Your Sunday Night “FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!” NFL Football Open Thread

Well, this one looked a heck of a lot better at the beginning of the year than it does now. Were you aware that Red Miller passed away in late September? The old fella made it all the way to 89, he did. “Who the hell is Red Miller?” you ask? Well, first things first-must you be so aggressive? Be more civil please. Red Miller was the very first coach to take the Broncos to a Super Bowl way back in the 70’s. All I mamember about it was that I was cheering for/knew the Cowboys were going to win. That was several lifetimes ago. Back then I was young, dumb and thanks to my local parish priest, full of cum. (this is the part where I’m kidding) Let’s go… TO THE GAME!

Pats/Broncos: The No Fly Zone has given up 70+ yards to five receivers. Among them are Kelce, Witten, Engram and Hunter Henry. That shit-eating grin you see in your mind’s eye belongs to the Gronkster. Though New England has their own te issues in that they’ve given up 5 scores to that position in only eight games. Is it time for me to plug in AJ Derby and hope for the best? It is. You’d think that after giving up 51 to the Eagles last week the D will get its poop together, right? Look for wr Amendola to pick up a few of the targets that the sidelined Hogan (“HOGAN!”) won’t be able to grab. He does have cb Harris on him though. There’s another high risk, high reward guy that the desperate among you may want to take for a little spin around the block.

Take me home, commenters!

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Gratliff

So Donks are actually bad. Fortunately, that Lombardi trophy means Bojack’s gonna be running this team for the next 20 years.

Sharkbait

Neeeeeigh!

Brick Meathook

With Edelman out, who does Brady sleep with after the game? Probably Amendola, I don’t think he’d go for Gronk.

nomonkeyfun

I think Gronk’s dick fell off from Herpes about 5 years ago.

Shogun Marcus

I thought the red zone started at the other team’s 20.

Sharkbait

Brian Hoyer sighting?

King Hippo

that would be nice (considering how I want the 2nd place team in my division to lose)

Mr. Ayo

More like the No Stop Zone

theeWeeBabySeamus

Am I the only one who thinks Vance kinda sorta resembles…well….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0jo8VQ-zBY

King Hippo

Broncos’ YouTube guy already pegged him as a dead ringer for Fargo Season 2’s Mike Milligan

theeWeeBabySeamus

Yep, I can see that as well.
Also, that is totes moar badass.

litre_cola

Come on Gronkdown!

King Hippo

FIRE HIM THIS INSTANT

Sharkbait

Him and Ben McAdoo can change places!

Viva La Tabula Raza

“Take him out back and shoot him.”

Viva La Tabula Raza

“Someone wake up the punter.”

King Hippo

way to not call timeout and gift the P*ts a first down, shitheads

Sharkbait

I saw that PI from here Cris. If Harris is a magician, he’s Gob Bluth.

King Hippo

bound and determined to humiliate, so let’s fuck some fuckers up, Vance

theeWeeBabySeamus

NFL supports the Pat Tillman Foundation.

New slogan idea: Hey, we can’t kill him with friendly fire twice.

Shogun Marcus

“See? Not EVERY player dies of CTE.”

Viva La Tabula Raza

Why aren’t those marines deployed?
—Donald Trump

Spur
theeWeeBabySeamus

I haven’t seen Rice hit the ground like that since my wedding.
I also felt nauseous and disoriented afterwards.

Mr. Ayo

I haven’t seen Rice hit the ground like that since the elevator video.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Nice.

I mean not foar Janay, but otherwise.

Mr. Ayo

She apologizes for making that joke awkward.

Gratliff

That stupid Damnation commercial is drilling its way into my brain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYF7H_fpc-g

Brick Meathook

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Sharkbait

Send him to the tent!

Spur

Too old – Rodgers

Mr. Ayo

I hope he clears the concussion protocol before next week’s games!

Spur
King Hippo

punting here is SURRENDER, Vance

Mr. Ayo

Fucking Cowherds.

Spur
Spur
King Hippo

they makes with the nice musics

King Hippo

so now Dion Lewis is going to be good.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I think Imma become a P*ts fan. It seems easier. I’m tired of fighting.
I will also now call U*NC and Duke my co-alma maters, I will become a Yanks and Red Sox homer.

And also…Roll Damn Tide.

litre_cola

Dont forget your longtime allegiance to the Golden State Warriors

Shogun Marcus

And suicide!

King Hippo

Seppuku is always the gold standard ,, white ppl forget that

Shogun Marcus

Kampai!

theeWeeBabySeamus

Nope. Bay area. That’s a bridge too far.

Mr. Ayo

Wait, Bay or Golden Gate?

Viva La Tabula Raza

It won’t last. I have been a Pats fan since 1968; there was a lot of crawling through the desert of shit seasons. It won’t last; I expect “us” to suck again before I shuffle off this mortal coil.

Sharkbait

ONE OF US! ONE OF US! ONE OF US!

Brick Meathook

I ROOT FOR THE WASHINGTON GENERALS

Spur

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blaxabbath

Twitter ratio is Avery interesting thing.

Sharkbait

Good god. It was a catch.

Mr. Ayo

Donk down!

Spur

Donks TD?????

King Hippo

what’s that y’all said re Bolles and holding?

theeWeeBabySeamus

Ummm…he does.

Shogun Marcus

But he doesn’t really mean it, he’s just doing it cause you make him. Cold and aloof.

Spur
King Hippo

no really it’s so fun to relate

herodotus450

New Rule: We all just assume that the other teams are letting the Pats win the super bowl every year to save the league money on trophy engraving. And they are just waiting their turn to take less money to play in New England and win it.

Sharkbait

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Oh boy look out here comes another one of Denver’s patented field goals!

Sharkbait

Sup bitches.

Shogun Marcus

No thanks, I ate. Next time?

Spur

Yo. I have a bleached asshole want to party?

Shogun Marcus

Be mindful of red wine!

theeWeeBabySeamus

Sooooo….about Vegas….

😉

Sharkbait

I will be there….January 5

Mr. Ayo

Zvnt tnkt lvkt!

theeWeeBabySeamus

Ayo has gone crabperson.
I blame Beastie.

Viva La Tabula Raza

If everyone scored TDs instead of FGs, Cris, the score would be 35-21.

litre_cola

Are you some kind of witch????

Mr. Ayo

Yeah, but that assumes all the extra points were made.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Ok, if the Donks can force a few turnovers, then I only need :checks math: Jarvis Landry to score negative 70 points tomorrow.

Brick Meathook

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Who doesn’t like eating poolside?

herodotus450

Stamkos has 23 assists? That’s like 34.1 points per game!
/Ok more like 1.77.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Denver’s only chance in this game is to send everyone at Brady on every play and dive at his knees until both ACL’s are torn.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

That post bachelor party nap and shower was badly needed. To quote my favorite movie, what’s happening in the clean world?

blaxabbath

Joe Biden is going to run and kill a flailing Trump in ‘20. He’ll lead America through the post-trump era and generally take the edge off the county.

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Nah. The Obama halo effect will wear off after his first few gaffes and his popularity will reset to where it belongs.

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This is not to say he won’t run in 2020, but that people forget the reason he had no shot in ’08 was because he was a gaffe machine.

herodotus450

Gaffe Machines are definitely unelectable.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Machines aren’t even eligible to run….yet

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Ones who are actual politicians like Biden are.

herodotus450

He needs to produce more gaffes to get to the “Three Stooges Syndrome” level that worked for trump.

...

He will not judged by the same standard as Trump was.

King Hippo

I love the Diamond Joe. Agree that the things that were issues with him before should be barely noticeable in today’s environs.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Never underestimate the right’s ability to enforce a double standard and crank up the outrage machine.

King Hippo

this is true, but fuck it. DIAMOND JOE!!

Spur

Biden should have ran with Tulsi Gabbard as VP

Spur

Gabbard takes over after the 1st four years. Stomping out the last of Clinton scum.

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I don’t want Gabbard near any high profile ticket.

King Hippo

Gabbard is a dictator apologist. Weird as fuck.

...

She’s one of the most shameless opportunists in Congress and I trust her less than most of them.

Spur
hippofant

Okay, I won’t lie. I’m starting to like the chemistry Rodney, Tony, and Dan have now.

theeWeeBabySeamus

This seems like a good time to stop drinking and actually go get some work done.
Later taters.

Shogun Marcus

Boob jorb? Calf implants? PENILE NARROWING?!

theeWeeBabySeamus

My calves are fine and muscular, I like my thick penis, and can I have boobs removed?

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I hate football.

Senor Weaselo

Hold the fuck up, is James Carville the maitre di? At a Jewish catering place? Because that guy sure as hell looked like him.

Gratliff

Nothing says fine dining like Nosferatu at your table

herodotus450

Cajun Style!

King Hippo

Special teams aside, not played that bad. And it’s 9-27. Just fucking kill me now, Lord.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Hey if it make you feel better the Patriots’ halftime lead against the Raiders next week will probably be even bigger.

One thing I do is remind myself that getting upset about NFL results when the Patriots are involved are like getting upset about the results of a professional wrestling match.

King Hippo

TRUE DAT

Mr. Ayo

I see the Donks want to give themselves a proper challenge next half

hippofant

Are they trying to make dilly dilly the next WHAZZZZAP?!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I think it’s silly silly.

/that joke is almost, but not quite, as bad as the whole “dilly dilly” thing.

theeWeeBabySeamus

If you say so.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

My point is that it’s not possible to make a joke as bad as the original “dilly dilly” one. It can’t be done.

theeWeeBabySeamus

You made a good run, tho.
😛

Shogun Marcus

Ribbit. You know they’re always up for whatever.

Mr. Ayo

It’s a big hit in philly philly

Spur

Taste Great!