Much has been made of the chicken wing donation and the $300,000+ that has been donated to Andy Dalton’s “Spare The Red Child Foundation” and rightfully so. It’s makes all the rubes out there feel good in all their feeling places and might just do some concrete good in the world. Does this translate to a win on an actual football field for the Bills? To answer that we must go…TO THE GAME!
Buffalo/Jacksonville:
Here’s the thang-it looks like a bad matchup for the squadoo from upper New York State. The Jags lead the league in rushing offense and the Bills are ranked 30th in stopping that there run. That’s a double “Oof!” as I read it. Weaknesses and strengths tend to magnify themselves in the playoffs and I can’t see the Jags regressing that much.
Injury:
There’s a report out there that Shady McCoy, following a strict regimen of spa treatments and the ingestion of a stewy concoction of various flightless bird juices, (“try the emu, it’s got a nutty aftertaste!”) is ready and raring to go. Otherwise, it’s a long way down to Mike “He’s in the league still?” Tolbert and some Murphy kid and all of his 8 career carries.
Positive Bortles(?):
The fella has some good numbers at home including a 64% completion rate and a nifty 15/5 TD to intercept stat.
My Hot Takeaway:
The Bills will have to force turnovers early in order to offset the steady, belly-filling diet of Fournette that will be stuffed down their gullet. If the Jags get up by two scores early, no amount of broken tables can bring the Bills back.
Pound that keyboard like the champ that you are!
Indian casino commercials are weird considering they absolutely avoid mentioning the tribe or showing any Indians in the commercial.
The sad thing is that went as well as could be expected.
Who’s the new black guy on the CBS studio show?
Nate Burleson, from Good Morning Football.
Someone who hasn’t been caught for sexual assault, yet…
I like that Boomer’s tablet is plugged in. That really sells me on their battery life… I
Everytime a Canadian takes a shit on the CFL and sucks the NFL’s dick, I’m just gonna play this game for them and ask them to tell me what the fuck is a catch
Give me the JFF Tigercats!
We all watching some amateur basketball action now?!
Folding tables in Buffalo metro area breathe a sigh of relief.
Labatt kegs, however, tremble in terror.
Call me crazy but I think BUF has no business being in the post season so I say we just call their streak the longest without a meaningful playoff appearance.
Tracy: “How does it feel to be the worst winning playoff QB since Kerry Collins?”
My guess is equally as drunk.
NFL just said “fuck it, we can’t subject anyone to more of this.”
More like “Does it involve the Pats? No? Then fuck it.. it’s a catch” XD
Marvin Lewis playoff wins: 0
Blake Bortles playoff wins: 1
Me: LOL
Schoano’s Bills woulda gotten The TO on that kneel.
My cover bet lives!! Sorry, Tyrod.
I hate the bills as much as anybody, but I kind of feel awful for Peterman. That’s probably the last play of his NFL career.
Also, Riveron is fucking atrocious as the replay coordinator.
His career, huh? Five minutes ago I’d never heard of him.
THE CATCH IS A LIE
So, does this mean that we’re gonna see some Tits in NE? 😀
yup
Woohoo! Now if can only convince mrs.bk109 to be a bit less strict when it comes to boozin’ at the stadium , it’ll be a fun weekend 😀
End this fucking game, NFL.
This catch rule is so stupid.
Cannot overturn.
PETERMAN MIGHT GET ANOTHER CHANCE TO FUCK THIS UP
Is everyone gonna transituon to terrible helmets now?
THAT IS A CATCH, even though There Is No Catch
survive the ground!
/takes deep breath
WHAT IN GOD’S FUCKING NAME IS A CATCH?!?!?!?!?!?
WAITAMINUTE
NAWT A CATCH!
There it is. Like the prophecy foretold.
Nice pickerception
Holy fuck what a play
EVERYONE IN THE HERPES POOL!