Much has been made of the chicken wing donation and the $300,000+ that has been donated to Andy Dalton’s “Spare The Red Child Foundation” and rightfully so. It’s makes all the rubes out there feel good in all their feeling places and might just do some concrete good in the world. Does this translate to a win on an actual football field for the Bills? To answer that we must go…TO THE GAME!
Buffalo/Jacksonville:
Here’s the thang-it looks like a bad matchup for the squadoo from upper New York State. The Jags lead the league in rushing offense and the Bills are ranked 30th in stopping that there run. That’s a double “Oof!” as I read it. Weaknesses and strengths tend to magnify themselves in the playoffs and I can’t see the Jags regressing that much.
Injury:
There’s a report out there that Shady McCoy, following a strict regimen of spa treatments and the ingestion of a stewy concoction of various flightless bird juices, (“try the emu, it’s got a nutty aftertaste!”) is ready and raring to go. Otherwise, it’s a long way down to Mike “He’s in the league still?” Tolbert and some Murphy kid and all of his 8 career carries.
Positive Bortles(?):
The fella has some good numbers at home including a 64% completion rate and a nifty 15/5 TD to intercept stat.
My Hot Takeaway:
The Bills will have to force turnovers early in order to offset the steady, belly-filling diet of Fournette that will be stuffed down their gullet. If the Jags get up by two scores early, no amount of broken tables can bring the Bills back.
Pound that keyboard like the champ that you are!
It appears the Jags strategy of throwing screen passes into empty space is not working.
Bortles’ ability to throw behind his receiver can’t be taught. That’s a God-given talent.
infinite puntkkake
Who scores first, the Bills or the Sabres?
whichever canadian team that moves to jacksonville…calgary?
Jacksonville has an ECHL team called the Icemen.
The Sabres do have Eichel…
shitshow is shitshow
Made the most of that turnover, I see.
cost ’em about 9 yards ,, smh
dumb fuckers are about out of FG range now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=y4raj5m575M
YAY, A FOOTBALL THING WAS MADE
Something happened? Something happened!
Something happened!!!
O’Leary burns the Jags D.
Me talking myself from 10 years ago: You’re going to be watching a Jags-Bills playoff game on the same day Fred Durst asks President Donald Trump if he has any decency on something called Twitter.
Me, ten years ago: …
Me, now: But the Cubs won the World Series so…
Me, ten years ago: You lying sack of shit. Fuck off.
Now a word from our side-line reporter.
Future Patriot Down
Seems as though Bills fans wrecked the requisite number of tables because it’s their type of game at the moment.
It appears that based on my mathematical analysis, Blake Bortles is not good at throwing footballs.
about time BLEERGH showed up to the party
I’m still struggling with this whole Bills-Jags playoff game thing.
Its okay. So are they.
Not as much as they are
Okay, seem to have found a working stream that isn’t too shitty. Sky Sports, which is always fun
Bortles bortling like a Bortle.
Because they’re Jacksonville Nance, you dipshit.
Jackass Flats, Nevada
should i start drinking?
perhaps it was best buffalo and jacksonville continued their playoffless streaks
Party on!
Here we go
Offense lets do it, take the ball and move it!
offense lets do it, take the ball and move it! Wo!
This seems like a 3-0 Double-OT game.
Woo hoo, five punt quarter!
WEEEEL THAT’S WHAT DREEEEAMS ARE MADE OF!!!!!!!
Did you know Nick O’Leary is the grandson of Jack Nicklaus? You did? Well fuck you i’m telling you again.
Too early for a drive ending turnover?
Ook. Ook-ook.
Uh, who’s McCoy’s backup. Because McCoy’s got nothing.
https://youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=t-CblwoFMPs
^ Hippo this morning (artist’s conception)
hopefully he wasn’t planning to use that foot again after today
“McCoy’s got nothing.”
– LeSean McCoy, when asked by his friends to leave a cash tip.
Hmmm, I wonder how this drive would be going with Mr. Peterman under center.
DAAAWWWWWW, Horsefeathers!!!
Pretty sure Incognito getting hurt is good for humanity
Tolbert’s ass has its own Congressman, yet he’s remarkably nimble
like a Hippo
Nice footwork, fatty
you said it much more succinctly
props for that alliteration
new cbs show
COP SHOW: POLICE WORK
MEDICAL DRAMA: FUCK DOCTORS
ER: Sex Doctors Unit
I like the new FUCK PILOTS show one episode in
Law and Order: Neighborhood Watch
Starring George Zimmerman
CPA KNIGHTS
MILITARY: YOU’LL NEVER DO THIS STUFF
I don’t like anonymous blonde lady Brad Paisley, neither. But at least they keepin’ PeyPey away from her…
come on, safety dance
FIGHT!! Who you got? Liquor-Strong or Meth-Strong?
All this punting is making it a lot easier to get my chores done.
This is good.
https://twitter.com/PFTCommenter/status/950069820418031617
pft is a national treasure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHH2DFDcpH8
Folks!
from last night…
Interestingly, eight of the twelve participants in this year’s playoffs have never won a Super Bowl.
This of course means the fucking Steelers or Patriots will win another one.
Er, make that seven, but all seven are still alive!
Defense! Field position! Questionable fair catches!!
the NFL has got it all!
And other DFOers mock me for liking the NBA. It’s like the NBA wants you to enjoy the game.
heretic
“Folks, we are thrilled to welcome you to the Olympics’ newest event, the modern Puntathlon…”
que the 20 minute fluff piece on how the person was born deaf to a single mother who’s a cop and their house burnt down last month.
this reminds me of the 2010 Fiesta Bowl – Boise State vs TCU. Both teams likable, both teams should have gotten a chance to play an “established” team.
I’m in agreement here-why they have to knock each out?
puntkkake alert