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Beerguyrob

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There’s actually a very good chance I’m delivering Greek food tonight. I’ll let you know if I serve the hookers again.

Also, I saw Black Panther on Friday afternoon. I highly recommend it. A great stand-alone film. Everyone talks about it being an empowering film for African-Americans; what most reviews minimize it that it’s also an empowering film for women. There are few links to the greater universe – well, not as overt as the ones they usually hammer home. It’s safe for the kids, if you don’t want to pay for a sitter.

Beerguyrob’s rating:

Six out of six.

 

Tonight’s sports:

  • Olympics:
    • NBC | 8:00PM – Alpine Skiing, Short Track, Skeleton, Ski Jumping
    • NBCSN
      • 7:00PM – Figure Skating: Olympic Ice, Freestyle Skiing
      • 10:00PM – Hockey (Men’s Group C): Germany vs. Norway
      • 12:30AM – Curling (Men): U.S. vs. Japan
    • CBC
      • 8:00PM –  Short Track, Skeleton, Ski Jumping
      • 7:00AM – Hockey (Men’s group A): Canada vs. Korea
    • TSN
      • 8:00PM – Alpine Skiing (Men’s Giant Slalom)
      • 10:00PM – Hockey (Men’s Group C): Germany vs. Norway
      • 2:30AM – Hockey (Men’s Group A): Czech Rep. vs. Switzerland
    • Sportsnet | 11:30PM – Cross-Country Skiing
  • NHL:
    • Leafs at Penguins – 7:00PM | Sportsnet / NHLN
    • Habs at Vegas – 7:00PM | Sportsnet360
    • Bruins at Canucks – 10:00PM | Sportsnet
    • Panthers at Flames – 10:00PM | Sportsnet360
  • NBA:
    • All-Star Saturday Night: From Los Angeles – 8:00PM | TNT
  • NCAA:
    • Texas Tech at Baylor – 7:30PM | ESPNU
    • Oklahoma State at TCU – 8:00PM | ESPN2
    • *North Carolina at Louisville – 8:15PM | ESPN
    • Yale at Harvard – 9:30PM | ESPNU
    • Utah at Washington State – 10:00PM | ESPN2
    • Oregon at UCLA – 10:15PM | ESPN
  • Boxing:
    • Premier Boxing Champions: Alexander-Ortiz (welterweights) – 8:00PM | FOX

I’ll see youse guys Monday. There’s a special guest Open Thread tomorrow for some left-turn festival outta Florida. IS A.J.FOYT STILL ALIVE?!

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Last thing tWBS saw that night.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Which night? You’ll have to be more specific.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YV4oYkIeGJc

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Unsurprised

That looks awesome.

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Mr. Ayo

I’d get drunk there

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Wakezilla

When I arrived at my place 90 minutes ago, it was green outside. Now, it’s a white out outside and we just lost power. Worst of all, against my better judgement, I didn’t go to the liquor store to grab beer. . . .

And a car outside just crashed into my apartment building’s garage door. Goody

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Unsurprised

That sucks.

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Mr. Ayo

I’m calling FEMA. Sit tight.

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Beerguyrob

He wanted help, not paper towels.

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Beerguyrob

The dogs woke me up to take them out for a walk in it. It’s those big fat flakes that spell trouble in the morning.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Weird mobile gloryhole

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

One is glory; t’other is the sad hole.

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Unsurprised

Hey

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Yo

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Mr. Ayo

Where?

– John Elway

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Wakezilla

Wow, Canada is really shitting the bed in men’s and women’s curling

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Mr. Ayo

I’d shit in her vagina.

If she’s into that sort of thing of course.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Geez…remind me not to go sloppy seconds after your weirdness.

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Mr. Ayo

Well look at the judgmental non-german here

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Hey, if end up with your shit on my dick it’ll be because….

Oh sorry, I should probably not finish that thought.

CARRY ON!!!!!!!

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

That’s how he reproduces.

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Wakezilla

It’s a shame Genie Bouchard is more of a Kournikouva and not a Sharipova.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

I find it more of a shame that she’s not here with me right now.
Holy shit….she needs a spanking.

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Wakezilla

I’m watching Hockey Night in Canada After hours and Ice Liouns’ Sam Gagne is doing the interview. The interviewer just stated Gagne has played in 758 games, which, to me, is insane considering how Gagne has been mostly a fringe player his entire career. The perks of being a first rounder, I guess.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Santa Clara at Pacific betting update because I know you’re all dying to know.

My ATS bet on Pacific is ded unless it goes into OT and Pacific remembers how to play baxsetballing. Hippo’s Santa Clara moneyline is looking good, barely, at the moment.

Herb Sendek is still a fucktard.

G’night errrrybodeh.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Update: Hippo’s ML bet on Santa Clara holds up.

I’ll punch him later.

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Mr. Ayo

I thought I read somewhere that you stopped betting before today’s games.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

I STOPPED BETTING AND NOW I’M STOPPING AGAIN DON’T YOU JUDGE ME!!!!!

And technically I stopped earlier in the week. And today I started again DURING today’s games.

But yes, really stopping now.

Probably.

;P

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Senor Weaselo

Music of the day:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BHiyYuAhJ0

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Nice.

My niece, whom I’ve been trying to rescue, largely unsuccessfully or so I thought, from a life of redneck….actually discovered Chopin today. All on her own without me even steering her.

I’ve rarely been this happy about anything pertaining to my family.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G33opPoryh4

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Wakezilla

It’s not easy with what you’re doing.I did this with my oldest nephew. He’s a good kid (he’s 21 now). One of the things I’m looking forward to doing is trying to steer my 13 year old nephew in the right direction. He’s lost, getting in a shit ton of fights, shoplifting (hasn’t been caught yet) and always has a butterfly knife on him. Minus being in a gang, he’s just like his father.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

I knew you were a good man.
Best of luck, of course. And you’re right, it’s not easy.

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Wakezilla

“I’m delivering Greek food tonight”

Let us know how the anal went.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Abelard!

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Seriously, if I was doing play by play with Bill Walton and he talked to me like that, I would so call him a fucking hippie cunt, on the air and never work again.

And I’d punch him in the dick and walk away with no regrets.

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Wakezilla

I’d imagine his attitude is all predicated on what type of weed he ingested

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theeWeeBabySeamus

I don’t give a shit what he’s ingested. If I was his play by play partner tonight, I’d have already punched him by now and quit on the spot and told ESPN to fuck off.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

He’s always an idiot.

Tonight he’s been very insulting.

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yeah right

Submitted for your approval
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Q6V30vEdcU

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Brick Meathook

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Nailed it!!!!!

– Blair Walsh Skiing

(apologies to Ayo for stealing his bit)

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

So this just happened:

http://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/sports/sd-sp-padres-eric-hosmer-signs-0216-story.html

I’ll hold my opinions until the dollar amounts come out. But I did get my tickets for Opening Day on Thursday, and I’m starting to feel rather… CHAAARRRGGGGEEDDD UP! OHHH YEAH!

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Mr. Ayo

That’s quite a catch!

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theeWeeBabySeamus

I still say that guy looks like Satan’s little brother.
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Good pick up tho.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Whoa…8 years?
Hmmmmmm.

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Yeahhhhhhhh… Want to see the $$$…

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Yup. Don’t get me wrong, he’s young enough.
But that’s a long deal for anybody. In addition to the money/structure, the “options” after year 4 or 5 should be interesting as well.

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Senor Weaselo

It said heavily front-loaded with an opt-out after 5. I’m guessing it would be very in his interest to opt out, probably.

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Yup, 5/$100M, 3/$33.

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Senor Weaselo

Think I won the Powerball!
http://hrwiki.org/w/images/c/c2/homsar_evolution_current.png

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theeWeeBabySeamus

It appears the UCLA Cheerleaders changed uniforms at halftime.
That seems both weird and enticing.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Stupid sexy Asian drivers!!!!!
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Oh, no….not you dear. You’re fine. But how about I drive anyway.

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Wakezilla

She can tutor me in math anytime

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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litre_cola

This angers me for some reason.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Doktor Zymm

I should try going luging again. I’m in better shape for lugging the damn sled up the stairs now, and I’m heavier so I’ll go faster. Also, I should go when it’s not hovering around freezing so the ice is all melty and the finish is a big puddle

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theeWeeBabySeamus

the finish is a big puddle

I have no further comment on this, I just wanted to point it out.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

OH; PUDDLE, not POODLE.

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Doktor Zymm

Common mistake

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Doktor Zymm

Better than a small, sticky puddle

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Both have their appeal, my dear.
😉

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Doktor Zymm

TOTAL DOWNER WARNING:

Did you guys know Japan has had an on and off problem with mass stabbings? The deadliest one was just about a year and a half ago. https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2016/07/25/world/japan-knife-attack-deaths/index.html

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

You could say they’re on the…

/puts on sunglasses

…cutting edge of crime.

YEEEEEEAAAAHH

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brick Meathook

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