I don’t get hung over very much anymore but when you go thru the stress of an Eggpocalypse, the usual college footballing and a Cuse/Kansas game, sometimes the excessive imbibing catches up to you. No matter, today is a new day and somebody has to get back on that horse and it might as well be yours truly. TO THE GAMES!

CLE/LAC: The Chargers O is on fire right now but Josh Gordon is back. Finally! I wonder what took him so long. Oh, right. Wr Allen is averaging a stunning 165 yards over his last two and I can’t see him being stopped by them Browns. The LawnClippers are actually the only team that Cleveland has beaten in the last two years but lightning won’t be striking twice today.

NYG/OAK: Try to hold down your dinner if you’re watching this travesty. Both Crabtree and Cooper are out again and the Giants haven’t been able to cover the tight end spot for a few years now. What does this mean to you? Well, if you’re waffling about inserting Jared Cook into your fantasy lineup just go ahead and move on to something else. Will the Geno Smith Era last all of the rest of the season? The smart money is pushing people out of the way in order to get to the betting window and put all its money on the under. Btw, sources tell ESPN that McAdoo is gone within 24 hours of this upcoming loss.

CAR/NO: Two 8-3 teams have at it for the NFC South lead. Congrats to you if you drafted Kamara Chameleon back in the fall. He comes and goes up and down the field. He comes and goes. You may want to strain your shoulder giving yourself a pat on the back for that one. You see, you’re old-you can’t be doing that sort of thing at your age.

LAR/ARI: Third string qb Gabby Gabbert gets another start for the Cards who have been devastated by the ouchie bug. He’ll be throwing to the likes of Ricky Seals-Jones, Chad Williams and Carlton Agudosi. Who? After halting the Saints 8 gamewin streak, the Rams just might be onto something. Qb Goff is gulping some rarified air these days. Over his last 4 games his TD/INT numbers are 9-1. Notbad for a feller that was written off last year.

Get at ‘er!