There’s a couple of beaut’s featured at this spot. Let’s quit jabbering and dive right in, shall we?
NYJ/Den: No this ain’t one of them. Well, unless you like misery in handy, dandy football form. Denver hadn’t lost eight in a row going all the way back to the Summer of Love. (that’s 1967, btw smgdh) A great number of horsies have gone to the glue factory in the sky since then. Asked about Siemian’s nine(!) interceptions over that span, coach Joseph has remarked, “He’s got to play better”. He then wiped his hands, turned around and then fell down the stairs. Well done, coach. Well. Done.
Ten/Ari: No, not this one either. The Titans 8-4 record gives them the #3 seed in the AFC conference as of today. They shouldn’t have any problems on the road playing against a Cards team that is playing backups-and in some positions backups to the backups-everywhere. Take a gander at the rb spot in particular-the fifth and sixth stringers should be getting some action today.
Was/LAC: Getting warmer… Qb Cousins figures that because there’s still a 1% chance that the Dacteds can make the playoffs, “There’s still something to play for”. The LawnClippers at 6-6 have a more straightforward plan to get to the postseason. It’s simply a matter of winning out the regular season (they have the Chiefs and the Raiders ahead of them in the sked) and the AFC West is theirs. Easy-peasy! Well back up the bus Shorty, ’cause that Washington team has some impressive wins out west against the Seahawks and the Rams. Are we looking at the dictionary definition of a trap game?
Phi/LAR: Here you go! This game is being tossed around as “The Battle of the Two Top Picks of the 2016 Draft”. Wordy. Wr Woods is out yet again so look for Goff to send some shots far downfield to wr Watkins. Te Ertz is in. No wait, he’s out. Hold on, he’s in. Nope. Out. Okay, that’s done with finally. I guess he’s occupying the middle ground between ‘clearing concussion protocol’ and ‘not having his head on straight just yet’. Odd place to be.
Sea/Jax: Well, looky here! Another one! Speaking of a fella that’s put a team on his shoulders, qb Wilson sure does fit the bill. By means of his legs and his arm he’s accounted for 82%of the Seahawks yardage on O. Another stunner-of the 30 TD’s the offense has scored, he’s had a hand in all but one. He’s up against a Jax D that has allowed 10 scores through the air and has grabbed 16(!) picks. A bum ankle has led to a drop-off in production for rb Fournette recently. If he’s not at able to get going that means that qb Bortles will have to be more than a game manager and no one wants to see that.
[Wipes hands on shirt] I’m done. Let’s get started.
ok, GURLEY HAVING A DAY redux
Ahem, BEGIN THE FOLES ERA!!!!!!!!!
ESPN just told me no more Wentz. Who backup?
If you read my previews you would know.
In my defense, it was almost 3 hours/3 drinks ago.
Wentz OUT
Shit.
Whatever. He still got me DEM FF POINTS!!!!! 28 ill take em!
Don’t worry, Eagles fans. It’s just a knee injury. Those are never serious.
IT WAS FORETOLD!!!!
Nope nope nope…you can’t do replay that way guys.
You don’t get to say “from where I’m sitting, it looks like”.
FWIW, they’re probably right.
But they just broke their own rules to do that.
Gurley’s pants are dirty now.
RRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTT
All day, up that Eagle ass.
Gurley having a day
RRRRRRRRRRAAAMMMMMMMMIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!
Will make it to stupid semifinals now, yay
jags got this right. just run that ball.
I see the Jets promptly Jetsed in Denver in the most proper way since… ‘99?
Delaine walker ded.
as are Tits
there is no cart in LA for the players?
How is this game still in the 3rd?
late start, FOX and NFL need max ratings for ads.
Christ. Glad I didn’t pay to see the afternoon debacles. Kind of debating just drinking with a blindfold on until the night game starts
told you Wentz was nicked up.
Wentz being evaluated. Commence panic.
going to locker room now, ruh roh
Dacteds get a pick six. Shitty Clippers shouldn’t have been throwing up 30-6 with 3 minutes to play anyway.
Inorite?
– K. Carpenter
I did have two (count ’em, two) players finish at 4.20.
Wish I had some weed to celebrate.
I’ll spark one up for ya.
that Father Figures looks like utter crap. Who approves this crap? Do these movies exist to fill a spot on a studio calendar?
I have not so much as WANTED to see a film at the theatre in well over 2 years
Jeebus Yahoo, I know I suck….did you really have to turn my 3% chance of winning red?
Now I feel shame.
D’awwwwwwwwww!!!!
Now I feel better. Yay puppies.
Gratliff having trouble typing with one hand?
A skill I mastered many years ago. Family is concerned with my yelling, though.
That’s a damn catch.
RRRRAMMMITTTTT NOT SO MUCH NOW??????
Nice call, nice play. Mathematically correct.
Wentz is limping
Rams really shooting themselves in the dick with the penalties here.
Wentz got nailed on that run.
you get a BLEERGH, and you get a BLEERGH…
Hey look, Funchess, whom I didn’t trust vs Minny D almost outscored all three (put together that is) of the assholes I started in his place.
It was Bunchess of funchess.
Mike Evans, relaxing at home (artist’s conception)
He eats burritos and soap?
Judging by how greasy his hands are (CATCH A FUCKING BALL YOU ASSHOLE) it seems likely.
He does have a nice ass tho
h
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NSFDFO
TAUNTING, quit taunting!
Sanchez: The Early Years
Are you shitting me? Are you FUCKING shitting me? Jeffrey hasn’t been talking shit too?
looked mutual, indeed
So, Donks are good again?
(it’s rhetorical, I’m only joking)
good enough to screw up their draft position
am gone to pickup some food and the Philly fucks are losing? This pleases me.
Holy shit, I still have not topped the 50 pt threshold.
One almost has to try to do that. Sadly, I didn’t.
*not
Knot.
Gordian even.
Fitty wide open, The Flow missed him
I like the cut of her….well, yes.
Even Week Jaguras have broken the laws of time and space. HOLY SHIT
It ain’t rocket……. aw fuck it.
I like defensive FOOTBAW, but AZ/TN is fookin’ painful.
Oh god…..where is the ass hole?
Wait does the poop come out of their mouth?
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3kwvtl?retry
RRRRRRRRRRRRRAMMMMITTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this guy gets it!!
Yay, I did it right?
close enough!
My ex wife used to say the same thing.
I’ll take it as a win.
Fuck, mother fucking fuck.
she MOS DEF gets it!!
I could literally watch this all day.
Missed the day with you folk. Lost my bets am winning FF, ying yang.
Oh dear
Feed me!!!! Kitty hungry!!!!
Perhaps gonna get a good 80 minutes of FOOTBAW here
/pictoral representation of 3 Gurley Man TDs
Great job you Meth fuckers, you let Seattle back into this game.