Your Sunday Night “FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!” NFL Football Open Thread

Well, this one looked a heck of a lot better at the beginning of the year than it does now. Were you aware that Red Miller passed away in late September? The old fella made it all the way to 89, he did. “Who the hell is Red Miller?” you ask? Well, first things first-must you be so aggressive? Be more civil please. Red Miller was the very first coach to take the Broncos to a Super Bowl way back in the 70’s. All I mamember about it was that I was cheering for/knew the Cowboys were going to win. That was several lifetimes ago. Back then I was young, dumb and thanks to my local parish priest, full of cum. (this is the part where I’m kidding) Let’s go… TO THE GAME!

Pats/Broncos: The No Fly Zone has given up 70+ yards to five receivers. Among them are Kelce, Witten, Engram and Hunter Henry. That shit-eating grin you see in your mind’s eye belongs to the Gronkster. Though New England has their own te issues in that they’ve given up 5 scores to that position in only eight games. Is it time for me to plug in AJ Derby and hope for the best? It is. You’d think that after giving up 51 to the Eagles last week the D will get its poop together, right? Look for wr Amendola to pick up a few of the targets that the sidelined Hogan (“HOGAN!”) won’t be able to grab. He does have cb Harris on him though. There’s another high risk, high reward guy that the desperate among you may want to take for a little spin around the block.

Take me home, commenters!

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Wakezilla
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Everytime I watch this commercial, I can’t help but think it’s selling steroids

Brocky
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I must return to my home planet to regenerate for a short time.

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Okay, we’ve got the Taylor Swift alcohol funny car in the near lane, and a hot pants & go-go boots lane crew person in the far lane guiding the “Excel Drywall Racing” car.
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Prolly shouldna just looked at a bunch-o-dessert gifs……

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Chocolate Moose.

Brick Meathook
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here’s a girl with a souvenir tire. Apparently you can just go to the pits and ask for a used tire and they’ll give you one. I saw some fat guys rolling them too so I guess they aren’t choosy.
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

It flew into the crowd and killed her parents; WORTH IT!

Senor Weaselo
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Isn’t that one of the Final Destination movies? Those were hilarious.

Brick Meathook
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Brick Meathook

“This is the tire that killed her baby. They let her keep it.”

This is the new caption for this photo.

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Mr. Ayo
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Mr. Ayo

Pre-lubed!

blaxabbath
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American Vandal looks good

blaxabbath
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About three episodes in and not sure how I️ feel about Stranger Things Season 2. Definitely can tell it’s shot different. The abrupt entrance of Max is head scratching. Don’t but the “it’s from the upside down so let’s not destroy it or even tell anyone about it.”

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Brick Meathook
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Brick Meathook

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OK, I feel better now.

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Brick Meathook
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Here’s a guy at the drag races today. The top of his head actually had an eyeball, but I could never get a shot of it and I didn’t feel like asking hime to pose for me.
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ballsofsteelandfury
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So, teacher?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Sharkbait
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Sharkbait

I better see this in the NFL next week:

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Brick Meathook
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Brick Meathook

Why don’t they just start sucking each other’s dicks and get it over with.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

No, his number is 89

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Spanky Datass
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Spanky Datass

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Well, if you are going to get flipped off…….

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Sharkbait
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Sharkbait

My wife says Ben McAdoo should be fired into the sun.

nomonkeyfun
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Keep him for the rest of the season. We Don’t want someone competent coming in and screwing with the accidental tank job.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Well, that would certainly lose the team; no player respects a coach on the moon, let alone someone who has been fired into the sun.

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OK; actual bird flipping.

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Brick Meathook
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Brick Meathook

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King Hippo
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Most non-cock-suckers would be taking a knee here.

theeWeeBabySeamus
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Speaking of which, I really am now.
The rest of you non-cock-suckers have a good night.
That goes for the cocksuckers too, for that matter.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Viva La Tabula Raza
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Viva La Tabula Raza

At least they’ve stopped playing that stupid donkey braying when it’s third down for the Pats.

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theeWeeBabySeamus
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I think Moose is trying to express himself.

Sharkbait
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Sharkbait

With 37 pieces of flair

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Brick Meathook
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Brick Meathook

Bob, you’re a deluded liar. Go paint a fucking tree.

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King Hippo
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Thirty Helens Agree

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Brocky
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blarg

King Hippo
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I suggest handing off.

theeWeeBabySeamus
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Later probably. First I’ve got some work to do, then I need to eat something.
Plus it’s always a challenge to find the right video and….wait….

Oh you meant….never mind.

Mr. Ayo
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Mr. Ayo

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King Hippo
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I want a written thank you note from Our Equine Lord and Saviour for making it to the end of this one.

theeWeeBabySeamus
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King Hippo
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hoof print or GTFO

Sharkbait
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Sharkbait

“Brock looks good tonight”

Immediately throws a pick.

Amazing

theeWeeBabySeamus
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I’LL SHOW YOU!!!!!

– Brock Lobster

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Sharkbait

Also in regards to Vegas, I’ll be there January 5. Womp womp

theeWeeBabySeamus
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A month too late. Or maybe we’re a month too early.

We need to plan better next time.

Sharkbait
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Sharkbait

Indeed. I’m going for the Ice Giants-(soon to be) Ice Raiders game that sunday. Re-schedule!

theeWeeBabySeamus
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We had talked about taking in the Sunday Knights/’Yotes matchup for our weekend, but I think that has dissolved into “let’s watch SNF, bet money, and drink a lot” instead.

Sharkbait
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That’s the pre game plan. After Vegas, we’re heading to LA the day after for the following week.

theeWeeBabySeamus
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Sheeit…now I am very jealous.
You suck.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

That depends on how drunk he gets.

Sharkbait
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Sharkbait

Im sure that will be happening at some point.

Also, Boots on the ground for the Knights-Rangers Game?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Well then you can’t get that drunk. Somebody else will have to…. fill in.

ballsofsteelandfury
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Let us know if you’ve got time and we can meet up for a beer!

Sharkbait
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Sharkbait

Done!

theeWeeBabySeamus
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Siemian wearing that toque looks like he want to go sledding.

theeWeeBabySeamus
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You funny sumbitches are a bad influence. I said I was leaving like an hour ago.
But I just can’t quit youse.

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Sharkbait

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Brick Meathook
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This break was a whole slate of redneck national spots.

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