I don’t get hung over very much anymore but when you go thru the stress of an Eggpocalypse, the usual college footballing and a Cuse/Kansas game, sometimes the excessive imbibing catches up to you. No matter, today is a new day and somebody has to get back on that horse and it might as well be yours truly. TO THE GAMES!
CLE/LAC: The Chargers O is on fire right now but Josh Gordon is back. Finally! I wonder what took him so long. Oh, right. Wr Allen is averaging a stunning 165 yards over his last two and I can’t see him being stopped by them Browns. The LawnClippers are actually the only team that Cleveland has beaten in the last two years but lightning won’t be striking twice today.
NYG/OAK: Try to hold down your dinner if you’re watching this travesty. Both Crabtree and Cooper are out again and the Giants haven’t been able to cover the tight end spot for a few years now. What does this mean to you? Well, if you’re waffling about inserting Jared Cook into your fantasy lineup just go ahead and move on to something else. Will the Geno Smith Era last all of the rest of the season? The smart money is pushing people out of the way in order to get to the betting window and put all its money on the under. Btw, sources tell ESPN that McAdoo is gone within 24 hours of this upcoming loss.
CAR/NO: Two 8-3 teams have at it for the NFC South lead. Congrats to you if you drafted Kamara Chameleon back in the fall. He comes and goes up and down the field. He comes and goes. You may want to strain your shoulder giving yourself a pat on the back for that one. You see, you’re old-you can’t be doing that sort of thing at your age.
LAR/ARI: Third string qb Gabby Gabbert gets another start for the Cards who have been devastated by the ouchie bug. He’ll be throwing to the likes of Ricky Seals-Jones, Chad Williams and Carlton Agudosi. Who? After halting the Saints 8 gamewin streak, the Rams just might be onto something. Qb Goff is gulping some rarified air these days. Over his last 4 games his TD/INT numbers are 9-1. Notbad for a feller that was written off last year.
Get at ‘er!
I fucking hate this goddamn game…
Bosa = Kill
Who’s the bottom Aaron or Clay?
oh, that’s just mean
MOAR INGRAM PLEASE.
#ThePauls QB at least gives a fuck. That’s a start.
The frustrating thing about the Browns this year is that they have been playing pretty damn tough to their opponents. Aside from a couple of complete blowouts this year, they have been competitive.
Its just…well when it falls apart, its like a massive implosion in the last five minutes or so in the game.
This is more than we usually see of them on RZ, but sure seems they deserved a better fate today. Must be tough to watch that with a stake every week.
I’m not kidding…pretty much every fucking game it feels like its played out this way.
The Browns play tough. The Defense keeps it close. Kizer is completely serviceable. There aren’t any glaring “What the fuck is he thinking?” coaching moments.
This team is so damn insanely snake bit its unreal.
Los Gigantes could still win 14-13!!
#Bargaining
fuck off Gigantes
As long as you yell “DODGEBALL” you’re allowed to throw anything at anyone at anytime.
If #ThePauls cover before Los Gigantes lose, it will take my rush to 6-6 (including 2 moneylines), which is still pretty fucking good, especially for NFL betting.
wife: Get your hand out of your pants
toddler: Sorry
son: Sorry
me: Sorry
The Flow throws a fine murder ball!
What time zone are they playing that Giants-Raiders game? 2001?
I was thinking 1922, but then Geno seems to be free
it’s like the coaching staff in Tennessee did not know how to use the talent.
Can i get a RAMMIT turnover?
followed by a long TD pass to Gurley Man pls
Carolina really needs to fire Shula.
I had a crazy ass aunt who lived in upstate New York who legitimately got mad if you flushed the toilet if all you did was piss. Suffice it to say, that was a one-time visit.
I spent two years working for a food service company on the campus of Johns Hopkins. I was the marketing director. I had to deal with whiny, bitchy, spoiled fucks who were “vegan.” They were complete assholes.
Long story short, I once dipped the “vegan only” tongs into au jus sauce before we opened for dinner.
Fuck those fucking cunts.
I have one vegan kid. She is, in fact, an asshole.
Vegan sister. Can confirm.
why are they making Gurley a decoy? Moe-rons
Throw it to Kupp please
Dilly Dilly
Odd i don’t remember Tennessee being a powerhouse with Kamara,
Snack attack
And now, takes from the bus.
Two kids, maybe 7 or 8: “It smells like someone farted real bad in here. Yeah.”
3yo girl: “My mommy just farted! My mommy just farted!”
Doesn’t actually smell like farts, but that section of bus chuckles.
tOSU opens SEVEN poin favourites over Troi Boiz, put one bill on SC. Also one on Da U (+6.5) v. Wiscy.
Did ANYONE see anything last night that screamed juggernaut to anyone?
Only if you value Wisconsin. Osu had a better running game, and their qb had knee surgery a week earlier. And he’s arguably their best runner.
Their secondary seems exploitable (cough Oklahoma game cough) but usc doesn’t have a good passing game, do they? A qb who’s been fellated for years? Oh well.
I mean, I think tOSU could beat SC, sure. Toss-up, pretty much. Two good, if flawed, teams. But a 7-point spread is like one is a beast, one is a pretender. Which…no.
All of Miami’s offensive weapons are hurt. Will they be back?
I’d say that’s one Bitchin’ Kamara!
I tired. See all you jizz wranglers later.
http://www.bostonherald.com/opinion/editorials/2017/12/Out-of-control-officials-ruining-the-game
Jawja actually opens as 1-point favourite, got in 7 bills on Boomer Sooner.
this is just in cover range, better get a Josh Gordon TD
http://www.bostonherald.com/sports/patriots/2017/12/its_not_just_gronk_patriots_offense_has_so_many_ways_to_hurt_teams
The Herald is the NY Post of Boston, it’s circulation consists entirely of Massachusetts Trump voters.
KEEENANDOWN!
2nd Half RAMS lets goooo!
Goff throw to Cupp and get me dem points!!!!!
so many Baby Buster and/or Gurley Man points needed
make Gordon and Hunter Henry ded pls
https://www.bostonglobe.com/sports/patriots/2017/12/03/Gronk-victimized-by-flag-happy-officialsi/Vlu7wkQZES1Nu9gjx3WUyO/story.html
Never fucking change, New England dickheads.
victimized?
Self-righteous chucklefuck losers
Hey now…there are two sides to every dirty play…
The right side and the P*ts’ side.
Gotta hear both sides
making coffee in my “I Made a Huge Mistake” mug whilst I eat a pear for breakfast. 3-game losing streak thanks to Tyreek on the bench. COVER, you dipshit #ThePauls
Only 2.5 hours until football I care about and all I have to entertain me is the teams I’m rooting for losing, and the FBI being lionized as a heroic American establishment.
Long talk with my buddy today, next year I’m keeping only 3 home tix for ravens games and going on the road for an away game. So, where’s the best place for an aging Fozz to visit? And no, I’m not going to Pittsburgh because I’m too old to get into a drunken brawl with people who are as stupid as I am.
Philly, where they’ll be much stupider.
you can take a train to CLT if’n you gets the Panthers – which NFC division you play?
Foxboro in full purple camo
How these wings and slices could be saltier than they are… I don’t think it’s possible.
Nothing says love…like conflict diamonds…
Keenan Allen with the CLEAN TD catch!
GO FOR THE TD, assdicks!!!
/God, I needed that score
goddamnit RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!!
Greg the leg time?
ALL THINGS ARE MERDE
I made a pizza. Gotta let it cool.
Also great strip sack by Mack for DaRaiders!!!!
Ben McAdoo is a dead man waddling.
SEE? Throw to Gurley Man, and good shit happens.
I’m thinking spaghetti for dinner.
Qb Smith and wr Shepherd aren’t even reading the same author. Nevermind the same page.
I’d get dangerous with Darkwa again
or just let Khalil Mack steal the ball obvs
Let’s go G-E-N-O!!
I successfully avoided having to attend mass this weekend.
God IS everywhere
Indeed.
well, being sick has SOME benefits?
I love football so much, guys and this is the last full weekend until wild card and divisional weekends and those are really just 4 games and FUCK this FUCKING SUCKS