Your “How Much Is Positive Karma Worth? /Asking For A City” AFC Wild Card Game Open Thread

Much has been made of the chicken wing donation and the $300,000+ that has been donated to Andy Dalton’s “Spare The Red Child Foundation” and rightfully so. It’s makes all the rubes out there feel good in all their feeling places and might just do some concrete good in the world. Does this translate to a win on an actual football field for the Bills? To answer that we must go…TO THE GAME!

Buffalo/Jacksonville:

Here’s the thang-it looks like a bad matchup for the squadoo from upper New York State. The Jags lead the league in rushing offense and the Bills are ranked 30th in stopping that there run. That’s a double “Oof!” as I read it. Weaknesses and strengths tend to magnify themselves in the playoffs and I can’t see the Jags regressing that much.

Injury:

There’s a report out there that Shady McCoy, following a strict regimen of spa treatments and the ingestion of a stewy concoction of various flightless bird juices, (“try the emu, it’s got a nutty aftertaste!”) is ready and raring to go. Otherwise, it’s a long way down to Mike “He’s in the league still?” Tolbert and some Murphy kid and all of his 8 career carries.

Positive Bortles(?):

The fella has some good numbers at home including a 64% completion rate and a nifty 15/5 TD to intercept stat.

My Hot Takeaway:

The Bills will have to force turnovers early in order to offset the steady, belly-filling diet of Fournette that will be stuffed down their gullet. If the Jags get up by two scores early, no amount of broken tables can bring the Bills back.

Pound that keyboard like the champ that you are!

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Redshirt

Taken on a Train?

Beerguyrob

I was once taken on a train. One’s 20s is a great time to travel Europe with a Canadian passport.

ballsofsteelandfury

Also a porn title from the 70s.

LemonJello

See also: Taking on the Train

Beerguyrob

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tomsellecksmoustache

I think most Americans want the Bills to win this, just so Richie Incognito can finally have a playoff win.

ballsofsteelandfury

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Smithchez

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–Roger Goodell, when asked about the horrendous officiating

rockingdog

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King Hippo

Important to keep the ball so you can punt 3 plays later

Redshirt

That’s the worst spot ever. And it stands!

King Hippo

did you miss yesterday’s TN/KC game??

fleshwound_NPG

holy hell that spot was lulz

King Hippo

In memory of Triplette’s yesterday

Smithchez

What a horrible spot.

LemonJello

Not Clay Matthews?

LemonJello

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Dick E. Phuck

Yehuda Loew??

LemonJello

Romo about to blow his wad in his pants gushing over the Buffalo offense.

King Hippo

he has the excitability of a puppy on crack (in a good way)

King Hippo

get us to OT, the ppls demand MOAR

Redshirt

Mother Nature is continuing to inflict its punishment regarding the 2016 election.

http://www.cnn.com/2018/01/07/us/winter-storm-arctic-outbreak/index.html

LemonJello

Wouldn’t an unknown, long-dormant volcano under 1600 Penn Ave be quicker?

King Hippo

OMFG, they made a first down!!

fleshwound_NPG

football player, when 3rd qtr ends 4th begins: [raises four fingers in the air]

me, upon seeing football player’s gesture: [wanking motion, rolls eyes]

Mr. Ayo

No, they’re rooting for 4th down, because these teams aren’t doing anything on the other ones.

Gratliff

Fucking fuck Big Bang Shit and the awful fucking everything involved with it

Beerguyrob

Needs moar Fozz.

Doktor Zymm

Audi should give Tyrod Taylor a free TT

tomsellecksmoustache

I’m always sad when the QB throws it away and it doesn’t hit some random asshole in the face.

JustStopDude

Every time I see a CBS commercial for NCIS…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xw-xiyxlLsw

Dick E. Phuck

50 shades of twisted: -Twist -Twister – Moe Twisty -Twistiest.

rockingdog

TD! Ya!

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Smithchez

“NCIS: Who Watches This Shit?”

Redshirt

Old people who still think its JAG.

Doktor Zymm

People who watch TV during the weekday but don’t like soap operas

Spur

my dad, so that’s one.

fleshwound_NPG

okay, the game is over now, let us never speak of it again

Dick E. Phuck

Looks like Sacksonville is going to blow their load all over the Bills.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Insurmountable lead for sure now.

JustStopDude

That has to be a celebration penalty…the crotch thrusting in the owners box…and the fuck is that allowed on TV?

LemonJello

They cut to Ol’Dubble J in Dallas? Why?

Viva La Tabula Raza

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Redshirt

Pittsburgh: “Yes!”
New England: “Dammit!”

tomsellecksmoustache

I give up on what the fuck a catch is.

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Just rule it a touchdown. It’s the only one we’re getting.

Mr. Ayo

There is no catch

Gratliff

NAWT A CATCH

Mr. Ayo

Oh no, that celebration.

Gratliff

IS IT A CATCH

Smithchez

Ko….yack?

Gratliff

There will be no fun in this game

Redshirt

Here’s comes a Read-Option Interception!

Dick E. Phuck

That Leonard Fournette is really good at stretching out small holes.

Redshirt

Okay. What did I miss so far in the 3rd quarter?

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A 3-3 game with 3:33 left in the 3rd in which the down was 3rd with… 2 yards to go.

Damn it.

Redshirt

That’s this game in a nutshell.

Dick E. Phuck

This is the Blake Bortles that Jacksonville needs, but doesn’t deserve right now.

fleshwound_NPG

the jags are last year’s texans

King Hippo

who?

LemonJello

No, Jacksonville’s a real team. Been in the league for a while now…

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Henceforth, they’re merely the Floridians.

Smithchez

Blake Bortles Blasts Ball Beyond Bills Backers

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Noooooo! My precious puntathlon!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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King Hippo

I mean, it’s not a REAL gin and tonic without…

JustStopDude

Manziel be trolling them Browns…

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“They can pick it up…”

– Romo, knowing the rules, or me, finding a ska band’s tempo to be lagging

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I’ll never hear the term “Sackonville” and not think it’s not referring to a gnarly sex act.

King Hippo

involving that rapey mascot

BrettFavresColonoscopy

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King Hippo

who’s that big fat guy they only throw to?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Who is Q-bert’s slower, fatter brother?

Gratliff

Chris Pronger Approved Tackling