Your “It’s 4 O’Clock Somewhere” NFL Football Open Thread

I don’t get hung over very much anymore but when you go thru the stress of an Eggpocalypse, the usual college footballing and a Cuse/Kansas game, sometimes the excessive imbibing catches up to you. No matter, today is a new day and somebody has to get back on that horse and it might as well be yours truly. TO THE GAMES!

CLE/LAC: The Chargers O is on fire right now but Josh Gordon is back. Finally! I wonder what took him so long. Oh, right. Wr Allen is averaging a stunning 165 yards over his last two and I can’t see him being stopped by them Browns. The LawnClippers are actually the only team that Cleveland has beaten in the last two years but lightning won’t be striking twice today.

NYG/OAK: Try to hold down your dinner if you’re watching this travesty. Both Crabtree and Cooper are out again and the Giants haven’t been able to cover the tight end spot for a few years now. What does this mean to you? Well, if you’re waffling about inserting Jared Cook into your fantasy lineup just go ahead and move on to something else. Will the Geno Smith Era last all of the rest of the season? The smart money is pushing people out of the way in order to get to the betting window and put all its money on the under. Btw, sources tell ESPN that McAdoo is gone within 24 hours of this upcoming loss.

CAR/NO: Two 8-3 teams have at it for the NFC South lead. Congrats to you if you drafted Kamara Chameleon back in the fall. He comes and goes up and down the field. He comes and goes. You may want to strain your shoulder giving yourself a pat on the back for that one. You see, you’re old-you can’t be doing that sort of thing at your age.

LAR/ARI: Third string qb Gabby Gabbert gets another start for the Cards who have been devastated by the ouchie bug. He’ll be throwing to the likes of Ricky Seals-Jones, Chad Williams and Carlton Agudosi. Who? After halting the Saints 8 gamewin streak, the Rams just might be onto something. Qb Goff is gulping some rarified air these days. Over his last 4 games his TD/INT numbers are 9-1. Notbad for a feller that was written off last year.

Get at ‘er!

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

We needed the Raiders to win by 9 to complete the parlay and win over $1K each.

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Gratliff

Oh my god. It’s almost real football time.

rockingdog
rockingdog

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rockingdog
rockingdog

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Kamara gettin it!!!!!!!

King Hippo

Life is a giant bag of post-tequila shit. FUCKING KICKERS

King Hippo

PLEASE GO FOR IT YOU BOMBER ASSHOLE

King Hippo

I am at the point now where if Brown plays, he’s 60/40 to beat me. A FG takes it to like 80/20.

King Hippo

MAYBE they won’t kick, try for the 1st down instead. A block is risky…

litre_cola

Greg the leg!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Is he wiry?

rockingdog
rockingdog

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King Hippo

This RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!!! FG is gonna be like a kick in the nuts.

rockingdog
rockingdog

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No go get THAT TD!!!!!!

Spur
Spur

HOLY SHIT. come on Panthers!

Spur
Spur

TD TD. Good job Cam

King Hippo

Also like Iowa State +3 v. Memphis. Nothing else screams at me yet.

Spur
Spur

Let’s go garbage time TDs for Cam!

King Hippo

kicking 2 FGs inside the 5 is worse than the OKC bombing, McVeigh. YOU DICK

JustStopDude
JustStopDude

And Kizer is imploding…

rockingdog
rockingdog

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King Hippo

c’mon, go for it you wuss

rockingdog
rockingdog

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Gordon is going off

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I started him in one league, that’s great!

I’m facing him in my bigger money league, that’s bad.

King Hippo

NEED GURLEYDOWN

litre_cola

No. Just no.

Spur
Spur

i need more Kupp!

King Hippo

Where the fuck is Todd Gurley??

Spur
Spur

Panthers are playing like shit, i blame Shula

King Hippo

He is a wet bag of shit

Spur
Spur

he should be banished to Tennessee or Tallahassee.

rockingdog
rockingdog

Panthers with the turnover!
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King Hippo

OK, #ThePauls. No picksix and I get my 6-for-6 rush and end the day happy, no matter the last 2 results.

litre_cola

Eli is wondering why he didn’t get any orange slices at halftime.

Spur
Spur

BLOCK!

King Hippo

Evan Engram? Also on my bench.

/I have Gronk but the flex is where I suck

rockingdog
rockingdog

Geno Smith to Engram
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King Hippo

I started the year 9-1, and my divisional fate depends on Antonio Brown being a late scratch Monday night.

rockingdog
rockingdog

Yea same here. What up with Antonio Brown being Questionable???? Da Fuck?
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King Hippo

toe owie

/the good thing is THOSE CAN LINGER

King Hippo

LISTEN TO ME, Omar Epps. One week off now saves you much hassle down the line. You know this to be true and right.

/waivers are now frozen in my money league

rockingdog
rockingdog

Gerrrrrrr Throw it to Cupp!!!!
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JustStopDude
JustStopDude

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rockingdog
rockingdog

Bad link….

JustStopDude
JustStopDude
rockingdog
rockingdog

Saints D making a statement

Spur
Spur

Fuck you Funchess