Your “I’ll Take The Special” Sunday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread

There’s a couple of beaut’s featured at this spot. Let’s quit jabbering and dive right in, shall we?

NYJ/Den: No this ain’t one of them. Well, unless you like misery in handy, dandy football form. Denver hadn’t lost eight in a row going all the way back to the Summer of Love. (that’s 1967, btw smgdh) A great number of horsies have gone to the glue factory in the sky since then. Asked about Siemian’s nine(!) interceptions over that span, coach Joseph has remarked, “He’s got to play better”. He then wiped his hands, turned around and then fell down the stairs. Well done, coach. Well. Done.

Ten/Ari: No, not this one either. The Titans 8-4 record gives them the #3 seed in the AFC conference as of today. They shouldn’t have any problems on the road playing against a Cards team that is playing backups-and in some positions backups to the backups-everywhere. Take a gander at the rb spot in particular-the fifth and sixth stringers should be getting some action today.

Was/LAC: Getting warmer… Qb Cousins figures that because there’s still a 1% chance that the Dacteds can make the playoffs, “There’s still something to play for”. The LawnClippers at 6-6 have a more straightforward plan to get to the postseason. It’s simply a matter of winning out the regular season (they have the Chiefs and the Raiders ahead of them in the sked) and the AFC West is theirs. Easy-peasy! Well back up the bus Shorty, ’cause that Washington team has some impressive wins out west against the Seahawks and the Rams. Are we looking at the dictionary definition of a trap game?

Phi/LAR: Here you go! This game is being tossed around as “The Battle of the Two Top Picks of the 2016 Draft”. Wordy. Wr Woods is out yet again so look for Goff to send some shots far downfield to wr Watkins. Te Ertz is in. No wait, he’s out. Hold on, he’s in. Nope. Out. Okay, that’s done with finally. I guess he’s occupying the middle ground between ‘clearing concussion protocol’ and ‘not having his head on straight just yet’. Odd place to be.

Sea/Jax: Well, looky here! Another one! Speaking of a fella that’s put a team on his shoulders, qb Wilson sure does fit the bill. By means of his legs and his arm he’s accounted for 82%of the Seahawks yardage on O. Another stunner-of the 30 TD’s the offense has scored, he’s had a hand in all but one. He’s up against a Jax D that has allowed 10 scores through the air and has grabbed 16(!) picks. A bum ankle has led to a drop-off in production for rb Fournette recently. If he’s not at able to get going that means that qb Bortles will have to be more than a game manager and no one wants to see that.

[Wipes hands on shirt] I’m done. Let’s get started.

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King Hippo

ok, GURLEY HAVING A DAY redux

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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litre_cola

Ahem, BEGIN THE FOLES ERA!!!!!!!!!

Viva La Tabula Raza

ESPN just told me no more Wentz. Who backup?

litre_cola

If you read my previews you would know.

Viva La Tabula Raza

In my defense, it was almost 3 hours/3 drinks ago.

King Hippo

Wentz OUT

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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rockingdog

Shit.
Whatever. He still got me DEM FF POINTS!!!!! 28 ill take em!

Dunstan

Don’t worry, Eagles fans. It’s just a knee injury. Those are never serious.

litre_cola

IT WAS FORETOLD!!!!

theeWeeBabySeamus

Nope nope nope…you can’t do replay that way guys.
You don’t get to say “from where I’m sitting, it looks like”.

theeWeeBabySeamus

FWIW, they’re probably right.
But they just broke their own rules to do that.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Gurley’s pants are dirty now.

Spur

RRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTT
All day, up that Eagle ass.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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King Hippo

Gurley having a day

theeWeeBabySeamus

RRRRRRRRRRAAAMMMMMMMMIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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King Hippo

Will make it to stupid semifinals now, yay

Spur

jags got this right. just run that ball.

Senor Weaselo

I see the Jets promptly Jetsed in Denver in the most proper way since… ‘99?

Spur

Delaine walker ded.

King Hippo

as are Tits

Spur

there is no cart in LA for the players?

theeWeeBabySeamus

How is this game still in the 3rd?

Spur

late start, FOX and NFL need max ratings for ads.

Doktor Zymm

Christ. Glad I didn’t pay to see the afternoon debacles. Kind of debating just drinking with a blindfold on until the night game starts

Spur

told you Wentz was nicked up.

Gratliff

Wentz being evaluated. Commence panic.

King Hippo

going to locker room now, ruh roh

King Hippo

Dacteds get a pick six. Shitty Clippers shouldn’t have been throwing up 30-6 with 3 minutes to play anyway.

theeWeeBabySeamus

shouldn’t have been throwing up

Inorite?
– K. Carpenter

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theeWeeBabySeamus

I did have two (count ’em, two) players finish at 4.20.
Wish I had some weed to celebrate.

Viva La Tabula Raza

I’ll spark one up for ya.

Spur

that Father Figures looks like utter crap. Who approves this crap? Do these movies exist to fill a spot on a studio calendar?

King Hippo

I have not so much as WANTED to see a film at the theatre in well over 2 years

theeWeeBabySeamus

Jeebus Yahoo, I know I suck….did you really have to turn my 3% chance of winning red?
Now I feel shame.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

D’awwwwwwwwww!!!!

Now I feel better. Yay puppies.

Spur

Gratliff having trouble typing with one hand?

Gratliff

A skill I mastered many years ago. Family is concerned with my yelling, though.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Petronel

That’s a damn catch.

theeWeeBabySeamus

RRRRAMMMITTTTT NOT SO MUCH NOW??????

King Hippo

Nice call, nice play. Mathematically correct.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Spur

Wentz is limping

Viva La Tabula Raza

Rams really shooting themselves in the dick with the penalties here.

Spur

Wentz got nailed on that run.

King Hippo

you get a BLEERGH, and you get a BLEERGH…

theeWeeBabySeamus

Hey look, Funchess, whom I didn’t trust vs Minny D almost outscored all three (put together that is) of the assholes I started in his place.

litre_cola

It was Bunchess of funchess.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Mike Evans, relaxing at home (artist’s conception)

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

He eats burritos and soap?

theeWeeBabySeamus

Judging by how greasy his hands are (CATCH A FUCKING BALL YOU ASSHOLE) it seems likely.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

He does have a nice ass tho

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

h

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NSFDFO

litre_cola

TAUNTING, quit taunting!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Sanchez: The Early Years

Spur

Are you shitting me? Are you FUCKING shitting me? Jeffrey hasn’t been talking shit too?

King Hippo

looked mutual, indeed

theeWeeBabySeamus

So, Donks are good again?
(it’s rhetorical, I’m only joking)

Spur

good enough to screw up their draft position

Spur

am gone to pickup some food and the Philly fucks are losing? This pleases me.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Holy shit, I still have not topped the 50 pt threshold.
One almost has to try to do that. Sadly, I didn’t.

theeWeeBabySeamus

*not

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Knot.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Gordian even.

King Hippo

Fitty wide open, The Flow missed him

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

I like the cut of her….well, yes.

King Hippo

Even Week Jaguras have broken the laws of time and space. HOLY SHIT

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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It ain’t rocket……. aw fuck it.

rockingdog

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King Hippo

I like defensive FOOTBAW, but AZ/TN is fookin’ painful.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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rockingdog

Oh god…..where is the ass hole?
Wait does the poop come out of their mouth?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
theeWeeBabySeamus

RRRRRRRRRRRRRAMMMMITTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

King Hippo

this guy gets it!!

theeWeeBabySeamus

Yay, I did it right?

King Hippo

close enough!

theeWeeBabySeamus

My ex wife used to say the same thing.
I’ll take it as a win.

litre_cola

Fuck, mother fucking fuck.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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King Hippo

she MOS DEF gets it!!

Petronel

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theeWeeBabySeamus

I could literally watch this all day.

litre_cola

Missed the day with you folk. Lost my bets am winning FF, ying yang.

Gratliff

Oh dear

rockingdog

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Feed me!!!! Kitty hungry!!!!

King Hippo

Perhaps gonna get a good 80 minutes of FOOTBAW here

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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King Hippo

/pictoral representation of 3 Gurley Man TDs

rockingdog

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Spur

Great job you Meth fuckers, you let Seattle back into this game.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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