Your Sunday Night “FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!” NFL Football Open Thread

Well, this one looked a heck of a lot better at the beginning of the year than it does now. Were you aware that Red Miller passed away in late September? The old fella made it all the way to 89, he did. “Who the hell is Red Miller?” you ask? Well, first things first-must you be so aggressive? Be more civil please. Red Miller was the very first coach to take the Broncos to a Super Bowl way back in the 70’s. All I mamember about it was that I was cheering for/knew the Cowboys were going to win. That was several lifetimes ago. Back then I was young, dumb and thanks to my local parish priest, full of cum. (this is the part where I’m kidding) Let’s go… TO THE GAME!

Pats/Broncos: The No Fly Zone has given up 70+ yards to five receivers. Among them are Kelce, Witten, Engram and Hunter Henry. That shit-eating grin you see in your mind’s eye belongs to the Gronkster. Though New England has their own te issues in that they’ve given up 5 scores to that position in only eight games. Is it time for me to plug in AJ Derby and hope for the best? It is. You’d think that after giving up 51 to the Eagles last week the D will get its poop together, right? Look for wr Amendola to pick up a few of the targets that the sidelined Hogan (“HOGAN!”) won’t be able to grab. He does have cb Harris on him though. There’s another high risk, high reward guy that the desperate among you may want to take for a little spin around the block.

Take me home, commenters!

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Spur

Donks why?

litre_cola

Hmmm Macgruber is on as is Paul Blart. Has to be better than this.

Gratliff

Oh you useless fucks

King Hippo

you seen us play Los Gigantes, right??

Petronel

WOOOOOO

(Apologies to all the P*ts haters, and Hippo)

King Hippo

your husband better be a cool dude!

Petronel

He’s a Boston sports martyr, but is well aware of this and remains quite sufferable.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I dunno why, but this made me laugh.
Nicely played.

rockingdog

whooooooo! yea TD!!!!

Mr. Ayo

Fuck this game with John Elway’s horse cock

Viva La Tabula Raza

Un-fucking-real.

King Hippo

JESUS FUCK THESE SPECIAL TEAMS

JustStopDude

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Spur

Slower….slower…….slower

JustStopDude

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King Hippo

there is a subset of Donks fans online that does NOT like He-mannuel Sanders.

these ppl are fucking stupid

Spur
King Hippo

FGs ain’t gonna do it

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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blaxabbath

I don’t understand the Hulk. Like, I thought he became the Hulk when he was angry. But now it seems like he’s just a huge green guy who is invincible?

Spur

Just go with it

Viva La Tabula Raza

Plus, how does the tattoo needle penetrate his armor-like skin?

rockingdog

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rockingdog

QB Shovelface for the broncos!

Spur

Hey WWII veteran. thank you for kicking Nazi ass, stopping Japanese nationalism and stopping Italian ass grab. Can you slap your son and your grandsons around for admiring those assholes? Thanks.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Cheers to that.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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blaxabbath

I would not sexually assault that.

But, man, if I were a powerful Hollywood executive….

King Hippo

Sanders WOO!!!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Spur
blaxabbath

Brees threw for 184 yards today. Thomas accounted for 117 receiving yards.

litre_cola

Grit down.

Spur

Answer for your kin Hippo!

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Well fuck this game.

Spur

Fucking Donks ruining my drinking fun. now it’s hate drinking.

litre_cola

Yes collinsworth tell us all about how great a punt returner you were.

King Hippo

are you fucking kidding me??

Dunstan

Goddamn Broncos.

rockingdog

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King Hippo

and I keep getting told the CO music scene is generally awesome…

rockingdog

also what are the chances that President Pumpkin Spice is watching this patiots game?

King Hippo

0, the subject isn’t him and how great he is

hippofant

Why does the US glorify terrible singing? IS this some ironic prank you’re trying to play on rest of us?

rockingdog

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Spur
Viva La Tabula Raza

Those Chinese athletic cup manufacturers really take their product testing seriously.

Spur

that was a bad. that was really bad. that did not honor the troops.

King Hippo

good God, I only caught the back end but….BLECH

rockingdog

the offended troops are offended!

hippofant

Fricking… while I’m at it:

https://youtube.com/CdPzivukYPM?t=334

rockingdog

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Metalocalypse?

Viva La Tabula Raza

Is this what they’re showing on Saturday morning cartoon time these days? Man, cartoons have changed since I was a kid.

hippofant
Spur

Watch out for those stairs Carrie.

rockingdog

I wonder what her parents think of that dress she is wearing…..

Viva La Tabula Raza

I wonder if concertgoers at her shows holler “Sunday Night Football song!” as if it were Free Bird.

rockingdog

gonna try to put some hot cheetos on a piece of cheese pizza. oh yea!

litre_cola

Was this whole salute the military planned or was it expedited due to the kneeling?

King Hippo

think it’s usual Veterans’ Day weekend

litre_cola

That would make sense but it is way over the top this year.

King Hippo

agreed, can’t tell if I am imagining that part or not

rockingdog
King Hippo

of the 7-2 team QBs in the NFC….I think I trust Goff most now. More than Breesus.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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JUST DROP ME BETWEEN HER BOOBS I DON’T CARE IF I DIE IN THERE

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A woman that large could simultaneously squish half a dozen foot fetishists.

Viva La Tabula Raza

“Help me find my car keys, and we can DRIVE out of here.”

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Viva La Tabula Raza

Rodney Harrison with the Colin Kaepernick “a better quarterback is sitting at home” reference vis a vis Tom Savage.

Fronkenshteen

Yo Hippo! I’m down one point. Opponent has Trey Flowers & McCaffery. I have McCourty & Sanders, Booker, or Burkhead. Whaddya think?

King Hippo

Sanders

Fronkenshteen

Thanks.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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This is going to be terrible.

King Hippo

Indeed. I cannot come up with even a pill-addled plausible narrative otherwise. We needed snow.

/also, where is make it snow??

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Traveling I thought, but I could be wrong.

Spur

The Roy Moore LIfetime movie was fast tracked.

Spur
rockingdog

so my roommate says that the US olympic curling team trials is on!!!! what!!!

King Hippo

stop saying niceties re Dreamboat, Our Equine Lord and Saviour!!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

You need him to throw to Gronk. You know that right?
Well, maybe you don’t need him to this week. LMFAO.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Viva La Tabula Raza

Like a typical Pats fan, I think every game, no matter how shitty the opponent, is a trap game. I’m one large clenched sphincter unless “we” are up 40 points.

rockingdog

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King Hippo

this is only a trap if we shoot/Tonya Harding Gronk during warmups

theeWeeBabySeamus

You had me at “Shoot Tonya Harding”.
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herodotus450

You can never go home again, scotchwhiskeynaut.

Spur

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwZvip416NU
Two more drinks then off to bed. Let’s rock out!

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