Rachael Carlevale Cannabis Wedding Crown. Photo by Tracey Eller for Cosmic Sister

Note – I have a medical card for a back injury so this is all legal on my end. Hell, the only way you can get it legally in my province is to your door by post as their are no dispensaries.

Hi internetters this is a special edition of baking with Litre as this is non football related and but there is a good reason for this one. A while back someone posted candy corn m&m’s on a liveblog and I was flabbergasted. Whenever I travel I always look for potato chips and other snack food that is not available in my neck of the woods as I sometimes get the munchies you see. I had never seen those M&M’s and they intrigued me very much. Both Beerguyrob and Balls offered to send them to me and I thought hell why not make these into something better. I received these things in the mail and we ate a couple to see what we were dealing with. They taste like white chocolate basically. I asked for suggestions and Balls suggested cookies and so that is what I went with as I haven’t made cookies in a while and I have never made them for this site.

This is my last batch of cannabutter from my brother in law so I will have to ask him for more because baking with litre wouldn’t be the same if it was just me dropping thc oil onto a blueberry pie. I really like blueberry pie, hell I like all pies, when my metabolism crashes I am in big trouble. Anywhoo I found these cookies which we will title,

Candy Corn M&M monster cookies.

This cookie has peanut butter, chocolate chips, peanut butter, oats (healthy!), and the candycorn m&m’s. I did wonder how the white chocolate taste would mix with the peanut butter but we will see.

What you will need:

½ cup light brown sugar If you don’t have brown sugar you can substitute with white sugar you add 2 tblspoons of molasses for every cup of sugar- Mrs. Cola)

¼ cup sugar (yeah it is going to be sweet)

1 egg

1 teaspoon vanilla ( I still use Mrs. Cola’s concoction)

½ cup chocolate chips (choose whatever flavoUr you like)

½ cup of quick oats

1 cup of flour

4/4 cup of peanut butter, I like chunky so there is everything in this cookie.

6 oz of the magical M&M’s

½ teaspoon baking soda

½ cup butter or cannibutter. Since mine is very strong I split the measurement between butter and cannabutter.

Fire the oven up to 350 degrees and grab your metal cookie sheet. Mrs Cola has these cookie mats which make everything piss easy. It is some kind of baking sorcery if you ask me.

In your mixer or big bowl if you are old school mix things together in this order,

Butter and Sugars (5 mins)

Peanut butter

Egg

Vanilla

Make it into a ball and then add baking soda and the flour.

Massage in the oats, then the M&M’s, and then the chocolate chips. Then throw the dough in the fridge for 30 minutes. Have a beer, smoke a bowl, check your fantasy lineup, whatever.

Roll them into balls (heh) and push down in the middle with your thumb to spread em out a bit as they don’t flatten that much due to all of the stuff in them.

Bake for 10 minutes and then check on them. I live at a bit higher altitude so everything takes me a bit longer to cook.

Let cool, I know it is difficult but you already cleaned the bowl and the spoon.

Verdict is that good Lord these are sweet. The M&M’s blend alright with the peanut butter and they hit the spot when you have the munchies. They are cookies that taste nothing like marijuana due to the other strong tastes that are in there. This means they are very dangerous because they don’t taste herbaceous.

The marijuana of the post is grown by Mettrum and it is their Sun Grown Orange No. 1. Personally I like the outdoor stuff as it is usually less potent than they hydro, plus I like nature. This is 13.3% THC and 0 CBD, this is my long day, baby asleep, need to chill weed. It won’t make you drowsy or giggly it just makes you relax.

I guess this can double as a Saturday thread as we have none so chat about gambling, your new addiction to Krokodil, feel my personal pain when Aston Villa beats teh Mighty Fulham, get drunk and yell. Do what you do.