Your “How Much Is Positive Karma Worth? /Asking For A City” AFC Wild Card Game Open Thread

Much has been made of the chicken wing donation and the $300,000+ that has been donated to Andy Dalton’s “Spare The Red Child Foundation” and rightfully so. It’s makes all the rubes out there feel good in all their feeling places and might just do some concrete good in the world. Does this translate to a win on an actual football field for the Bills? To answer that we must go…TO THE GAME!

Buffalo/Jacksonville:

Here’s the thang-it looks like a bad matchup for the squadoo from upper New York State. The Jags lead the league in rushing offense and the Bills are ranked 30th in stopping that there run. That’s a double “Oof!” as I read it. Weaknesses and strengths tend to magnify themselves in the playoffs and I can’t see the Jags regressing that much.

Injury:

There’s a report out there that Shady McCoy, following a strict regimen of spa treatments and the ingestion of a stewy concoction of various flightless bird juices, (“try the emu, it’s got a nutty aftertaste!”) is ready and raring to go. Otherwise, it’s a long way down to Mike “He’s in the league still?” Tolbert and some Murphy kid and all of his 8 career carries.

Positive Bortles(?):

The fella has some good numbers at home including a 64% completion rate and a nifty 15/5 TD to intercept stat.

My Hot Takeaway:

The Bills will have to force turnovers early in order to offset the steady, belly-filling diet of Fournette that will be stuffed down their gullet. If the Jags get up by two scores early, no amount of broken tables can bring the Bills back.

Pound that keyboard like the champ that you are!

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Dick E. Phuck

It appears the Jags strategy of throwing screen passes into empty space is not working.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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fleshwound_NPG

infinite puntkkake

Gratliff

Who scores first, the Bills or the Sabres?

fleshwound_NPG

whichever canadian team that moves to jacksonville…calgary?

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Jacksonville has an ECHL team called the Icemen.

Senor Weaselo

The Sabres do have Eichel…

King Hippo

shitshow is shitshow

Gratliff

Made the most of that turnover, I see.

King Hippo

cost ’em about 9 yards ,, smh

King Hippo

dumb fuckers are about out of FG range now

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
fleshwound_NPG

YAY, A FOOTBALL THING WAS MADE

Redshirt

Something happened? Something happened!

Viva La Tabula Raza

Something happened!!!

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Me talking myself from 10 years ago: You’re going to be watching a Jags-Bills playoff game on the same day Fred Durst asks President Donald Trump if he has any decency on something called Twitter.

Me, ten years ago: …

Me, now: But the Cubs won the World Series so…

Me, ten years ago: You lying sack of shit. Fuck off.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Now a word from our side-line reporter.

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Gratliff

Future Patriot Down

fleshwound_NPG

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Dick E. Phuck

It appears that based on my mathematical analysis, Blake Bortles is not good at throwing footballs.

King Hippo

about time BLEERGH showed up to the party

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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I’m still struggling with this whole Bills-Jags playoff game thing.

Redshirt

Its okay. So are they.

King Hippo

Not as much as they are

Doktor Zymm

Okay, seem to have found a working stream that isn’t too shitty. Sky Sports, which is always fun

fleshwound_NPG

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fleshwound_NPG

Because they’re Jacksonville Nance, you dipshit.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Jackass Flats, Nevada

Spur

should i start drinking?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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fleshwound_NPG

perhaps it was best buffalo and jacksonville continued their playoffless streaks

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Party on!

rockingdog

Here we go
Offense lets do it, take the ball and move it!
offense lets do it, take the ball and move it! Wo!

Redshirt

This seems like a 3-0 Double-OT game.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Woo hoo, five punt quarter!

Dick E. Phuck

WEEEEL THAT’S WHAT DREEEEAMS ARE MADE OF!!!!!!!

Dick E. Phuck

Did you know Nick O’Leary is the grandson of Jack Nicklaus? You did? Well fuck you i’m telling you again.

LemonJello

Too early for a drive ending turnover?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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LemonJello

Ook. Ook-ook.

Redshirt

Uh, who’s McCoy’s backup. Because McCoy’s got nothing.

theeWeeBabySeamus

^ Hippo this morning (artist’s conception)

King Hippo

hopefully he wasn’t planning to use that foot again after today

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“McCoy’s got nothing.”

– LeSean McCoy, when asked by his friends to leave a cash tip.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Hmmm, I wonder how this drive would be going with Mr. Peterman under center.

King Hippo

DAAAWWWWWW, Horsefeathers!!!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Pretty sure Incognito getting hurt is good for humanity

King Hippo

Tolbert’s ass has its own Congressman, yet he’s remarkably nimble

Spur

like a Hippo

Gratliff

Nice footwork, fatty

King Hippo

you said it much more succinctly

rockingdog

props for that alliteration

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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fleshwound_NPG

new cbs show

COP SHOW: POLICE WORK

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

MEDICAL DRAMA: FUCK DOCTORS

Redshirt

ER: Sex Doctors Unit

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I like the new FUCK PILOTS show one episode in

Dick E. Phuck

Law and Order: Neighborhood Watch

Viva La Tabula Raza

Starring George Zimmerman

Spur

CPA KNIGHTS

LemonJello

MILITARY: YOU’LL NEVER DO THIS STUFF

King Hippo

I don’t like anonymous blonde lady Brad Paisley, neither. But at least they keepin’ PeyPey away from her…

fleshwound_NPG

come on, safety dance

Spur

FIGHT!! Who you got? Liquor-Strong or Meth-Strong?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

All this punting is making it a lot easier to get my chores done.

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rockingdog

pft is a national treasure

rockingdog
fleshwound_NPG

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from last night…

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Interestingly, eight of the twelve participants in this year’s playoffs have never won a Super Bowl.

This of course means the fucking Steelers or Patriots will win another one.

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Er, make that seven, but all seven are still alive!

King Hippo

Defense! Field position! Questionable fair catches!!

rockingdog

the NFL has got it all!

Spur

And other DFOers mock me for liking the NBA. It’s like the NBA wants you to enjoy the game.

King Hippo

heretic

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Folks, we are thrilled to welcome you to the Olympics’ newest event, the modern Puntathlon…”

Spur

que the 20 minute fluff piece on how the person was born deaf to a single mother who’s a cop and their house burnt down last month.

Spur

this reminds me of the 2010 Fiesta Bowl – Boise State vs TCU. Both teams likable, both teams should have gotten a chance to play an “established” team.

fleshwound_NPG

puntkkake alert