Sexy Friday – 20230623

TGIF! And welcome one and all to summer! Hardwood draft is done and dusted, but next week is the ice draft! Scout your favoUrite berg to get prepared.

Survival – Personal Edition

I didn’t think this needed mentioning, but don’t climb into any submersible that isn’t certified. Can’t really get enough copy out of that, so let’s focus on something else. Ever get in the doghouse? Here’s some phrases that might make it better, or worse. Use your discretion!

• “You look (cute / young / thin) when you’re mad”
• “You know, we haven’t been to (partner’s favoUrite restaurant) in a while. Let’s go tonight!”
• “I’m going to go (vacuum / cook / clean / do laundry / watch kids / etc). Why don’t you head to the spa with this certificate?”
• “In the long run, this isn’t going to seem like such a big deal. We’ll probably laugh about it.”
• “I got you (flowers / necklace / other jewelry) on the way home today.”
• “The important thing is we still have each other.”
• “It really feels like my mind was possessed these past few days. It’s so strange.”
• Last resort: “I was wrong. I’m sorry.”

Let’s say you gave one of those a shot and it didn’t work, or it made things worse and now you have to sleep on the couch. Let’s go over some tips to make couch surfing a bit easier. This also works if you’re at a party overnight or an overcrowded VRBO with your friends.

• Remove the back cushions if possible. This will give you a larger sleeping area.
• Remove the arm cushions if possible. They’ll end up on the ground anyway and this will give you more room to stretch out.
• If possible, flip the seat cushions and fluff the up a bit. This will give you a flatter sleeping surface.
• Place a sheet over the seat cushions. This will protect you from the odoUrs of the cushions and the cushions from your drooling.
• Use your usual pillow if possible. If not, use a pillow of some kind. This will keep you more comfortable and avoid neck pain.
• Get a sheet or blanket to cover yourself with if the room is cool.
• Lastly, place any cushions you removed on the floor next to the couch. These will catch up if you roll off the couch.

There you go! You can wake up all bright eyed and bushy tailed and ready to tackle the day!

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Survival – Species Edition

Time to put the sexy in Friday!

Enjoy the weekend, folks! Alright, now let’s get to what’s most important: Commenting and drinking!