ months includes gestation?
I am getting hungry.
Not sucking it out. 2/10 would not bang.
Vino engaged!
This shit is delicious.
You god damn right it is.
Saturday night is my top shelf vino night. There’s even a wee splash of this in the mother sauce.
Life ain’t so bad.
I’d probably kill half that pot just dipping bread into it.
I made a sandwich a few hours ago, started to get a little hungry and dipped some whole grain bread into the sauce. Damn skippy!
Not the first time I’ve taken a pic of my laptop screen. Will look for that tomorrow.
It ain’t cheap here at the source in California so be sure to shine up your prettiest penny.
Three years old is about right for a good Pinot, gotta spend that money somewhere!
Is it available in a box? Zymm might be interested.
degenerate update, $300 on Team Big Love to cover (+10.5) @ Fresno, $100 on the over in Oregon/Washington (55)
We’ve lost Hippo.
He belongs to the interwebz bookmakers now.
:'(
Following your advice I just dropped some change on that OU/WU over.
I’ll read about it tomorrow.
Need teh snow Cowboys to keep this up. This snow game is fun.
OK Yeah Right, I see your Mother Sauce (hope you made a lot) and raise two Boston Butts (stupid name for pig shoulders) about to spend the night in teh smoker. Pulled pork season is here!
man, if you get that right…tis perfection
I gotta few secret techniques, so far no complaints or fatalities.
Goddamn I love some slow smoked pig.
But I am elevating the game by making homemade pasta AND homemade French bread.
Still. Smoked pork is a gift from the gods.
Shit. Conflicted!
Ordering some of the tools to make real baguettes, namely a bread lame and baker’s couche. Not exactly Midweek Rations material, takes days to make that shit. Supposedly worth the effort.
I was inspired since my recipe makes about 3 loaves. I’m going to cook the one tomorrow and freeze the others for fresh bread on Thanksgiving.
Duty now for the future!
You guys are killing me.
Cold pizza is no longer so appealing.
Save it for the hangover.
Parking is not in everyone’s skill set.
I’ve never been worth a shit at backing up myself. I have a travel trailer, only a matter of time before it’s destroyed.
I’ve become tainted by the reverse camera. God help me the next time I drive something that came out after 2015.
Do you have the beeper too? Can’t lie, that sucker kept me from backing my truck over shit more than once.
You can mail it to me if you don’t want it anymore.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YrWsmlJSiw
Speak of the devil . . . The Big Sleep is on Turner Classic right now
Lauren Bacall is a bit of a looker.
I’m pretty sure I’ve read pretty much the entire works of Raymond Chandler.
Required reading for us Angelinos.
Surrendered the remote to The Dame. She found a Lord of the Rings marathon…
Shit.
Sitting through Liz and Dick once is bad enough, but a marathon?
I can do 90’s.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFxVMfBfQDY
It is a blizzard at the Wyoming Colo St game. I found a crystal clear stream as well. Huzzah!
WE CAN HAZ SNOW GAME WOOOOOO!!!!1
Holy shit I can’t remember a snow-game this heavy this early!
ok, I will watch me some snow footy even if it is shit teams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xUEi7Sd9bE
Bishop still has the best pipes in modern music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqsiJPK-94Q
She good.
I am a degenerate gambler and am watching Wyoming Colorado St. Have the Cowboys +4.5
I am on tilt from earlier trying to talk myself into betting on Team Big Love in Fresno
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwxfmYR7ItM
Double shot? Why not?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbLJn941dBY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uR4WFPa6xuI
One of my fav’s of theirs.
Good ass sing along song right there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZ5cjQhhZus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRM9ZQCtKp0
Aw, yes. That sweet, sweet 90’s music aesthetic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCgX4ixCRcQ
Inner-Grat: You’re too old to be listening to ska, stupid.
Outer-Grat:
*whistling, sits down at computer*
“Eh, OSU PROBABLY came back and beat Iowa, right? I don’t need to check the score.”
*continues life, whistling*
/can’t actually whistle.
Just put your lips together and then be tOSU. Because they really blew today.
Blew away the competition, right? RIGHT!?
Yes!!!! Of course.
It was almost surreal, no shit.
21 point road favourites, too. I ALMOST stopped and beat on Iowa instead of Son of Clem when I saw the spread had gone from 9 to 10. SIGH.
everything disappoints Hippo. I did hear a new Royal Blood tune today that was good. Doubt anything can fuck this up. Oh, and at least the B1G is pretty much out of playoffs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BermIHe03zU
The mother sauce is going, about 5 hours tonight and three tomorrow. This frees me up to warm the sauce tomorrow and get crazy with the pasta and the bread.
The smell is insane.
You Sir, are a cruel, cruel man.
Now I have to go eat something.
Yeah but I have to sit here and smell it for another 4 hours tonight.
Shit, now I’m hungry again.
“Shit, now I’m hungry again.” – Karen Carpenter
/why should Slack have all teh fun
Seems like as good a night as any to rewatch Baseketball
I myself plan to rewatch Men at Work a little later.
HUZZAH!! Bedlam unded!!!
oh, Stillwater gon’ burn
It’ll be hard to tell the difference.
Admittedly this is based on 25 year old information, however.
Maybe it’s gotten better.
HOW do they call that AFTER the interception? Is THAT reviewable?
Pickerception! It’s BDSM Bedlam!!
Hippo and TWBS, I was really really rooting for NC State. Really and sincerely. Because fuck Clemson.
Until…
Until…
Your band started playing Fallout Boy.
FUCKING FALLOUT BOY!
I wish I could tell you that life is dictated by rules and physics and there is no such thing as karma but…
FALLOUT BOY?
That is fair shade throwing. I didn’t notice, but am ashamed.
Also ashamed that a senior-laden offense can’t make a simple goddamned line call change – with the game clock stopped and get set before the snap, costing themselves any shot at the game.
That was a perfect microcosm of NC State. A perpetual treadmill of misery.
That too.
They could play Fallout Boy 24/7 and it wouldn’t matter if we had a kicker and a special teams unit which could avoid giving up at least one kick return for TD every fucking game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhG-vLZrb-g
I had an emo college roommate that broke up with his girlfriend during the second semester and drunkenly played this fucking song 4,000 times. I hate Fall Out Boy with a fiery passion thanks to it.
Honestly, I don’t have the Fallout Boy hate a lot of folks seem to, though I don’t go out of my way to listen to them either…but I still find that hilarious. Emo roommates are awesome (/s)
/also had an emo roommate for two years of college
there are much, much better emo songs to kill urself over a gal to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY
I say catch.
Both of my alma maters are playing at the same time and both are being televised (UTSA@UIF, local broadcast; UT@TCU, national broadcast). Think I’ll stay with the former, since they actually have a chance to win. Longhorns are gonna get throttled by the Horned Frogs.
More points in Stillwater.
*yawn*
Oklahoma-OK State is most realistic-looking video game I’ve ever seen.
Reminds me of a coupla shootouts we Wolven losers had with TxTech way back when.
55-52. Gus is pleased.
House is cleared out, shitty loss is in the books.
Time to drank some.
Anyone here? Hello?
So damn many close games on this afternoon I damn near broke my remote flipping around. And Sooners scored again while I was typing this.