Do the titles count towards the 200 words minimum? I feel that’s the longest title ever.
Which is fitting because tonight, despite what science says, is the longest night of the year as kids around the world eagerly await their presents. Some hardy ones will try to stay up to catch Santa, but sleeps takes over like the NFL Replay Czar on New York to ensure the Patriots win and Santa remains unseen.
This year, as is tradition, we have the Aloha Bowl to lull us to sleep.
HOWEVAH, we also have the now-traditional WCS live blog of the only Christmas movie screened at DFO HQ: Die Hard.
I’ve followed this on Twitter in prior years and this time he’s doing it for us here. Everyone say Thanks WCS!
Btw, the answer to the Eurotrip Easter Egg is that the names of the two large German guys at Club Vandersexxx are Hans and Gruber.
Yup, pretty kickass.
Ok, that’s pretty much it for me. I wish you all a Merry Christmas and I hope you get everything you wish for under the tree.
And by that, I mean anal. Lots and lots and lots of anal. Get thee to the commenting!
Shit. I missed Seamus’s liveblogging.
….WCS and tWBS are NOT doing a Tyler Durden thing
Happy trails, Hans!
Due to circumstances beyond my control, I have to end this here. I feel bad for letting you all down, but, things are out of my hands at this point.
Now I’ll never know how it ends. But thanks for the first part! Merry Xmas!
Merry Moosemas!
Geronimo, mfer!
Sgt. Al Powell gets the call of problems at Nakatomi.
74 cents for gas! In LA!
Why did you rewind!?! Now I’m way ahead.
Well shit, I just jumped over to TBS/TNT expecting to join-in on the Die Hard funnies but Christmas Story is on their broadcast?
McClain now on the roof, trying to get help. He doesn’t sound like he’s ordering a pizza.
Karl ain’t happy about his brother, but… Hans reminds him of the real objective, with the added bonus of offing John.
I’m going to sleep. May you all avoid slimy reporters/EPA officials. Merry Christmas
Did we lose WCS?
Or just piss him off?
He could be off looking for the switches
/this works as a Die Hard joke and an Adrian Peterson joke
I was reading the Die Hard blog! Where’d it go?
Fucking white kids, man.
Dead elves are the best elves. Just sayin’ …
Welcome to the party pal!
“You bet your ass I wish to proceed!”
I wanna be in the next Star wars.
DOWN GOES TONY
Is this still Die Hard?
Maybe he got drunk in the cereal cupboard
That was good.
I mean really….I’m in awe.
SHOWDOWN
That didn’t work. Uh oh.
Hola, Fire Department.
“WHY THE FUCK DIDN’T YOU STOP THEM, JOHN?”
“THEN YOU’D BE DEAD, ASSHOLE.”
He’s gonna regert that whole taking his shoes off and fist with toes thing I think.
No one ever regretted fisting anything
Hey oh!!
Ain’t care; still like dis joke.
Holy love of god I almost shit myself.
That’s awesome.
Does it sound like I’m ordering a fucking pizza? lol
I hope you got the insurance.
Holy shit, a phone sex commercial in the year of our lord 2017.
Did you finish?
Didn’t even have to call the number. It’s like I’m 14 all over again.
That is just good economic sense right there.
You have Roy Moore’s attention.
“You didn’t bring along for my charming personality, did you?”
David Freese, forever a national hero
Are you still watching that?
YOU KNOW HOW IT ENDS!!!!!!
/searches for ’83 Orioles
//finds nothing
*sigh*
it was the Spirit of St. Louis
That was both smart and funny.
Nice.
it was what was being said on the teevee box
You know I’m not watching and you didn’t have to admit that…right?
And the long list of Padres prospects traded off before they could do anything rolls on…
hey, we keep sending you perfectly cromulent Rule V players, ain’t that fair enough?
Boo … BOOOOOOOO!!!11!!1!!1!
he even wore the number of my favourite Cardinal of my lifetime (Bernard Gilkey), all-time would be Gibby, of course
Despite his forewarnings, Takagi didn’t know the code. Didn’t help. Oh, and Karl lost his bet to Theo.
And as I predicted….my food is ready.
I’m always right even when it sucks.
Mr. Takagi continues to stress it won’t matter, and Hans doesn’t agree.
Hans wants the code. Apparently, there’s a A LOT of money to be found in the vault.
I thought they were bearer bonds
bitcoin options
He better hurry the fuck up then.
Common misconception, it’s actually full of Barry Bonds.
How does his head fit in that vault?!
beat me to it!!
Holy shit….that was funny.
It’s kept refrigerated to induce shrinkage
I hate it when that happens.
No…you misheard.
Bear bonds.
Well, time for some “fill in the blanks” discusscion with Theo.
Hehehe
As someone who very much enjoyed building models, I respect Hans’ admiration for Nakatomi designs for later.
Little known fact…
Toadface I is what most of my exes call me.
“Nice suit. John Phillips, London. I have two, myself.”
Yup, definitely having nightmares tonight