Sorry folks, park’s closed. Moose outside should have told you.
As you may have surmised, this is not Blax. Well, it is, but it’s not. Blax chose the gifs for your enjoyment and for your submissions. I, on the other hand, am Balls and I am providing the wordy words while the gifs load up.
/ checks watch.
// Not yet.
So, did anyone actually watch the Pro Bowl? Or the skills competition?
What about interracial porn?
So, does it count as interracial porn if it’s a Mexican girl and a white dude and I’m a Mexican that looks white?
Shit, did I just delay the loading of the gifs by adding more gifs?
My bad.
Ok, let’s see what Blax has in store. The words below are his:
This is Balls again. I just have one thing to say:
I love girls that get wet while dancing.
Your turn, fellow perverts.
The blocks are still playing better defence than the Browns.
There’s a 60, no wait, 70% chance it’s already raining
Team meteor?
Breaking News: NFL suspends Alvin Kamara one full season after destroying foam wall.
Later that day, the boy in blue was signed to a long-term deal by the Giants and was made the top inside linebacker on their depth chart.
How do you get a captured Dolphin to perform for you? Reward it with Hookers and Blow, of course.
Moves like that put Jameis’s dorm room hallmates through medical school
A slimmed down Clay Matthews trying to learn to speak Estonian
But did they win if it was played with XFL rules?
And lo! He said unto them why hath not the flood taken these offspring?
Pixels was underrated
Nice headshot, kid. Are we sure they aren’t Gregg Williams’s kids?
For a second I thought JPP had been traded.
Jim mcIlwain is aroused.
Best Hands Competition – the Ted Ginn Memorial Trophy is placed at the feet of the contestant who comes in last. They’d hand it to him, but well …
Breaking: James Harrison has just been fined and suspended for this hit. Just kidding, he’s on the Patriots.
Damn, Keenan Allen is mocking Alex Smith right in front of him. That’s cold.
Snowflake showing the fans Miami’s next touchdown celebration “the Chris Foerster”
Alvin Kamara won the Andy Reid Challenge
Still more professionalism and integrity in that group than any reffing crew had this year.
Those kids act more like a pack of wild wolves than any Child of Breesus. How old are they again, and how long ago did Wolfman Rob coach in New Orleans?
That Browns player is so unused to a having a celebration for winning, he has to go the sideline to lay down before he faints.
What is sadder? The fan who has fun in the rain at the Pro-Bowl, or the fan who knows this is shit, but stays anyway.
You don’t look that white.
If the AFC wins the game, but nobody is watching, does anyone give a shit?
Economically anxious Americans throughout the country are shaking their heads at yet another example of black-on-block violence.
Touchdown, Seahaws!!!
POV, the last time I asked a woman out on a date.
David Carr died shortly after this footage.
“You call that a quiverfull? Pfft.”
-Marmalard
“I’m glad my species is no longer involved in this cruel game.”
Marcus Mariota
Pictured, the defense for the Superb Owl next year, vs. the P*ts.
No Seahawks were in involved in this run to the endzone.
No, no, to the groin!
Now where’s that fucking eagle?
FAKE NEWS. No way that’s real if the Browns are involved yet no one has shit themselves.
Pro Bowl
Not Even Once.
“Hey, thanks for getting me that gig for Jaguar. I love those cars!”
“Look, it’s not exactly what you think…”
But at this point, Kevin Spacey will take whatever work he can get.
Mascots get to hang out with lots of young boys.
This looks like an NFL Cares ad for birth control.
I hope he’s dancing to a dolphin-safe tuna.
Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Todd Haley shakes his head in sorrow while across the sideline, Rex Ryan grins with pride.
Clearly this is the Mexican, non-union equivalent of this:
“How about a trigger warning next time?”
-Eli Manning, white knuckling his blankie and juice box
Alex Smith? Apparently “daintiest” means “best” to these people.
Usually it’s the Cardinal that’s the one who’s chasing that sweet, sweet tail.
Smaller than anticipated turn-out for the annual “Bring Your Furry to Game Day” sponsored by Adam & Eve.
“Aw yeah, baby, shake it…”
– Anonymous former Bears quarterback
The competition between Brad Childress and Marc Trestman to coach the Pro Bowl next year is going to be intense.
If this gif is *really* from the Pro Bowl, how do you explain the Raiders and Browns helmets?
It would be funny if a pod of dolphins convinced Richie Incognito that he was an honorary dolphin, and then once he got in the pool to swim with them they took turns raping him.
Genius idea.
I felt a disturbance in the Tao Te Cutler as if millions of football fans cried out “DOOOONNNN’TTT CAAAARRRREEEE” and turned off their tvs.